hello!! i’ve seen your post and writing i love it, can i request where the reader sits on the stardust crusaders lap because there is no space in the car?
⋆.𐙚 ̊ "Theres no space?!"
Pairing: sdc x reader
Content: In which theres no space in the car and your forced to sit in their lap !
Joseph⸝⸝
- He’s already complaining about his old bones as soon as you sit down.
- Because he is naturally so loud, nearly the whole ride you just hear him talking in your ear, which sounds less like his inside voice and more like his outside voice.
- He doesn't even know where to put his arms or anything, so most of the ride they’re just resting in this awkward position because he literally doesn't even know where else to put them.
- Surprisingly, he doesn't even seem all that phased by the situation; he’s kind of just like, “Oh my god, okay," and then he just sits down.
- He is also quite comfortable with you on his lap, despite the crammed car.
Avdol⸝⸝
- Avdol is more than a gentleman, so when they mention that the car seems a bit too small and you'll have to sit on his lap, he just accepts it.
- The whole ride he's asking you if you're okay or if you're uncomfortable with him resting his hands on your waist, since there doesn't seem to be much space in the car, considering that there are five buff men packed into one tiny car, like sardines in a can.
- We all know that Joseph's driving is almost enough to kill everyone in the car, so he just tries his best to keep you from sliding around.
- He keeps it more calm and composed despite the fact that you two are so close.
- He's lowkey just chilling, so between the two of you, the vibe is quite peaceful and calm.
- He also talks quietly enough so that he's not too loud in your ear, unlike Joseph.
Jotaro⸝⸝
- In response to this whole ordeal, he just pulls his hat lower against his face and tries not to think about the fact that he’ll have a whole person in his lap for the whole ride.
- He just tends to look out the window the whole ride, but to be fair, he can't really look forward since you're in his lap.
- He keeps his hand on you, protecting you from moving around despite the bumpy roads, and he keeps it there the whole time. He doesn't move his hand or anything; it's just there, firm and tight against your hip.
- He doesn't even move the whole ride; he's as stiff as a board. You're not sure if it's because he's scared to move even an inch or just because he wants to make a better surface for you to sit on.
- He does even mind the situation all that much. He doesn't complain or huff and puff; he just accepts that this is how it's gonna be for a while, but of course he does say his famous “good grief” line, but it's not because he's annoyed, but because that's just what he says to everything.
Kakyoin ⸝⸝
- He just offers himself to be sat on because he's just a gentleman like that.
- The whole ride you can just feel his muscles tense with every bump in the road as he tries his best to stop you from going flying across the car, knowing how the old man drives.
- His grip is a lot more gentle, as he tries to keep you steady, making sure that you feel comfortable in the position you're sitting in.
- To ease the awkwardness of the ride, he’ll pull out something to keep the both of you entertained as he rests his chin against your shoulder.
- He's honestly flustered the whole time, but he tries his best to hide just how flustered he is.
Polnareff⸝⸝
- Somehow he treats this opportunity as an honor even if it is just a car ride for at least an hour.
- He's constantly moving and shifting around the whole time, whether it's because he's uncomfortable with the way he's sitting or because he just can't help it.
- He talks your ear off the whole time. And I mean the whole time. He's just yapping about different topics or just a recap on the journey that you've done so far.
- He does make sure that he keeps you steady against the bumps and turns of the roads, his hands pressed gently against your waist.
- He's really just full-on flirting, resting his chin on your shoulder to “get a better look at the outside," or he’ll just make smug remarks that show just how much he's enjoying his little incident, and deep down he just hopes it'll happen again.
just woke up from a nap n Im thinkin about some of the best nap buddies in JJBA…
Jonathan, his broad chest so large you can use it as a pillow. On your side, left arm wrapped around him, and his right arm behind you settled on your waist. You lace your fingers with his, nestled perfectly in his arms.
Caesar, on his side facing you, one hand under your pillow to prop you up for the optimal angle. The other hand on the small of your back, pressing you gently forward to twirl legs together in a gentle knot.
Avdol, who lets you rest your head directly on his beating heart, that warm center of circulation grounding you to this moment. He brushes his fingertips against yours, his lips on your forehead murmuring sweet words that relax your sleeping face.
Josuke, wrapped completely around you like net. He tucks your head into the crook of his neck, where you can smell the sweet, woody cinnamon of his cologne, his arms and legs basically a weighted blanket. His soft breath tickles your nose.
Mista, his arms a belt around your waist, your back to his chest. His chin tucked on your shoulder, leg between yours, low snores directly in your ear. Curls brush your neck, the Pistols curling around your pillow, with his back to the doors and windows.
Risotto, with a cool body like a godsend in the summer. Stripped to your underwear, the AC blasting, his large, scarred hand settled just barely on the base of your neck. White hair mingles with yours as he takes a rare break, foreheads touching.
Hermes, lacing her fingers with yours, her other arm sliding under your pillow, and her forehead bumping yours, sneaking little kisses that make you giggle, smiling as you snuggle closer under the blanket.
