#it spiraled

[anamericangirl]

I love that the answer to "why is anamericangirl a horse now" starts with "well, there was this anon who was trying to start drama between her and arizonaconservativegal by claiming that Arizona was spreading rumors about AG..."

which led directly to "...so now AG is a lesbian horse federal agent named Penny and she's married to Arizona (who may or may not be a horse herself)".

Reality is stranger than fiction

[writertyozzie123]

Dndads tumblr I feel the need to unleash this monstrosity on you, you're welcome:

[professorhotchkissesta]

No one talks about the force with which Nancy hurls those snowballs; It’s time to put a stop to that:

[henrikvanderswoon]

🌻

When I was in elementary school my best friend and I made a joke that we both shared a boyfriend named Invisible Ned. Yes, this was in honor of Ned Nickerson.

[thewolfisawake]

Smash or pass Samir for Icarus

Send me “Smash or Pass” + a name and my muse will answer with 100% honesty.

“Mmmmm nooooppppeeee,” running the other direction. He’s not going down this road again. He got a look at the guy. That smile caused him return it and nope. Nope. 

[51316120825]

almost done clearing out my queue and drafts that have been clogged for about two years .. (maybe more than two.. i still have things ive been meaning to reblog for 3 to 4 whole years...)

[tech-obsessed-shark]

”I’d rather be gay in hell than straight in heaven”

-me 2024