#iwritesometimes

[omicheese]

so I just now finished listening to Ibn El Leil based on you saying it was one of your faves, and it was SO good. thank you so much for mentioning this!! it's EXCELLENT!!

it is SO GOOD!!! i can just put that cd in the car and listen to it over and over and over. i'm so glad you like it!!!

[pokemonheartgold]

in case no other yank has yet shown up to make frantic wtf gestures at you, we most emphatically do NOT have to put our hotel key cards???? on (in??) the light switches??????? i am both flabbergasted and appalled that this is a thing anywhere. why in god's name would you have to do this.

this is SO bizarre to me because literally every hotel I've ever stayed in (admittedly I've only ever stayed in the UK and uh France) has had one of these badboys:

typically a little nicer looking but it'll be a little wall mounted card slot like this. there is no electricity in the room until you put the card in, and if you take it out it turns all the electricity off. last time I stayed in a hotel we only had one keycard so I had to take it with me whilst I went down to the lobby so I could get back in and my partner just kind of chilled in the dark with no TV for a bit whilst I waited for the driver 💀

I've never googled it but I'd hazard a guess it's an energy saving measure - if no guests can leave anything on and running during the day/whilst out, then it's probably going to lower their electricity consumption (and therefore bills) by a good chunk. I ran the calcs quick and 80 rooms with two average UK lightbulbs left on whilst people are out of the room for 6 hours (conservative on all fronts I probably think) would use about 21,024KWh a year - 7 x the average UK households annual usage and 2 x the average US households (you lot... uh.... you use a lot of electricity I think it's probably the AC). That's about £5000 a year (and likely increasing year on year) savings on electricity bills - and keep in mind that is most definitely a lowball lol.

but yeah it's kind of a pain in the ass lemme just slap the card in my wallet so I can't misplace it 💀

[aquilaofarkham]

Aquila, this is very silly and pointless but just now, out of nowhere, the thought occurred to me to ask you whether you'd ever seen Angel's Egg. You may even have blogged about it before and my memory is just super terrible (it is), but on the off chance you had NOT seen it I needed to make you aware of it because I think you'd dig it very much. Anyway, have a great rest of your day!!

this isn't silly or pointless at all! AND I LOVE ANGEL'S EGG SM it's one of my fave lesser known animes and the perfect example of "no plot, just vibes and gorgeous visuals"

[johannestevans]

ngl I was biting my tongue for DAYS hoping you might find your eye wandering toward Emmrich Dragon Age. I simply think he's a character that seems up your alley and I was hoping you might have some thoughts and opinions. (if you have previously already published some thoughts and opinions, I truly apologize, I've been sporadic on the hellsite for months and only just now played Veilguard, so as always, please feel free to disregard!)

I haven't played Veilguard yet, as I have no compatible device! 😭 As happened with Astarion in BG3, SEVERAL people have told me they think I'll love that sexy old necromancer and from clips and art I've seen thus far they're quite right, I just haven't been able to play with him myself yet. :(

[qupshalfempty]

Bulkhead X Human! Reader | Miko's Plan

I've been working on this for a long while and I kinda like it? It's mostly so I can get some writing done and play around with changing perspectives. It has my humor in it, that may have made it worse though lmao.

Word Count: 2,007

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“Woohoo! I win!”

Jack rolls his eyes, handing the controller over to Raf who sat patiently watching the other two’s round. Miko fist pumps the air, bragging rights having been awarded. Shamelessly jumping off the couch and playing air guitar, making sounds to match her frivolous strumming. Jack huffs in annoyance.

“Okay okay, you're up against Raf next-”

The sound of the ground bridge being activated reverberates throughout the base, two bots emerging from the blue and green vortex. Bulkhead and Bee were back from a scouting mission in record time. Miko wasted no time with her new bragging rights,racing to the railing and leaning dangerously over it.

“Bulk! I beat Jack!”

“Ugh..” Jack rolled his eyes in response.