Gyro, whose hands have ended many a life, watching you with gentle green eyes as you curl towards him. His hand settling on your waist, rubbing slowly from it to your hip, finally staying on it and holding you firm, perfectly still, safe.
stardust crsusartdrs walkging in on reader trying to masturbate in secret🤤🤤 i am in dire need of this slop....
Getting walked in on by the SDC
tags: nsfw, gn! reader, no established relationship, dilf! joseph, kakyoin and polnareff are lowk perverted, also a lot more unserious than i intended lmao, characters are always depicted 18+
a/n: omg this is my first sdc request, im kinda surprised. and of course yall are freaks about it LMAOO (much love 🫶🏽) please enjoy!!
Jotaro Kujo
- it was totally his fault for not knocking in the first place. the one time he didn't think to do so.
- your voice was quiet, your back pressed against the mattress and your head rolled back in ecstasy.
- your hands were working wonders, you were so close. you just needed one more push.
- "hey," jotaro called out the second he opened your door. "what do you want to-"
- "fuck..!" you cursed, quickly scrambling to cover yourself with a blanket. but it was much too late.
- jotaro had seen everything.
- his gaze was sharp, the hat that he wore hiding his eyes as he tipped it downward. but he was glad that you failed to notice the pink on his cheeks.
- but not without oogling at your exposed body, even as you were covered up he had a good mental image.
- you were honestly more terrified that he hadn't said anything and continued to stand there like a brick wall. you wanted to reach around and throw something at him.
- "get- get out..!" you yelled and he wasted no time obliging your orders much to your own relief.
- he closed the door without saying another word, his cheeks still pink as the scene replayed in his head. he had almost forgotten what the hell he went in there for in the first place.
- good fucking grief, you couldn't have waited until he was asleep?
Joseph Joestar
- the issue was that you needed something to help fuel you up. pleasuring yourself felt boring if it was just build up stress. you needed to focus your mind on something else.
- and coincidentally, joseph was the last person you talked to before hitting the hay that night he walked in.
- you moaned his name, melting into the hotel's pillows as you kept your legs spread apart and allowed your hand to do all the work.
- unfortunately for joseph and his big age, his hearing isn't the best. at least thats what he tells himself
- but he was definitely sure he heard you just as he was about to knock at your door. but discarded the thought and walked in anyways.
- "im lending you the car keys for-.. holy shit!" he blurted dramatically, your body freezing on the spot.
- his eyes had seen everything. you were sprawled out on the bed, a fucked out expression on your face. clothes completely scattered to the floor and the sheets were a jumbled mess.
- "mr. joestar..! please get out!" you did very little to cover yourself. i mean, he already saw everything. whats left is for you to just disappear right then and there.
- he cleared his throat, immediately turning around so that you were facing his back.
- "right, right... i was- just going to tell you that i want to leave you with the car keys." he explained, itching to look over his shoulder once again. just out of curiousity.
- but he got no response from you and he took that as his cue to leave.
Mohammad Avdol
- another situation where it was his fault for not knocking. he shouldve known better and he scolds himself internally.
- and oh my, you just looked disgustingly adorable with your legs spread; nearly dangling off the sides of the bed. one arm between your legs and your face blissed out.
- when he barged in, he expected you literally doing anything else. but alas, he was flashed by your nudity
- "oh..? im so sorry.. please, excuse me." avdol cleared his throat when you both made eye contact with each other.
- you quickly covered yourself, seeing as he still had his head turned to look away. your cheeks were flushed and you were sweaty.
- "um.. avdol..?" you weakly called out to him and he stopped in his tracks. you were still really horny and you hadn't come just yet. "do you.. want to help me?"
- he froze in place, almost unable to comprehend what you said to him.
- you wanted him..? to help... you? and he knew this was highly innapropriate. hell, you weren't even together.
- but the heat has gotten to him, along with the stress.
- "if you don't mind," avdol smiles. "i couldn't look away from you when i walked in. you look.. irresistible."
- he looked at you with a lidded gaze.
- and he was quick to close the door behind him and walked over to you.
Noriaki Kakyoin
- he knew what you were up to when he approached your door, wanting to borrow something from you. a reaccuring thing the two of you have done.
- he knew to knock at your door before barging in. his footsteps were always light but before his knuckles could touch the wooden wall, he heard your muffled voice.
- "ohh.. yes..!" you gasped, face pressed against the pillow as you fucked yourself against a toy that you had recently bought. you were bored enough to test it out.
- kakyoin stood outside the door, back pressed with his arms crossed and a little smirk on his face.
- you had no idea that he was out here. and for a while too.
- should he even bother you? he would ask himself, itching to pull his phone out to even go as far as to record you. but he digresses.
- fixing himself up, he gently knocks your door and bites back the laugh that he wanted to let out from you scrambling on the other side of the door. you sounded distressed.
- "it's me," kakyoin already reaches for the door knob. "you okay in there?" the door creaks open.
