#it is science

[mieltelecheycrema]

hate that if i want a sweet sweet pastry I gotta do a bunch of measurements and cant bs my way through it

[cynicallie]

Obviously

[deathtodickens]

I’m here for and with y’all this weekend. 😌 Let us send all kinds of good vibes to our friends traveling directly into the eye of the storm that has come to bless us in the midst of this most insufferable drought.

PREPARE TO HYDRATE, MY FRIENDS.

[transplutonium]

all problems can be sloved with a bowl of cereal and some glitter,

[kunoichihatakebranchaccount]

mitosis = me too, sis

[rem-the-moth]

Dreamworlds

I just realized something. If there are infinite paralell universes, with infinite possibilities, then ALL the things we make up are happening in another world. Like all of our TV shows, all the books and all the FANFICTION. Now I really want to build a device to travel between them.

[bump-into-things]

Ted Cruz being the zodiac killer is my favourite conspiracy theory. It's such a perfect example of people feeling powerless in the face of a threat, the threat here being Cruz becoming president, so they just grab hold of the most random thing they can think of to prevent it. And the Internet thinking of a stupid way of slandering him shouldn't even be a problem, I think the reason Cruz still had to acknowledge it is to show that he's down with the kids and he's seen what we've written on our MESSAGE BOARDS. But the best part is that there is literally nothing he could say to make this idea die. This isn't a political idea that he can make people change their minds about, it's people challenging power by laughing at it, which is awesome.