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Kaz’s gravelly voice is the bedroom voice Neeku deserves

Neeku: Oh, Kaz. Do the voice.

Kaz: (gravelly voice) You mean this?

Neeku: Yes, YES, YES. It makes me feel something rising up in me.

Kaz: (gravelly voice) Heh, heh, heh. You really like that voice.

Neeku: Now say, I have the hydrospanner.

Kaz: (gravelly voice) Heh, heh, Neeku Vozo, I have the hydrospanner, the perfect hydrospanner you were looking for.

Neeku: My hero! I was looking for the perfect hydrospanner for ages. Where have you been?

Kaz: (gravelly voice) Glad to come to your rescue, Mr... Nikto. It’s the best hydrospanner there is, smooth, well-intact, great to grip! Why don’t you grip it?

Neeku: So smooth, Mister Hero. How can I ever repay you for letting me grip the best hydrospanner ever?

Kaz: (gravelly voice) Mister Nikto, there is one thing you can do.

Kaz and Neeku lean a little too close...

Yeager: VOZO, XIONO! RULE 41, YOU TAKE THAT INAPPROPRIATE BEHAVIOR TO THE CLO- Ahem, oh, what are you two up to?

Sees Kaz and Neeku, their faces too close, and Neeku gripping the hydrospanner in Kaz’s hand.

Kaz: Yeager, I was just showing Neeku the hydrospanner.

Yeager: For a moment, I thought you two were... never mind. But if you two do what I thought you were doing...

Yeager slips rubbers into Kaz’s and Neeku’s pockets.

Kaz: Uhhhhhhhhhhhh. (Blushes and gazes at Neeku)

#Star Wars Resistance #Neekaz #kaz #kazuda xiono #neeku #neeku vozo #christopher sean #jared yeager

Got a photo op with the Resistance Trio (Kaz, Tam and Yeager) today, and they were so lovely! Chris even gave me a big hug!!! I’m hoping to get their signatures tomorrow!

#Star Wars resistance #swres #Kazuda Xiono #Tam Ryvora #Jared Yeager

Where Torra Doza discovers the truth about Jared Yeager and Imanuel Doza

Torra: Hey, Dad --ARRRRRGH

Sees her father and Yeager making out in bed.

Torra: How could you? Father, betray mother like this?

Yeager: Torra, this isn’t what you think it is.

Torra: No, I’ve seen it all, I’ve seen it, too much! How could you? My life is a lie! My family is a lie.

Doza: Torra, sweetie, your mother knows.

Torra: Knows that you’ve been betraying her!

Doza: I’m sorry, Torra. You had every right to assume... but you see, Jared and I ... and your mother...

Torra: Wait...

Doza: Yes, it’s something your mother and I did with Jared Yeager. And now that your mother isn’t here, it’s just me and Yeager for now until she comes back.

Torra: ...

Doza: Torra, some marriages are unconventional that way... okay, it’s normal all around for a lot of marriages... but you didn’t know. We should have explained it to you.

Torra: All this time?

Doza: Yeah...

Torra: Does that make Yeager like a second father to me?

Yeager: Uhhhhhh.

#torra doza #imanuel doza #star wars resistance #jared yeager #venisa doza

Venisa Doza’s Message to Imanuel Doza and Jared Yeager

Venisa: Remember, that I love you, Imanuel. Someday, we’ll be together.

Imanuel: I love you. One day...

Venisa: Until then... Jared, you keep my husband warm.

Jared: You caught us just in time. We’re doing it, right now!

Imanuel and Jared already in bed.

Venisa: Great! You’re doing great!

#venisa doza #imanuel #star wars resistance #jared yeager #star wars #captain doza #torra doza

How Imanuel Doza and Venisa met

Back in the Galactic Civil War

Imanuel: Being in the Empire is wrong. But if only I have a way out. If only I can rebel!

Suddenly, an angelic light beams right into Imanuel’s face and Venisa emerges from the light.

Venisa: Did somebody say, rebel?

Imanuel: Yes...

Venisa: Come with me, you can change, you have a chance. I will give it to you.

Imanuel jumps right into Venisa’s arms, bridal style, and they fly off.

Yeager: Venisa, who’s that?

Venisa: He’s my prisoner.

Yeager: Venisa, why are you carrying your prisoner bridal style?

Venisa: He’s mine.

Imanuel: I’m her prisoner, no questions asked.

#immanuel doza #torra doza #star wars resistance #jared yeager #venisa doza

What you gonna do when the chips are down?

Life ain’t easy Life ain’t fair A girl’s gotta fight for her rightful share

What you gonna do when the chips are down? Now that the chips are down What you gonna do when the chips are down? Now that the chips are down

Help yourself To hell with the rest Even the one who loves you best

What you gonna do when the chips are down? Now that the chips are down What you gonna do when the chips are down? Now that the chips are down

Take if you can Give if you must Ain’t nobody but yourself to trust

What you gonna do when the chips are down? Now that the chips are down What you gonna do when the chips are down? Now that the chips are down

Aim for the heart Shoot to kill

If you don’t do it, then the other one will!

And the first shall be first

And the last shall be last

Cast your eyes to heaven

You get a knife in the back!

Nobody’s righteous

Nobody’s proud!

Nobody’s innocent

Now that the chips are down

Go ahead and lay the blame Talk of virtue, talk of sin

Wouldn’t you have done the same

in her shoes, in her skin

You can have your principles, when you got a belly full.

But hunger has a way with you There’s no telling what you’re gonna do When the chips are now Now that the chips are down Whatcha gonna do when the chips are down?

Lyrics from “When the Chips are Down” from Hadestown

#hadestown #tam #star wars resistance #star wars #tam ryvora #jared yeager #lyrics #broadway

Got my STAR WARS RESISTANCE poster

Old co-worker vs. old co-worker.

Neeku is like, “Ooooooooooo.”

Looks like we know where Jace Rucklin went.

#star wars resistance #kaz #tam #neeku #jared yeager #captain doza

Kaz and Neeku roleplaying as STAR WARS REBELS characters

Kaz wearing green, a fake beard, and reading a script.

Kaz: (badly reading script )When you feel you’ve done enough for this Rebellion?

Neeku wearing fake lekku.

Neeku: (overdramatically) I guess when everyone is free to live their lives as they like without the Empire.

Kaz: (badly reading script) What about you?

Neeku: (overdramatically) Hmmmmm, I never thought about that.

Kaz: (badly reading script) I guess you never thought about us.

Neeku: (overdramatically) We talked about this.

Kaz: (badly reading script) HAVE WE?

Pause.

Neeku: Psssss, Kaz, take my hand.

Kaz: Oh. (badly reading script) HAVE WE?

Neeku: (overdramatically) You know how I feel.

Kaz: Do I?

Neeku and Kaz lean over to kiss-

Kel: Kaz, a little more passion! You gotta sell you’re into Hera.

Kaz: Hey, I thought I was doing a good job. I was getting into it! Also, I’m not saying I’m not flattered that you saw me as a dashing Jedi but wouldn’t it make sense to cast me as Hera Syndulla? She’s a pilot, I’m a pilot, and she’s the best pilot in the galaxy.

Eila: Sorry, Kaz. You’re human, so you play the legendary Kanan Jarrus. Neeku is a green, so he gets to be Hera Syndulla.

Kaz: Never mind. Let’s just rehearse the moment Hera sizes Kanan into a kiss.

Neeku: You said it, buddy.

Neeku seizes Kaz into a prolonged kiss.

Yeager walks in.

Yeager: What the?

Eila: Shhhhhh, rehearsals going on. Also, let’s see how long until they stop.