#jay nonsense

[iseeyoujon]

Being in a household where multiple people listen to TMA means occasionally hearing muffled Jon screams from somebody's headphones. This is a normal part of my life.

[iseeyoujon]

My husband is at a thrift store and

I love this man

Edit: I added alt text, and I'm going to add the bonus from my own reblog into the original post:

Update: He bought the second one and wants me to name it. Current top vote is for the full name "Jonathan Sims, not to be confused with Jonathan Sims or Jonathan Sims"

[iseeyoujon]

I picked up Malevolent a few weeks ago since we were going into a TMagP hiatus, and holy shit this podcast gives me ten times more anxiety. I can't binge it. After every episode, I need to take off my headphones and step away for a bit.

But every interaction these idiots have brings me immense joy, so I keep coming back anyway.

[iseeyoujon]

I've never understood Michael and Helen's attitude toward their own identity more than when my husband hit MAG 101 and I had to explain it.

Husband: "So Michael is dead, right?"

Me: "Well, I think Michael Shelley has been dead for a long time. But the Distortion wasn't Michael. Or it was, but also not."

Husband: "Yeah, I got that original Michael was dead. But is Distortion Michael dead?"

Me: "No. The Distortion is Helen now. Except not really."

Husband: "But Michael wanted to kill Jon and Helen doesn't."

Me: "But they're still both the Distortion. The Distortion just stopped being Michael because Helen made it her instead."

Husband: "Ok, fuck everything about the Spiral."

[iseeyoujon]

Having a cane but still being able to walk a bit without it means I get to spend every day playing a fun little game called "where the fuck did I leave my cane?"

Usually the answer is "hanging on the knob of a kitchen cabinet because I needed both hands to carry my lunch." But sometimes you get ones like "wedged upright in a packed box in the laundry room" or "in the bathtub??? for some reason?????"

[iseeyoujon]

Efforts to convert my friend are going well

(tumblr killed that already pixelated gif, so it says "humina humina humina humina")

And I'm liking her takes that spawned entirely from me talking about it being "the bad things happen to Jon podcast"

[iseeyoujon]

Mission accomplished. I'm two for two on inflicting TMA addictions on people.

[iseeyoujon]

One of my best friends and I were talking about pathetic fictional men, as you do. I sent her fanart of Jon and

Can somebody remind me how to be normal when a friend wants to get into the thing consuming your entire brain?