- and he catches you pantless but with a shirt long enough to cover some part of you.
- "what the fuck..?!" you panted, face completely flushed and your shirt wrinkled.
- "whoops." he turned to look the other way. "you're not that slick as you'd think." he chuckles.
- and all you wanted to do was crawl to the closest dark space and hide your face away forever.
Jean Pierre Polnareff
- this was wrong. he knew this was wrong and he felt like a dirty, pervert for intruding your personal space.
- his mouth felt dry, his hands trembled slightly as the grip he had on your doorknob tightened.
- all it took was one moan. one noise coming from your room and he had his ear pressed against the door like a creep.
- on the other side of the door, you fucked yourself against your favorite toy. your legs were trembling.
- and you were thinking about polnareff. his big strong arms and his big strong chest trapping you.
- but the french man felt the same about you, any little hint you threw at his direction of you being a tease seriously got to him. and he it followed him when he was alone, touching himself.
- but you wished he was here right now, watching you make a complete mess out of yourself.
- you felt that familiar feeling pooling by your tummy, your free hand desperate to hold on to something. anything.
- and you came all over the toy, your eyes completely shut as you bit your lower lip.
- polnareff had walked in at the right time, he stood there with his mouth slightly agape. did he hear his name correctly?
- and once you opened your eyes, you tensed up when you actually see him there.
all of these are out of order and for different parts- just stuff that popped into my head! im getting to all my asks dont worry! ive been real busy with family stuff haha. but now i have time for all my smutty asks, i cant wait!
warnings: Smut, bush talk, first times, smoking, edging, sub/ dom dynamics, fingering, hand jobs, piv sex, scent kinks, angry sex, gentle sex
can be read with for either sex but gn pronouns are used
bucciarati-
-doesn't care if you shave. they live in Italy, and people dont really shave over there, but ignoring that for a moment. he seems the type to never actually think about it. like, it never crosses his mind. so if you have a bush and it covers your ass/lips, he doesn't pay it any mind. on the other hand, if you do shave it off one day, hed definitely notice! its like a little gift for him. but he doesn't prefer it one way or the other, he just really enjoys the skin to skin contact.
-got really flustered and nervous during your fist time together. one of the only times in your relationship he gets nervous, and you cant get enough of it. if youre bold, tease him about it. he'll suck in a breath, and look away, placing a hand over his face. he'll mutter something about how "i just… you look so gorgeous, Tesoro… ive wanted to do this with you for so long…". if youre also the nervous type, he'll notice, and work to make you comfortable, but it doesn't stop him from burying his blushing face in your neck, holding you close and muttering about how "youre so gorgeous…. i want to hold you like this forever…". after your first time though, he gets significantly more confidant. if you talk about it, he'll say he doesn't know why… he's has sexual partners in the past, but youre his heart, so maybe thats why. what a romantic.
abbachio-
-i think he'd prefer if you shaved your ass/ lips, but hes not gonna say anything about it. i think he looooves a bush, but he prefers the feeling of your entrance when its hairless. but its not like he dislikes it otherwise, and it definitely doesn't turn him off in any way. he still eats it like a man starved, so dont worry. if you dont shave at all, he takes his thumbs and spreads your lips/ass so he can fuck without the friction if hair. i think he also shaves, or at least trims. but dont worry, his bush isn't going anywhere <3
-smokes after sex. he doesn't smoke often, but always has one cig after sex. the smell has pavloved you into a horny state, so when you two are out with the gang, and he has his rare stress cig, it gets you going. youre pretty sure he knows, judging by the smirk on his face as his lips wrap around the cig, staining it with purple.
-likes to edge and tease himself. part of it comes from his internalized feelings of never being good enough for you, but even after you two healthily work through that, he still finds it really hot. he likes that you both have control in this situation. as you scratch down his back and he whispers the dirtiest things in your ear, he feels pre leaking out as you beg him to go harder, moaning about how only he can make you feel like this (something you've noticed he loves). after you cum, he leans closer, pressing his body into yours, and moans out a 'please, i need it, l-let me cum, please-' and he'll keep pleading until you say yes or no. basically, after you've cum, he gets pretty submissive.
jotaro-
-i feel like he prefers fingering/ handjobs (giving and receiving) more than oral. simply because he loves pressing his lips to yours as you cum, swallowing each others moans. another plus is you can do it to each other at the same time, and ever the impatient man, he likes that so you can quickly get to the main event. though, if you ask for head, he definitely wont deny you, he loves your taste. he reallllyyyyy likes doing 69, though.
mista-
-siigghhh. okay. i feel like he looovvvesss your smell. all the men do, but. he get off on it. he'll shove his face in your bush, your armpits, your neck, your chest, all to get a real good whiff. his hips rut against your ass while youre trying to do normal housework, you turn to him to tell him off, but the sight of his flushed face as he pouts at you to let him "fuck you, please, i need you so bad right now, baby"…. its pretty convincing.
