Tell me about your D&D party!
hell yeah!!!! our name is the queersguard (a name we got bc the majority of us r queer and we’re the one and only girl Queen Carina’s guard.)
I just roughly doodled a lineup but here is the party from shortest to tallest (image above is a lineup of my party. there are seven of us.)
Madge (she/her): Madge is a neutral evil dwarven paladin and she’s usually drunk and/or sleeping with someone. she just died last session but she just got better
Sour (she/her): Sour is a chaotic evil 16-year-old half-elf bard. she plays the bagpipes, the lute, and a recorder. She has bright pink hair and loves drinking. Also, she accidentally adopted 2 kids last session
Vana (she/her): Vana is a human sorcerer with a pet garden snake named Talulah. She’s our only human, and even though we all dislike humans, she can stay because she’s saved our lives too many times and is too sweet to hurt anyone (that doesn’t deserve it). Owner of one of our brain cells
Ronan (he/they): Me!! Ronan is an aquatic elf fey warlock with a little sprite familiar of indeterminate gender and name. they literally never stop talking about their husband who they love very much, and they’re trying their best to play party babysitter
Xan (he/him): Xan is the owner of our other brain cell. he’s an incredibly level headed half-orc barbarian, with a very tragic backstory and an intense hatred for humans. Very hot tempered but also team dad.
Humphrey (he/him): Humphrey is a our favourite and we would all die for him. he is a 16-year-old half orc fighter who is a big mama’s boy and has never left the town he grew up in. Raised by the owner of a very illegal brothel, and the owner of all of our party’s uwus
Ea (She/they): Ea is very calm, cool, collected, and beautiful and she is very much 25 years old and very much was not hired by Humphrey’s mother to watch over him. She is a tiefling bard. She doesn’t talk much, but when she does it’s usually to make fun of someone