#jayson rambles

[jaysonmeow]

Happy pride month yk cuz u gay n stuff

[lukewarmcrayfish]

So horny about my new prince x knight scenario. They fuck on the training matt. The knight is so jealous that he was never called upon by the combat trainer to spar with the prince. That should've been him on top of the prince with his knee between his legs.

[kalunfinch]

what is your birth order and how do you feel about rough housing?

oldest: I like it.

oldest: it's okay

oldest: hate it

middle: I like it

middle: it's okay

middle: hate it

youngest: i like it

youngest: it's okay

youngest: hate it

only child

Voting ended onJan 19, 2025

I have a theory.

To clarify: I mean specifically the type of rough housing where nobody gets hurt.

[monsterhighfemboy]

Last night I dreamt that I got an old monster high set. It was a korea exclusive??? It was jackson dressed up as a mad scientist building robecca steam. It came with 3 outfits for robecca. Including the original, a halter top and pants combo, and an outfit that matched these fake blue wings that she came with.

Also in that dream I bought an original Cleo doll with her original outfit but when I looked closer only the outfit was the original. She had a g3 body. And her head was replaced by a head that had inbedded eyes like rainbow high. Her hair was also a muted red and black.

[yesterdaysnewts]

welcome to a random assortment of SAF hcs i have

- Owen has hearing problems, like dude probably grew up in london during the blitz, he works with guns and bombs, and everyone smoked back then, thats gonna leave you with bad hearing

- Curt's ambidextrous purely because as a kid he was left handed and his school tried to teach him out of it

- Curt has no siblings but does have several younger cousins

- Owen's the youngest of three, his two sisters are 14 and 9 years older than him, he also has 6 nieces and nephews that range from being 3 to 16 years younger than him

- Curt was born April 1926 and Owen was born December 1928

- Owen's biggest scar from before slipping the banana that fucking idiot was from his brother-in-law dropping a sheet of corrugated on him when they were building the Anderson shelter in the garden

- Curt was a boy scout when he was younger and once broke his arm by falling out of a tree

- Curt and Owen first kissed on Nov. 5th 1952 in Owen's family's living room, the moment did get ruined by Owen's sister coming in and saying that Owen's eldest niece has taken her fingers off with a firework and since he's the only one who knows first aid he has to sort it out

- Owen played rugby as a kid he played hooker and almost played it professionally but a friend made him join MI6 with her

- That friend was called Thalia and they were partners for a good while until she died on the job

- If they weren't on missions during them, Owen would spend thanksgiving despite not celebrating it with Curt and his mum and then Curt would spend Christmas with Owen and his family

[jaysonmeow]

Zanka is my favorite character because we're both really passively suicidal

[jaysonmeow]

Zanka is a fake idgaf I saw him gaf !!!

[jaysonmeow]

If I were to post my zanka (and janka) head canons would anyone be interested?