And we're back! I had a hard time deciding what I wanted to do for this prompt (and didn't really want to draw over a meme), so I ended up doing two things. The image is one, but there's also a bunch of incorrect quotes (mostly pulled from this generator) under the cut with these same characters. I'm also gonna list who's who below, so the quotes make a bit more sense.
So the characters are:
Megan (gray, furthest to the top)
Jayden (purple, on the left line)
Envy (green, just under Jayden)
Corey (pink, left-most on the bottom line)
Drew (blue-gray, right of Corey)
Apollo (blue, right of Drew)
Shatter (orange, furthest to the right)
Eris (yellow, just left of Shatter)
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Shatter: Drew, I need you to swear-
Drew: Fuck.
Shatter:
Shatter: I need you to promise-
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Envy: But what about Drew?
Jayden: Don't worry about them.
Jayden: I once watched him fall down 5 flights of stairs, stand up, and keep eating their hotdog like nothing happened.
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Apollo: Where are you going?
Drew: Hell, eventually.
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Envy: Don’t worry, I know exactly what I’m doing. Everything is going to be fine!
Shatter: How can you still say that?
Envy: Because sometimes, when things get tough, denial is all we have.
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Shatter: I hope you have an explanation for this.
Megan: We have three actually-
Corey: Pick your favorite.
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Eris: What does “take out” mean?
Megan: Food.
Jayden: Dating.
Corey: Murder.
Drew: It can be all three if you’re brave enough.
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Envy: I lost Megan.
Apollo: How did you LOSE Megan?!
Envy: To be fair, she is very small.
Envy: Who else is hiding in the laundry room trying to listen to Megan and Drew's convo?
Apollo: Me. I'm in the laundry basket.
Corey: I'm in the washing machine.
Jayden: I'm in the closet.
Apollo: We accept you Jayden. <3
Jayden: No, I'm literally in the closet.
Apollo: Love is love. <3
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Eris: We all have our demons.
Jayden, grabbing Drew: This one’s mine!
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Drew: I failed my safety training course today.
Envy: Why, what happened?
Drew: Well one of the questions was "In case of a fire, what steps would you take?"
Envy: And?
Drew: Well apparently "FUCKING LARGE ONES" isn't an acceptable answer.
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Envy: So, did everyone learn their lesson?
Corey: No.
Jayden: I did not.
Drew: I may have actually forgotten one.
Eris: Also no.
Envy: Oh good, neither did I.
Shatter: *Exhausted sigh*
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Corey: If you don't stop talking, I'm going to jump out of that window.
Eris: ...We're on the ground floor.
Corey: I know but I want a dramatic exit.
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Jayden: Truth or dare?
Drew: Truth.
Jayden: How many hours have you slept this week?
Drew:
Drew: Dare.
Jayden: Go to sleep.
Drew: I don't like this game.
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Megan: Apollo won’t come out of his room!
Envy: Just tell him I said something.
Megan: Like what?
Envy: Anything factually incorrect.
Megan, shrugging: If you say so.
Apollo, arriving moments later: Did you just say the sun is a PLANET?
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Jayden: Shouldn't get stressed out, it's not good for the baby.
Shatter: What baby?
Jayden, crying a bit: Me.
