#jacq shitposts

[tamquamm]

maggie tweeted this right:

and I don’t even have a physical copy but literally all I’m thinking about is how fucking annoyed she’d be if she were ever subjected to any of my cdth annotations because:

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[tamquamm]

thinking about how neil josten was described as “nothing” and that roughly translated into “I love you” eventually but when joseph kavinsky was described as “nothing” he got killed off haha cool 

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I don’t understand why some people are so shocked that Andrew is afraid of heights. It makes perfect sense to me, like kid’s 5ft tall, he’s always so close to the ground, no wonder he gets a lil freaked out 

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not to get like too deep here but niall lynch would’ve been the type of father to challenge his thirteen year old firstborn son to an agni kai and then banish him just saying

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just found out that some people, including my very own traitor ass friends, pronounce wylan like it rhymes with fucking dylan

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did monmouth manufacturing have a kitchen, like we know the fridge was in the bathroom, was there also a microwave also in the bathroom? what did they even eat?? like no wonder nineteen year old ronan is sitting in his bedroom eating expired baked beans out the can, it’s all he knows

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just 1am thoughts but like hooooooonestly if some guy led me on after I’d been dropping him lil funny presents, inviting him to my parties, bonding with him over a very niche thing we have in common, and also teaching him some very essential new skills about said thing, just for him to say he wants absolutely nothing to do with me in the end — I too would go absolutely batshit and throw the biggest, most public tantrum I possibly could to hit him where it fucking hurts