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[gluttiny]

⚠️ This is a PSA! ⚠️

Sightings of a rare bird species known as Devildom Birds have been sighted near the Bermuda Triangle. These Devil birds seem to occupy a ring of uninhabited islands within the kingdom of Bermuda. Nobody really knows where they came from or why, but it seems they are here to stay.

If you or a family member are unfortunate enough to encounter one of these creatures on your travels, please be mindful! While fascinating, these avian invaders could be trouble. So stay alert! Information is provided below the cut.

In case of a Devildom Bird emergency, please text DEMON to 666.

Lucifeather - This haunting creature has been sighted only once. He is the presumed leader of some kind of little freak gang.

Birdmon - This mischievous species of Devildom bird was discovered only weeks ago. They have a strange attraction to anything shiny, including eyeballs! Watch out bird-watchers!

Leviaswan - The lucky snapper of this rare photograph would not tell us anything about the encounter at all, other than it was - "a horrifically humiliating affair for us both, and my social standing shall never recover."

Satalon - This polite-looking fellow is said to have a call that sounds like raucous mocking laughter and the screams of innocent children.

Asmolamingo - This flamboyant individual has been photographed more than any other! It seems this one likes to be seen. Experts are unsure why.

Beelzebird - No comment.

Belphegor-the-bird - The scientists who recovered this specimen were certain it was deceased. However, it awoke not three days after capture, strangled the nearest person to death, and went immediately back to sleep.

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thank you @iwillmarrybeel for being my partner in crime 😼

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

sorry to any europeans following me but all the superstition around microwaving water is seriously some flat earth shit

[lemondemonpickuplines]

wanna see what my Machine can do?

[mandareeboo]

I’m glad they’re not using their displeasure with Rudy as a chance to dehumanize him. Like yeah he fucked up, but he’s got a name, and he should be called it.

[catsudeku]

i dont know why people like posts on tumblr and at this point i'm too afraid to ask

[roaldseth]

[ time to make all of my art extremely transparent. ]

For the past 3.5 months, I invested in transforming my hair from basically black to as ashen as possible. It hasn’t sat long yet, so the color is due to lighten up in some areas, but at least I don’t have to go and get it colored further.

And, in other news: the makeup-test is because (I am absolutely terrible with makeup, goatees are difficult, and) it’s about time to figure out what I have in order since I am attending AnimeNEXT in the coming week.

[critter-of-habit]

My new 2DS XL!  So pretty, so big!

A great upgrade from my 6 year old 3DS (the battery in that is shot, only lasts an hour).  The best part - you can press the pokeball button!

[anotherbpdblog]

anyway i need a new moisturizer(?) for my face because the one i’m using doesn’t do much for my dry skin (i think my skin is both dry and oily??)

does anyone know of a good one??