“Be there in a second Miko, I gotta go pick up Y/N.”

And he quickly shifted into his alt mode and left skid marks from how fast he left, causing Ratchet to groan in the background. The three humans and ‘Bee all stood in confusion as the green car raced out of base. 

“Wow.. He seemed like he was in a hurry..”

Jack commented offhandedly, watching Raf load the next round. Miko shared a glance towards Jack, both thinking the same thing.

Miko roughly grabbed the two boy's arms, pulling them towards her. All three of them hunched over. “You thinking what I'm thinking?”

“You wanna do it now? Now now?”

“Yes! You see the way Bulk acts, and the way Y/N acts!?”

Raf then spoke up, “Uh but why do.. This? Why not just talk to her?”

Miko huffed. “Because he won't do it on his own! We just gotta give him that push! That and I'm tired of Bulk sighing when we hang out! I wanna crush dunes but Bulk's too busy crushing on Y/N!” Miko whispered exasperatedly. “

“Okay okay,” Jack runs a hand over his face and sighs. “What are we gonna do?”

Miko chuckles. 

“More like what am I gonna do!”

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*Y/N POV*

Bulk and I have been chatting for half an hour now, making our way towards the base... While I liked talking to him, I couldn't wait to get out of his alt mode. It's not that I hate him, It's that I like him. Really like him. To the point that I can't stand being around him without blushing or stuttering and making a complete fool of myself. I've been able to have short conversations with him, but after a while I start thinking of my crush and I get blushy. Last time I told him I was sick and ended up with him worried over me... I didn't want to avoid him, but I'm not good at lying either. So I came up with the best solution.

Avoid him.

“What'chya thinking about? You’re quiet..”

Or at least trying to.

“N-nothing really, just thinking about what the other's a-are doing right now.”

Nice save dipstick.

“I'm sure Miko's causing a riot.” He said with a deep chuckle that I love so much...

“As usual.” I commented, both of us laughing. I loved being able to make him laugh, it makes my heart swell with pride and leaves me glowing for the rest of the day when I hear his gravelly laughed... Oh no, I can feel my face and ears getting red. Look for a distraction-

“Oh look we're here.” I interrupted abruptly, opening the door myself before he could even get stopped. 

“Woah...” I heard Bulk say before the familiar sounds of him transforming followed. Bee's voice beeped out towards Bulk, but I didn't stay behind to find out what he said. I hurried up the stairs to the platform the other humans stayed at most of the time. I had to distract myself from my beating heart, it feels like it's coming out of my throat. The kids were all sitting on the couch muttering to themselves. Miko noticed me first, poking her head up from the small huddle with the other's.

“Hey Y/N! Just the person I was looking for!” Miko jumped up.

“R-really?” I'm going to blame my stutter on a dry mouth and not my heart being caught in my throat. 

“Yep! Ya wanna go dune crushing with me and Bulk?” She exclaimed, louder than usual. That got Bulk's attention from across the room, and although I was internally cringing, he had already noticed and made his way over. I swallowed thickly and averted my gaze from my approaching crush. 

“Y/N's coming?” Me and Bulk met eyes. It was too late now, saying no would make it awkward. I smiled to cover the fact that my face has been heated since I got here.

“Uh yeah, I'm ready!” 

“Great!” Miko jumped with joy. I could feel my face get heated at the thought, it's fun getting to ride around with them. I could hardly contain my excitement, but the nerves soon followed. Hopefully it won't be awkward with Miko there, right?

“Well? Let's go!” Miko grasped my wrist, practically pulling me down the stairs. I nearly tripped from the force of her, and nearly landed at Bulk's pedes.

“You okay?” Bulk’s servos came down enough for me to reach. My face reddened from the contact, I hurriedly yanked my hand away.

“Yeah, I'm good...” 