-cant get enough of you in a skirt. doesn't matter what gender you are, he loves it! long or short, just the idea that youre almost bare, just your underwear between you and a gentle breeze, makes him go insane. if you have trouble feeling comfortable in skirts/ dresses for personal reasons, he'll wear one for you to make you feel more comfortable! he'll even wear it in public and threaten anyone who looks at him weird. but if he wears it for too long in public, he'll end up pulling you aside, embarrassed blush on his face as he leans into your ear and whispers "babe, this is driving me insane… you gotta help me out here!" as he takes your hand and lifts the skirt to reveal his erection. you can ask him why he chose to wear a thong with it, but he'll just brush you off with a blush on his face and continue begging you to 'help him out'.
-likes having fun while fucking. like, he's pretty silly with it. he wont ruin the mood, but while youre riding him, he'll grip your hips, and whistle like he's cat calling you. he likes a partner with a sense of humor, or at the very least someone who appreciates his humor.
-loves when you ride him!!!!! please hop on his lap and start kissing his neck. he'll moan, then laugh lowly and say some shit like "cant get enough, huh?'" hes a switch, so you can either A: pull on his hair and tell him to shut up, and he'll shut his mouth so fast and let you do what you want with him, or B: shyly nod, and mutter out how you need him, and he'll grip your hips and fuck you into next week.
jolyne-
-gets turned on really easily (kinda canon). like, brush the small of her back with your hand, shes folding. if she loves someone, everything about them gets her going.
-verse methinks. i feel like if she's in a lovey-dovey mood, she will absolutely want to be railed by your dick/strap and let you handle her however you need. but if youre feeling more submissive, she has no issue slipping into the dominant role, gripping you by the hair and pulling you towards her dripping pussy and ordering you to 'suck.' in that beautifully harsh tone.
kira-
-he is a creature of habit. he may accidentally fall into a routine with his partner, like… a sex schedule. he may not even realize that he initiates every Monday, Thursday, Friday, and Saturday. if you bring it up to him, he'll say "is there something wrong with a schedule?"…. hes trying. i promise… i mean, he tries so hard not to kill you! he huffs and asks "what do you expect from me?". tell him you want to at least try different things in the bedroom, rather than your usual. hes definitely willing to try for you.
-obviously, handjobs are like. the only thing he ever wants in the bedroom. if he ends up loving someone (murderers like him are incapable of that, but this is fictional, so we're just gonna pretend) he will try his very best to please them. if you beg for his cock, he'll fuck you into the mattress all night long. but when you ask what he wants…. well, the answer's always the same. "please, darling… let me have a taste…" but he's not talking about your pussy…. he'll beg to suck your pretty fingers while you jerk him off. never lasts long doing this.
ghiaccio-
-sighs loudly. i love this dork. rants while railing you. i just… he would grab your hips in a way thats definitely leaving bruises, pounding as fast as he can, sloppy, wet slaps sound through the room as he huffs, glasses foggy and slipping down his nose. all the while hes going on and on about something one of his team members do that pisses him off, or ranting about tourists or some shit. youre not entirely focused, honestly.
(part 2) joseph-
-i feel like he'd be all cocky, but when you met, he had very little experience. prolly not a virgin, but he doesn't really know what hes doing. so if you have a lot of experience, or at least more than him, its real easy to get him into a submissive role. he loves it though, if he had a tail youre sure itd be wagging behind him at 100 mph. but if you also dont have much experience, says smth like "dont worry babe, ill take care of you" and winks at you. hes a fumbling, big dumb mess. but just pat his head and tell him he's doing great and all that confidence is right back. also hes a very, very fast learner, and incredibly smart. you wont have to show him something more than once for him to get it.
polnareff-
-to be expected, but hes such a gentle lover. if its your first time together (whether its your first time ever or not), he will be constantly checking in, asking if everything is okay, if he can touch you here, if he can kiss you there, hes a yapper. its really sweet, and warms your heart, truly. but if you get annoyed with it, just tell him to shut up and he will. literally obeys your every order (how i like my men…) but if youre fine with it he still eventually gets more comfortable with it and stops asking so much.
-along that line, he doesn't stop talking, though. he is constantly telling you what hes thinking, how he feels, gripping your hips, chest, burying his face in your neck as he murmurs "ah, mon amour… please, you feel so good around me-" literal tears in his beautiful baby blues.
avdol-
-much like pol, hes a very gentle lover, however hes also not opposed to being a little more…. rough. if asked nicely. definitely not for your first time, but after that, if you give him that sweet pout he cant say no to and beg him to go harder…. well, who is he to deny his angel?
-hes kinda a tease. overall he gives you what you need, and want, but he always makes you ask for it (in a cheeky way). he's holding you gently in his lap, your arms wrapped around his neck as you tell him youre close… he simply tsks, and says "angel, i know you know how to ask nicely~". he doesn't do it everytime, and he treats you with the utmost respect, so when he does, it sends shivers of arousal through you. (yummy man)
narancia-
-sweet boy. tries to show off, and boasts about how good he is or something, but folds immediately. will be all like "of course i'll please you, cmon babe, who do you think youre talking to?" then as soon as you kiss him he's melting into you, whining and begging while struggling to unbutton your pants.
