( sms → bender ) –––– ugh
( sms → bender ) –––– yeah
( sms → bender ) –––– a lot really
( sms → bender ) –––– did i leave you a voicemail last night? i barely remember what i did but i know it was bad...
@jbnder / continued .
seen from Italy

seen from United States
seen from Netherlands
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Canada

seen from Italy
seen from United States
seen from China

seen from China

seen from United States

seen from United Kingdom
seen from China
seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Malaysia

seen from United States

seen from Netherlands
seen from China
( sms → bender ) –––– ugh
( sms → bender ) –––– yeah
( sms → bender ) –––– a lot really
( sms → bender ) –––– did i leave you a voicemail last night? i barely remember what i did but i know it was bad...
@jbnder / continued .
@jbnder / Cher & John
This was truly one of Cher’s most ambitious projects yet. The first time someone suggested it, she thought they were joking, but she did love challenges, and nothing screamed ‘challenge’ more than John Bender.
But she had to be careful. Cher couldn’t just walk over him and offer him a ticket to a better life. Huh-uh. She had to work. Still, there wasn’t a task too big for her. All it took was a small chat with Mr. Hall and voilá. John and her were project partners. She had offered him a small smile and wave when the teacher announced their names in class, and as soon as the bell rang, Cher walked closer to his seat. “You should come to my house today to do the project. We’ll have plenty of space to do it there. I would suggest to use the library, but I heard that Sarah G. and Tommy F. totally had sex there last week, and now he’s with some rush, so I won’t be going near there for the rest of the semester.” Cher made a disgusted face at the mental image. The story was true, but she would take any chances to make him into a decent teenager and bringing him to her house was only the step one.
OPEN STARTER
❝ Did Delia let you in because she thinks you’re the only possible friend I have? ❞
❝ THEY LET HOMELESS PEOPLE ATTEND HOUSE - PARTIES ??? THAT’S A LITTLE IRONIC, IF YOU ASK ME. ❞ her emerald gaze is SHARP, manicured finger swirling around the rim of her glass before she grins and takes a sip. chanel often kept to ragers and socials happening at FRATS & SORORITIES, but sometimes it was nice to meander amongst the common folk in their natural habitat, using taxpayer money to drown their sorrows in cheap liqour.
@jbnder ♡’d
@jbnder liked a starter call!
“------WELL LOOK WHO can clean up nice for Homecoming.” After spending twenty minutes under the bleachers, she was half convinced he wouldn’t show. “We kinda even match.”
the hem of cameron's shirt reflexively slides along the mouth of unopened beer can, a ghost of a smirk glimmering over his lips. “ --- john bender, you’re my hero.”
------ @jbnder
jbnder replied to your post “guys,, tell me not to make animated eddie icons”
do it coward
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make animated eddie icons :gun:
‘ yeah, I’m not drinking that––someone’s gotta stay sober and keep you out of trouble. ’ / @jbnder