Despite being raised by his grandparents for much of his early childhood, Jayden and his mother are very close. Jasmine didn't have the financial means to care for him on her own at the time, but she made sure to visit as frequently as she could. By the time canon happens, Jayden's been living with her full-time for about 6-ish years.
And we're back! I had a hard time deciding what I wanted to do for this prompt (and didn't really want to draw over a meme), so I ended up doing two things. The image is one, but there's also a bunch of incorrect quotes (mostly pulled from this generator) under the cut with these same characters. I'm also gonna list who's who below, so the quotes make a bit more sense.
So the characters are:
Megan (gray, furthest to the top)
Jayden (purple, on the left line)
Envy (green, just under Jayden)
Corey (pink, left-most on the bottom line)
Drew (blue-gray, right of Corey)
Apollo (blue, right of Drew)
Shatter (orange, furthest to the right)
Eris (yellow, just left of Shatter)
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Shatter: Drew, I need you to swear-
Drew: Fuck.
Shatter:
Shatter: I need you to promise-
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Envy: But what about Drew?
Jayden: Don't worry about them.
Jayden: I once watched him fall down 5 flights of stairs, stand up, and keep eating their hotdog like nothing happened.
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Apollo: Where are you going?
Drew: Hell, eventually.
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Envy: Don’t worry, I know exactly what I’m doing. Everything is going to be fine!
Shatter: How can you still say that?
Envy: Because sometimes, when things get tough, denial is all we have.
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Shatter: I hope you have an explanation for this.
Megan: We have three actually-
Corey: Pick your favorite.
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Eris: What does “take out” mean?
Megan: Food.
Jayden: Dating.
Corey: Murder.
Drew: It can be all three if you’re brave enough.
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Envy: I lost Megan.
Apollo: How did you LOSE Megan?!
Envy: To be fair, she is very small.
Envy: Who else is hiding in the laundry room trying to listen to Megan and Drew's convo?
Apollo: Me. I'm in the laundry basket.
Corey: I'm in the washing machine.
Jayden: I'm in the closet.
Apollo: We accept you Jayden. <3
Jayden: No, I'm literally in the closet.
Apollo: Love is love. <3
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Eris: We all have our demons.
Jayden, grabbing Drew: This one’s mine!
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Drew: I failed my safety training course today.
Envy: Why, what happened?
Drew: Well one of the questions was "In case of a fire, what steps would you take?"
Envy: And?
Drew: Well apparently "FUCKING LARGE ONES" isn't an acceptable answer.
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Envy: So, did everyone learn their lesson?
Corey: No.
Jayden: I did not.
Drew: I may have actually forgotten one.
Eris: Also no.
Envy: Oh good, neither did I.
Shatter: *Exhausted sigh*
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Corey: If you don't stop talking, I'm going to jump out of that window.
Eris: ...We're on the ground floor.
Corey: I know but I want a dramatic exit.
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Jayden: Truth or dare?
Drew: Truth.
Jayden: How many hours have you slept this week?
Drew:
Drew: Dare.
Jayden: Go to sleep.
Drew: I don't like this game.
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Megan: Apollo won’t come out of his room!
Envy: Just tell him I said something.
Megan: Like what?
Envy: Anything factually incorrect.
Megan, shrugging: If you say so.
Apollo, arriving moments later: Did you just say the sun is a PLANET?
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Jayden: Shouldn't get stressed out, it's not good for the baby.
Shatter: What baby?
Jayden, crying a bit: Me.