HOW THE STARDUST CRUSADERS WOULD REACT TO YOU FALLING ASLEEP ON THEM
A/N: I'm so sorry for not posting in a while. I'm actually a bum, I've been doing nothing but sleeping and studying🥹✌️
Tags: established relationship, gn!reader,fluff , all stardust crusaders are included🌺
KUJO JOTARO
After an extremely long and tiring battle, you finally climbed into the car in seek of rest. You felt your eyelids grow heavier and heavier, and before you knew it, you were drifting in and out of sleep. Your head tipped forward before jolting you awake and tipped again like an endless cycle. Soon after this cycle, Joseph took a turn, forcing you to turn to the side. Just like that, your head landed on another's shoulder, and you passed out.
At first, when Jotaro felt your head hit his shoulder, he thought you were trying to purposefully annoy him. He didn't spare you a glance and tried to bump your head off his shoulder. When he looked down and saw that you had fallen asleep, he looked the other way and tilted his hat forward. He tsked before forcing himself to be as stiff as a board. He would occasionally look back at you to make sure you were still asleep.
JEAN PIERRE POLNERAFF
You and the gang had just gotten on the road once again after sleeping in one of the 24-hour motels. You'd think that after sleeping for almost 12 hours, you'd feel refreshed. You were very wrong. Not only did you not get enough sleep, but you also kept fading in and out of sleep —which frankly brought you ZERO rest. Now, you were sitting in the back seat squished between Polneraff and Avdol. Your head bopped as you were trying to fight sleep. Soon, the car rode over a bump, and your body decided that this would be the perfect time to make you pass out.
Polneraff was in the middle of debating with Joseph about who's the better driver when he felt your head falling on his shoulder. He paused and leaned back as he looked at your sleeping figure. His face turned beet-red, and he was frozen for a few seconds. He cleared his throat and wrapped his hand around your waist so your head could lie on his chest. He gave a quick kiss on the forehead before he continued his debate with Joseph. Every once in a while, his voice would stagger due to you moving, and every time Joseph would burst out laughing. Even then, he'd look down to make sure you're still asleep and, without fail, you always were.
MUHAMMAD AVDOL
You had just gotten back from a huge stand fight that had honestly done a number on you and a few of the crusaders. You made the dumb decision of sitting in the middle of Avdol and Polneraff. As the car started moving, the two would talk and bicker, which was the only thing keeping you awake at this point. The drive went on, and their voices started to fade into the distance like white noise. You tried your best to stay awake, but all your efforts were futile. Slowly but surely, you gave into sleep.
Avdol was in the middle of responding to Polneraff's statement as he stared out the window till he felt your head hit his shoulder. He didn't hesitate to wrap his arm around your waist and pull you against his side. He responded to Polneraffs' statement without letting go of you and occasionally checking if you were still asleep. When Polneraff noticed this, though, he paused before teasing Avdol about the whole situation. He didn't really care, though. The only thing that was on his mind was you.
JOSEPH JOESTAR
You hadn't slept a wink the night before in the car. No one had due to Joseph's reckless driving. You and everyone else stopped to eat out. While at the table waiting for your food, Polneraff suggested that he drive for the rest of the trip. Although he wasn't the most reliable, you all couldn't go through almost crashing once more. Everyone voted that Polneraff would drive, and as if on cue, all your food had come. Everyone dug into their food immediately, trying to regain their energy from their lack of sleep. You, on the other hand, had been picking at your food and occasionally taking bites. The exhaustion had taken a toll on you, and you ended up with a takeaway box. Avdol loaded up the car, and everyone had settled into the car seats. Joseph had been talking to Polneraff and Avdol since the ride started. He groaned in his seat. "Im not that bad at driving. We didn't crash!"
You listened to joseph argue with basically everyone in the car about his driving. You thought the yelling would keep you up, maybe even Polneraff's driving. Your head bobbed as your eyes slowly shut. You were mostly half asleep and could still hear Joseph bickering with the others. Your head tipped once more before landing on Joseph's shoulder. He stopped talking for a bit and put his arm around your shoulders, and pulled you against him before continuing his rant.
NORIAKI KAKYOIN
You all had just gotten back from an unexpected mission on your way to Cairo. Basically, everyone was tired, hot, and pissed off after the fight with the enemy stand user they had faced. Due to everyone's conditions, the journey to Cairo was incessantly slow. Everyone practically dragged themselves into the car and knocked out. You had the unfortunate luck of sitting in the middle of the back seat. Jotaro and Kakyoin had been talking softly to one another. As they spoke, you could feel your head bobbing up and down as you faded in and out of sleep. Kakyoin noticed you almost immediately and looked at you before calling out to you.
"You okay?"
