#jautts

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Jautts: *pulls up to Sonic Drive-In* HEY *honks la cucuracha horn* YO DOES KNUCKLES WORK HERE

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Jautts: Why? Why Ally? Ally: Why am I dating Alois? Jautts: Is it a pity thing? Is he sick? Ally: … Jautts: Are you working for the government? Dammit, he’s holding you against your will, isn’t he? If he is holding you against your will, blink twice. [blows air into her face] Blink twice. Ally: [doesn’t blink] Jautts: Are you tired of being turned on? Hm? You have a president fetish? Ally: [walks away] Jautts: [yells] Is he huge? Jautts: I’m sorry, let me rephrase that. Jautts: Is he huge??!

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Ally: I’m dropping hints that Jaulations isn’t canon

Ally: Ethannnnnnnnnn where are youuuuuuu

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Jautts: (shows something lood during a no lood day)

Moni: Hey...whatcha got there?

Jautts: A smoothie.

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Yan: If you want to be rude to Ally, you’ll have to go through me. Mei: And me. Jautts: Is this a joke? I will not be threatened by two little girls. Mei: You don’t want to mess with us. Yan: She’s a hair puller. Prince: And you’re not just dealing with them. ML: You’re dealing with all of us. Alois: Except for me. ML: Except for Alois. Alois: I don’t care what happens.

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Jautts: Can I get your number?

Ally: [visibly texting] I don't have a phone