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I still can't believe one of the selling points of Veilguard was "no more fetch quests! We moved past that" and then you play it and 50% of the quests are running around doing more or less useless stuff to gain factions strength, it's literally the same boring thing come on now
You can't tell me this isn't Celine with ✨brat Rumi✨
Jerk Ford AU: Class of '72
In the Book of Bill, one of the lost journal pages includes this snippet from what I can only assume is the yearbook page of Glass Shard Beach High School during Stanley and Stanford's senior year.
In the Jerk Ford AU, Stan was never kicked out. He graduated and went on to Backupsmore University with Jerk Ford.
He'd also gotten support throughout his childhood academics, so he was actually considered a good student, even if he wasn't quite at his twin brothers level (but not even the salutatorian of their graduating class was close).
Teen Jerk Ford was also notoriously hated by their school district, Glass Shard Beach, the Lead Paint District in general, most of the state of New Jersey, some of the surrounding states, the Committee for the Scripps National Spelling Bee, ect.
So with Stanley being viewed more favourably and having overall better education prospects, while Stanford is notorious for his genius intellect and shitty attitude, how do their senior yearbook pages differ from their canon counterparts?
STANFORD PINES
“Oderint Dum Metuant”
College:
West Coast Tech Backupsmore
Social Clubs:
Astrono-Masters, Chess Club, Debate Team, Grammarkateers, Honours Society, Mathletes, Metric System Advocacy Society, Robotics Team
Senior Standout:
Most likely to get what he deserves.
Academic Rank:
Valedictorian
STANLEY PINES
“Peace is always an option.”
College:
Backupsmore
Social Clubs:
Drama Club, Theatre Club, Student Newspaper (comics section), Gossipers Anonymous, Youth Tutoring Program, Stan Pines Fan Club (Former president, usurped. Now known as Stanford Pines Hate Club)
Senior Standout:
Least likely to commit fratricide.
Academic Rank:
Summa Cum Laude
Alpha Flight #80 January 1, 1990
Becoming Karl Lagerfeld 1.3 (2024) Daniel Brühl as Karl Lagerfeld
"Being with you is lonely."