Kakyoin placed a firm hand on your shoulder to steady you. You nodded curtly as your eyes stayed half shut. He saw through your exhaustion and slowly pulled your head towards his shoulder so you could rest comfortably. You slowly fought sleep, trying your absolute best to stay awake. You felt Kakyoin's hand threaded through your hair, and you immediately relaxed and passed out against him. He didn't mind. He liked holding you close and the feeling of you relaxing against him. He kept his conversation going with Jotaro while making sure you slept peacefully with him.
This was really rushed, and I apologise, especially since I had so much time🥹🙏
How about some headcanons about hand size differences (preferably reader's are smaller) with stardust crusaders? I crave something sweet and sappy
I feel you I have some tiny baby hands 💔 but this idea is literally adorbs 🥹🥹🫰
Tags: Gender neutral reader, SFW and fluff
Jotaro Cujoh
- The first time Jotaro realizes how small your hands are compared to his, it’s almost accidental. You reach for his hand while walking, and his fingers completely envelop yours. He pauses mid-step, glancing down with that familiar, unreadable expression - but his ears tint slightly pink.
- He doesn’t make it a big deal, but the difference quietly fascinates him. When you hold hands, he sometimes traces circles with his thumb over your knuckles - not consciously flirtatious, more like he’s grounding himself through it.
- Jotaro has a subtle protective streak about it. If you reach for something high or handle something heavy, he’ll wordlessly take over. Sometimes he doesn’t even realize he’s doing it until you tease him, which earns you an exasperated “Yare yare daze.”
- When you’re studying or reading together, you’ll notice him absentmindedly fiddling with your fingers - lining them up against his own, flexing his hand to see how much bigger it is. It’s one of the few times he smiles openly, if softly.
- If you ever wear his gloves or try to mimic his pose with your hands in your pockets, he’ll watch you with that half-smirk that barely touches his eyes but means everything. He never says it out loud, but he loves how his things look oversized on you.
- During fights or dangerous moments, he’ll grab your wrist instead of your hand - partly so he doesn’t hurt you with his grip. There’s a tenderness in that small gesture; he knows exactly how strong he is and treats you with deliberate care.
- You once teased him by calling his hands “perfect for a hero.” He scoffed, muttered something about “idiot,” but you saw how his hand tightened slightly around yours afterward, holding on a little longer than usual.
- In quieter moments - like when stargazing or on long train rides - he’ll hold your hand loosely in his lap, thumb resting against the edge of your finger. It’s less about romance in those moments and more about silent reassurance: you’re there, safe, real.
Joseph Joestar
- The moment Joseph notices how small your hands are compared to his, he immediately points it out - loudly. Expect a, “Whaaaat?! Look at this, your hand’s tiny!” as he dramatically presses your palms together just to show off the size difference.
- He’ll use it as an excuse to flirt constantly. If you try to reach for something, he’ll swoop in with an exaggerated “Allow me, sugar! These big, strong hands weren’t made for nothing!” while striking a heroic pose.
- Despite the theatrics, he genuinely loves holding your hand. He’ll lace his fingers through yours and occasionally wiggle them just to make you giggle at how easily your hand gets lost in his.
- When you’re walking together, he’ll make a point of swinging your hands or gently bumping his shoulder against yours. The playful energy keeps things light, but underneath it, there’s genuine affection and pride in being close to you.
- Joseph secretly melts when you press your smaller hands against his cheeks or tug on his sleeve to get his attention. He’ll grin and kiss your fingertips because he can’t resist hamming it up every time.
- During calmer moments - like sitting in the hotel or at camp - he’ll trace patterns on your palm while rambling about past adventures. It’s soothing for both of you, though he’d never admit how fond that habit has become.
- He occasionally jokes that your small hands make his look “extra manly.” But if you ever get self-conscious about it, he immediately drops the jokes and says something surprisingly sweet, like “Nah, I love ’em that way. They fit perfectly with mine.”
- When he gets older, the teasing softens into something more nostalgic. He might look at your intertwined hands and chuckle, murmuring, “Guess time doesn’t change everything, huh?” before kissing the back of your hand like he always used to.
Jean Pierre Polnareff
- The moment Polnareff notices how small your hands are next to his, he gasps as if it’s the most romantic discovery in the world. He’ll clasp your hand in both of his and declare something like, “Mon dieu! Your hands are so tiny and perfect, just like you!” - earning a laugh (and maybe an eye-roll) from everyone nearby.
- He’s all about physical affection. He loves holding your hand, kissing your fingers, and dramatically pressing your hand to his chest while saying something like, “You hold my heart right here, chérie!” He means every word, even if he adds flair for show.
- When you walk together, he insists on intertwining your fingers because he likes the way your hand disappears in his. He’ll sometimes hold your hand up next to his and grin, calling himself your “bigger, handsomer protector.”
- Despite his flamboyant nature, Polnareff is genuinely tender. If your hands ever get cold, he’ll immediately take them in both of his and rub them warm, murmuring soft little comments in French that he pretends you don’t understand.
