#its cringy

[vergeofpanic]

Kim Rok Soo: What type of flour do Orphans use for baking?

Everyone: ...

Kim Rok Soo: Self-raising!

Everyone: ...

Kim Rok Soo: jeez, tough crowd, is everyone dead or something-

Choi Jung Soo, who is literally dying in his arms: I am so proud dongsaeng... but seriously, you need a therapist

Lee Soo Hyuk, dying nearby: yeah, dongsaeng, humour isn't appropriate in this situation-

Choi Jung Soo: I mean, its a good joke, a great joke even, but you really can't make these jokes about yourself

Kim Rok Soo: But, you're the one who told me that you wanted to hear me make jokes before you die Jung Soo...

Choi Jung Soo: Rok Soo, why would you sell me out like that! Now I've gotta escape before Lee Soo Hyuk gets a hold of me-

Choi Jung Soo: And if you end up with horrible abandonment issues after this, just get yourself a boomerang so you'll know it'll always come back

Choi Jung Soo: *perishes on command*

Lee Soo Hyuk: Choi Jung Soo!!!

Lee Soo Hyuk: don't worry dongsaeng, I'll give him a lecture for you, but please, for the love of god, don't make any more orphan jokes...

Lee Soo Hyuk: *dies in the name of vengence*

Kim Rok Soo: Well, this is quite a grave affair...

[whateverfuckleberry]

sorry I can't hear anyone over how loud baby boy steves' big wet begging eyes are, with how pink and soft his bottom lip gets when steve nervously nibbles on it because he thinks eddie might be flirting with him and he thinks he maybe likes it a lot?? cant hear you over how long and thick his hair that's perfect for pulling and petting is, and how hes all confident and chill with women but would probably blush and stutter and become a nervous wreck the second robin confirms that eddie is flirting with him.

i refuse to listen to anyone who saw steve in that scoops ahoy uniform and thinks eddie wouldn't of taken one look at him in all of that tight blue bubble butt glory and wouldn't of automatically tripped on thin air, landing flat on his back RIGHT BEHIND where steve was leaning over to wipe down tables.

I can imagin steve would turn to look down at him in worry asking, "holy shit dude, you ok??"

And it would practically be canon if trying but failing very hard to look away from those shorts that were hugging steves plump v noticeable assets, eddie answered, "fuck yeah im ok" without even thinking about it.

cue eddie changing steve's nick name King Steve into Baby Boy Queen Steve, steve having a bi-panic break down over it, robin having to constantly assure steve that yes, eddie totally wants to hit that, and me once again not listening to anyone who think steve isn't fucking baby boy

[drdeathdefyingfrnk]

Ignore this......I hate it

[keepinit-g]

Can i please have a job where literally all the employees are black ?? Damn.

[seoafin]

hs stsg called themselves "the strongest" unironically and idk man if that's not exactly what two cocky teenage boys full of themselves would say with a straight face idk what to tell you

[akirameta84]

EEeEE

I hate that i know this

heres some art 11 year old me made of EEeEE (not major but blood tw)

what drugs was young me on

[staygoldponebone]

can you do a curly smut? idrc what the plot is, i just need one if u can:))

oof ok so i don’t really write smoot anymore, but i still have my *cringes* smut blog and i’m sure there’s some curly on there...

@staygoldponebone-nsfw 😳🤢🤮

[sofancydancy]

Don’t get me wrong, I’m a romantic—but I don’t like clingy. Especially after I’ve told you that my heart is not in a good place rn. Don’t cling to me; it makes me want to ignore you.