“Heh sorry 'bout that, I'm pumped!” Miko fist pumps, she's always excited to ride the dunes even though she's done it a bazillion times. Although she wore a peculiar smirk.. Before I could question any further Bulk had transformed into his alt mode, his passenger door opening as well as the back door. Miko made a move for the back, hoping in with the door closing behind her.. She usually takes shotgun.. There's something odd-

“Ya getting in slowpoke?!”

“Uh, y-yep!”

I sat in the front, rubbing the sweat off my palms onto my jeans. The door closes, and we make our way through the ground bridge, blue and green swirls shining inside Bulk's alt mode. On the other side is sand, sand, and more sand. As well as some hills, made of sand.. Have I mentioned there's sand? Finally, Miko speaks up.

“We're here-... oh looks like I forgot something. I'll just go find it and be right back!”

“Want us to come with you?” Bulk questioned through the speakers, but Miko was already out and closing the back door.

“Nah that's alright, you two go ahead without me. I'll be right back!”

“.. Okay.” Miko ran back through the ground bridge, throwing a wave over her shoulder before she disappeared. The portal closed behind her. Leaving me and Bulk alone... together… I reluctantly spoke up to try and help the situation. 

“So.. what's up with Miko?”

“I.. don't know.. She's been acting like this for a while now, heh.”

I was in shock. Miko, Bulk's number 1 fan and best friend, being distant? That is odd and highly unlikely.

“Really? You think so?” Bulk snapped me out of my thoughts.

“Huh?”

“What you just said?” Oh, I-... I said it out loud. I mentally facepalmed, hopefully I don't do that out loud too. I nodded and stammered out a reply.

“Well, yeah. She looks up to you a lot. I don’t see why she'd want to be distant from y-you. You're amazing... uh to her.”

The car was silent afterward. Keeping my head down turned away from the mirrors. Of course I made it awkward, this is why I don't stay around him. I accidentally speak my mind, and I can't be around him if my mind starts to drift... My head drooped, I've got no chances being with him if I stay this awkward. He'd like someone more outgoing and able to keep up with him. And especially not human.

“Thanks.”

I glanced up, Bulk had a soft expression on his helm. His audial seems to be stuck in the back of his throat when he opens his mouth to speak just to close it seconds later. I gave his mirrors a quizzical look.

“You.. Okay?” When he didn't answer, I took it as a sign to continue. “I'm sure if you just talk to her you'll both sort this out. Nothing could break the Wrecker duo up.”

His chuckles sounded through his speakers at that, but went silent again. He seemed to be lost in thought before he spoke up.

“Yeah, you're right... Can.. I ask you something?”

“Uh yeah, sure.”

“... Why.. have you been avoiding me?”

He questioned bluntly, my face flushed from embarrassment from him realizing. What if I came off rude?

"I'm.. sorry.." I was clueless as to why I was apologizing, or what I should say to him. I really didn’t mean to hurt his feelings but at the same time I’m afraid of confessing mine.

"No, I'm sorry. I shouldn't have sprung it up on you and..”

Bulk being so bashful and remorseful made a pang of guilt rush through me. He’d ranted and apologized multiple times without stopping. I had to say something.

“No no, you deserve an explanation. Uh…” I felt myself drawing a blank, admitting to why I was avoiding him also meant admitting to my feelings… Judging by the way I made him feel, I had to. If just to make him feel better. My voice wavered.

“I.. like you Bulk. A lot…. I’m sorry I’ve been avoiding you, I just… have the biggest crush on you that I couldn’t be around you.” I chuckled dryly. “It’s not the most sound logic, but I didn’t know what else to do. I didn’t want to ruin our friendship…” I sighed, knowing it was already ruined now. Everything would be awkward from here on out and I would never live it down just to live a miserable life infinitely embarrassed-

“Oh..” His response making my nerves worse. I could kill Miko for leaving me. 

“I like you too..” 

I visibly flinched back as if getting stabbed, feeling flutters within my chest. “W-wha- Really?” 