- He’s a sucker for cute, domestic habits - like watching you cook, write, or fiddle with your hair. He’ll always find some way to compliment how “graceful” your hands look when you do even the smallest thing.
- When you hold his face with both hands, he practically melts. He’ll close his eyes, grin, and say, “Ah, mon amour, I am but putty in your delicate little hands.” He means it every time.
- In private, Polnareff sometimes gets quiet - his usual bravado replaced by something softer. He’ll play with your fingers, tracing little hearts on your palm while talking about his dreams or teasingly imagining your future together.
- If you ever feel self-conscious about having small hands, he won’t have it. He’ll kiss each knuckle, one by one, and tell you with absolute sincerity, “They’re perfect. They make everything you touch look loved.”
Noriaki Kakyoin
- The first time he notices how small your hands are, it’s pure curiosity. He gently takes your hand while you’re walking and studies the size difference, his eyes softening as he smiles. “You’re delicate,” he says, not mockingly, but as if he’s genuinely in awe.
- Kakyoin has a calm way of showing affection. When you sit together - whether you’re sketching, reading, or just relaxing - he’ll absentmindedly hold your hand, his thumb tracing gentle, rhythmic patterns along your fingers.
- He loves comparing your hands to his when you’re both doing something creative, like painting or playing games. He finds it cute how you try to match his finger movements and sometimes slips his hand over yours to “guide” you, even if you don’t really need the help.
- Kakyoin is reserved in public, but hand-holding is an exception. Your smaller hand fits perfectly in his, and he quietly likes the idea that he can protect you with such a simple gesture. It reminds him that you’re there - something worth cherishing in a dangerous journey.
- He occasionally teases you by holding something up just out of your reach, but it’s always good-natured. He’ll relent immediately, slipping his hand back into yours afterward as if to say he didn’t mean to let go for long.
- When you gesture animatedly while talking, he finds himself watching your hands more than listening to your words - fascinated by how expressive you can be. It becomes one of his favorite things about you.
- If you ever complain about your small hands, Kakyoin smiles softly and says something like, “They’re perfect the way they are.” Then he’ll lace his fingers between yours and remark how naturally they fit together - like it was meant to be that way.
- In quiet moments under the stars or while resting between battles, he’ll hold your hand against his chest, feeling both your heartbeat and his. The size difference becomes less about appearance and more about connection - steady, intimate, grounding.
Mohammed Avdol
- Avdol notices the size difference long before he ever comments on it. He’s observant and quietly attentive, so the first time your hand brushes his - maybe when you pass him something or steady yourself beside him - he can’t help but glance down and smile faintly at how your fingers look so small next to his.
- When you hold hands, he’s careful. His grip is firm but never tight - protective yet respecting your space. There’s something grounding in the feel of your smaller hand resting in his, and he often squeezes once, gently, as a silent “I’m here.”
- Avdol finds beauty in subtle gestures. He might take your hand when telling you something serious, rubbing his thumb slowly across your knuckles. It’s his way of steadying both of you while he speaks.
- In moments of rest, he likes to study your hand - always with gentle curiosity. He’ll trace the lines of your palm and sometimes compare them to his, smiling quietly when he realizes how much larger and rougher his own are. “You have hands meant for creating,” he might murmur, “while mine were forged to protect.”
- He treasures the contrast. When you cradle his face or tug on his robe sleeve, he feels this surge of warmth - because it reminds him of how love can exist in both strength and softness.
- If your hands ever get cold, Avdol will wrap both of his around yours and blow a soft stream of warm air between them, chuckling when you tease him about using Magician’s Red instead. “A flame that close might burn,” he says, “and your hands are too precious for that.”
- During quiet nights on the Crusaders’ journey, he sometimes holds your hand as you fall asleep. The simple contact reassures him that, in a world as unpredictable as theirs, some things - your presence, your trust - remain constant.
- Avdol doesn’t say “I love you” constantly, but when he looks from your hand to your eyes after a moment of soft silence, you can always tell. The way his thumb traces your skin speaks louder than words ever could.
Can I pretty please get your thoughts on who in JJBA would prefer to have a chubby s/o? Totally not for self indulgence (yes it is). Like s/o wears not baggy clothing for once and shows off their curves and they are just hearing the Romeo and Juliet overture.
Big fan of your work btw!!!!
Who in JJBA would prefer a Chubby S/O - Headcannons - SFW/NSFW
A/N- This uh, this was almost gonna be 4k words, BUT I SHANT. I WILL HAVE SELF CONTROL TODAY... Mostly! I love this so much, like genuinely I could name A BUNCH (Others not in this would absolutely be Mista/Jolyne/Caesar) But if I do more we will be here all day hehehe. Thank youu for the request! I hope you enjoy my little ramblings! This may be a lil freakier than you were expecting hehe, i got a lil carried away with Avdol OOPS, i did it x Reader for funsies LMAO
(Of course I asked the OP if they wanted SFW/NSFW i didn't just make it NSFW lol)
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Polnareff.
