jackass preferences + head cannons
Req: Preferences and head cannons for all of the main cast, as well as Ehren and Novak..
Warnings: mention of dr4gs, alcohol use, cigar3ttes and s3xual themes.
Johnny:
•doll, sweetheart, babydoll.
•his hand on your waist unconsciously while he talks to the crew.
•words of affirmation
•you having to patch him up when he arrives home broken and bruised.
•he admires the way you speak, your position at MTV was managerial, required regular meetings and was quite high-stakes. he admired your intelligence and elegance with the way you managed people.
•his favourite way to hold you: bridal style
•“atta good girl”
•“i will. i love you too babydoll.”
•“such a good girl for daddy.”
Steve-O:
•princess, babe, beautiful,
•hand holding, drink/(dr4g) sharing, cigarette kisses (him lighting yours with his.)
•him being extremely protective
•physical touch
•one of his lesser known hobbies is photography, he loves taking photos of you… in all sorts of contexts
•he admires the way you cook, he could count on his fingers and toes the proper hot dinners he had before meeting you. he sits in the kitchen and watches you move elegantly and swiftly behind the stove and counters. not to mention how god damn good it tastes. and you’re a good cook.
•him trying to cook you dinner and completely fucking it up, so you guys order pizza and watch a movie instead
•his favourite way to hold you: you on his shoulders
•“smile hot-stuff!”
•“sweetheart this is fucking awesome!”
•“take it, like a good girl.”
Bam:
•babygirl, gorgeous, babe
•he licks your face
•skates at sunset
•him getting nervous before you attempt a new trick
•tokens of affection - he collects little things throughout his day to give/show you - a pebble at the skatepark looked like a snail so he gave it to you when he got home.
•he admires you’re sense of humour, the way you’re not afraid to laugh at yourself and have a good time. you’re unapologetically yourself and he absolutely loves that about you.
•his favourite way to hold you is: over his shoulder.
•“you got this babygirl.”
•“it’s just a scratch, i’ll be fine babe.”
•“you’re my little sl*t, aren’t you?”
Ryan:
•darlin’, gorgeous, sweetheart.
•his hugs on a winters night
•quality time
•his hand on your thigh while he’s driving
•he admires your intelligence, the conversations you held with the engineers, writers and crew on set blew his mind. you were studying biochemical engineering and every day what you were learning impressed the shit out of him.
•he would talk about cars for hours, long drives were never boring, he could tell you nearly everything about a car by the sound of it and a glimpse of it speeding past on the highway.
•his favourite way to hold you: however he can grab you, which is usually thrown over his shoulder.
•“Come here gorgeous”
•“that’s great sweetheart, i knew you’d get it”
•“i know darlin, i know”
Ehren:
•hon, beautiful, babygirl
•he’s trying to find the next way to make you smile.
•making snow angels together
•resting your head on his shoulder on long drives in the jackass bus
•you always trying to fix his messed up hair in your apartment bathroom.
•words of affirmation
•he admires your social grace and confidence, the way in which you could walk up to anyone and start a conversation and within 5 minutes it would seem to anyone else that you had been friends for years.
•his favourite way to hold you: piggy back rides
•“whatcha readin’ hon?”
•“god. you’re just beautiful.”
•“yeah, just like that babygirl.”
Novak:
•sweetheart, darlin’, babe
•he makes you breakfast in bed, you both know what it’s like to go hungry so he makes sure you start your day with a full tummy.
•tokens of affection - flowers he picked on the walk home, handmade jewellery. he also shows off in adorable attempts to impress you whenever he gets the chance, usually on his skateboard.
•he admired your self-determination, having gotten your GED and just begun night-school he admired how you worked tirelessly during the day and then pushed on for night school in the evenings.
•his favourite way to hold you: you on his shoulders
•“mornin’ darlin.”
•“babe, check this shit out.”
•“better watch that filthy mouth sweetheart.”