Nov 10, 2025
My coworker who hates me and won't stop spreading lesbophobic rumors about me at work for literally no reason at 9am in the morning in the break room while I'm trying to eat my breakfast sandwich: sex is such a sacred thing, like I feel like it creates soul ties between you and your partner, so I do agree with the waiting for marriage aspect of my grandma's religion. I'm okay with gay people but I feel like they're more likely to hook up with their friends casually, which creates more soul ties you know?
Me, internally: it's not worth it, leave it alone, she's also implying she thinks you're a known whore to get to you, leave it be
Me out loud because I simply cannot let this go: girl what the hell are you talking about