Instead of answering his passenger side door opened, beckoning me out. I stepped out and backed up to give him room to transform, my head down turned in embarrassment all the while. I heard his metal plates shift and move before a shadow was cast over me, I fixed my gaze at his pedes. Bulk’s deep voice hummed out.

“Y/N, I like you too…” Before I could react his servos curled beneath my legs and carefully brought me up to his helm. I found the courage to meet his optics, searching for any hint of a joke. But there was nothing but affection and an adorable heat on his helm. He awkwardly coughed into his other servos, breaking eye contact to hide his heated helm. I was close enough to reach for his helm, embracing what my arms could reach. His other servos covered my back, shielding me from the harsh rays sun of the desert sun. 

We stayed like that until I let go, leaning back enough to see his face. His helm matched mine, completely heated and blushing. I couldn’t help but giggle, my chest feeling lighter ever since finding out my feelings were returned. I had to sit, else my wobbling legs buckle beneath me. I watched my legs dangle from my position, steering clear of meeting his optics. 

“This will.. Be… different…” He spoke up, already knowing what he referred to. 

“Yeah,” I whispered, leaning back into his servos and sighing out loud with my hands resting on my stomach. He sighed as well, neither of us knowing what to do or say. Instead, we both sat contently. After so long of holding it all in, and being without my best friend, I couldn’t hold my thoughts in anymore.

“I don’t mind, I really care for you ‘Bulky.” I didn’t care to raise up, already knowing his helm would be stained blue permanently. After a while, he chuckled and ran a digit over my head as gentle as my giant could be.

“I care for you too.” 

[hauntedfalcon]

@iwritesometimes replied to your post “I haven’t been doing it long enough to decide if it’s actually the...”

I always feel like I must be cheating at Duolingo bc it's really very easy and addictive, so WHY DO I KEEP PETERING OUT AFTER A MONTH, EVERY TIME

oh man I feel like if I do make it past a month I am... gonna be like “this is totally cheating, I don’t know any Arabic” as I correctly answer questions all day long 

@ladybastet92 replied to your post “I haven’t been doing it long enough to decide if it’s actually the...”

damn your kid is gonna be better at french than me

she claims she’s buying the vocabulary books for the pictures, but I think if that were true she would have branched out more into other languages. her retention is incredible and she’s been taking Spanish for two years too, so now I’m just waiting for her to cross those streams like I did in college :3

[aimmyarrowshigh]

@iwritesometimes asked:

okay, first of all, fuck you did that fast, it took me literal hours to comb through my morass of WIPs. second of all, oh PLEASE discuss Alderaan Nine-Nine, holy fuck. 

I keep all of my fic WIPs in a specific fic wip folder! Then when they’re done I move them into a POSTED folder. I get anxious(-er than usual) if my computer isn’t hyper-organized. (My apartment? A mess, thanks ADHD. But my computer? Pristine, thanks ADHD.)

Alderaan Nine-Nine! It’s actually finished except for polishing, tbh, and was co-written with @dracosollicitus -- it’s the B99 Halloween Heist but with the Star Wars characters. Leia is Holt, but Han and Chewie are basically a nicer version of Hitchcock & Scully. Poe is Amy Santiago, OBVIOUSLY. FOLLOWING THE RULES MAKES YOU A FUN AND COOL PERSON, AND POE IS A RULE-FOLLOWING NERD. BB-8 is clearly Cheddar, though. Orange, white, and one-of-a-kind. And a good boy!

[halliewriteshockey]

iwritesometimes replied to your post: Did Marchand finally do something to eclipse...

i’m just now looking this up to watch the video and i am LOSING IT. how do you fuck up THAT BAD??? also what is lickgate (she asks, terrified of the answer)

Oh my god @iwritesometimes​, I’m so glad I get to be the one to answer this question. This is Lickgate:

It happened not once but twice:

There was so much furor about it that the NHL had to make an official rule stating that licking players was strictly verboten and please don’t do it anymore BRAD.