The top one is just literally… It’s Pol.
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He would fucking ADORE a chubby S/O. He will absolutely try and get you to wear more form fitting/revealing clothing because he will hype you up so MUCH like…
Constant praise and the sweetest compliments all with a disgusting love sick expression on his face as he watches you do ANYTHING at all.
If you ever feel self conscious he knows… Instantly.
He sees that tiny twitch in your fingers before you try to adjust your clothing because it feels suffocating, he’s on you before you can.
He will do ANYTHING to prove to you just how perfect you are, and if you still feel bad about yourself?
He’ll take you home with some food/snacks and snuggle with you until you feel better, there’s never any expectation from him that you need to do or be anything but yourself.
This man will destroy any negative thoughts from your head as soon as he can, he never wants you to think that you're not perfection and he WILL make sure you know that you are.
Pol loves to eat too so he will not let you feel bad about eating ever, no matter how little or much you eat, but if he thinks you're not eating because of your weight? He will lean over to you and feed you bits of his food for you to try.
Because it genuinely hurts him to think that you don't think you're divine.
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The pinnacle of “sit on my face”
He will be upset and so dramatic if you do not put your weight full on him, and does not care about the gender. He can handle it. HE WANTS TO HANDLE IT.
He is incredibly handsy (if you let him, if you don’t like to be touched he will be extremely attentive to that)
Will whisper the most beautiful things to you during anything intimate, usually in French, and repeat it in your native tongue.
He wants teach you the French names he calls you so you know what he’s saying, his favourite's are “my joy” and “my soulmate” but if you're both feeling... More worked up. Or he's jealous? Just one word.
"Mine."
If you’re feeling self conscious about how you look during sex you better hope he doesn’t notice, it goes from the sweet silly sex to… Intense. Very fast…
He won’t hurt you but he’s gonna make you feel every second with such perfect precision as he gasps and moans out how perfect you are and how hard you make him just seeing you.
Do not let this man be in private with you if you wear more revealing clothing, you won't get anything done... At all. It doesn't matter what it is, pretty clothes? He's hard. His shirt and some shorts/underwear...
He just gives you this massive grin as he stands and grabs you before you can go do what you wanted to, most of the time he doesn't even want sex unless you want it and ask. He will just be getting on his knees so he can please you.
If you want sex though? You're gonna be in for a long night, he will make it as long as he can just so he gets to watch you longer.
I just know I'm gonna get ripped for this one..
Rohan Kishibe.
HEAR ME OUT, OKAY, HEAR ME OUT!
I HAVE NEVER BEEN WRONG!
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Yes, canonically he is very judgemental, and also very into his fitness.
However if you get past that initial “I’m gonna be an asshole to feel superior” BS he does, he will taper off fast, he doesn’t mean to be as… Insensitive as he is sometimes.
I genuinely don’t see him insulting how you look, outside of first meeting him, especially if it's early in DIU.
ESPECIALLY If you shut him down and rip him to shreds right back.
I'm ngl though, I do not think you could be his friend if you're self conscious about what he says, unless you happen to be friends with like Koichi or by luck of him meeting you and not hating you immediately, he is not gonna apologise if he hurts your feelings unless he really cares.
But if you're friends, like actually friends? Not a single word is gonna be about how you look negatively. I don’t even think that he would nudge you to being “Healthy.” (I was trying to find a better word because like, being chubby/fat doesn't even mean you're unhealthy lmao but, y'all get what I mean by it.)
He genuinely does not care what you do with your body as long as you’re happy and not hurting yourself.
He will however, especially as a S/O, kinda just ignore what you like to eat LMAO, like he gets food for him and just kinda…
Doesn’t pay attention if you want something that he wouldn't eat, he won’t care if you buy it though. He cares about you a lot, the food that you eat on a day to day though? Could not care less, he has more important things to think about.
His words… On multiple occasions.
He would adore you as a partner though.
He doesn't initially have a preference for what he finds attractive, bro doesn't think he even LIKES anyone. But then when his feelings creep it? He couldn't imagine being with anyone but you.
He doesn’t do compliments, he isn’t good with saying his feelings...
But it’s so obvious… Like… So obvious, his eyes follow you fucking everywhere. And he doesn’t even realise how in love he actually looks. Like… Lazy smile, light blush, lidded eyes THE ENTIRE TIME HE LOOKS AT YOU. It makes it really easy to not get self conscious when ROHAN KISHIBE looks at you like that.
If you wear tight clothes? Oh yeah, he is getting no work done, he will demand you to pose/get comfortable so he can draw you, since you wanted to "interrupt his work." If you tease him about it?
"Don't flatter yourself, it's just for inspiration." Okay Rohan. If you say so...
He takes his goddamn time too, like… We all know that he could do it fast, he’s taking like upwards of an hour, and he’s just staring at you 90% of the time. If you bring it up?
He gets huffy and the whole “Whatever… If you don't want to let me draw you then you can leave.”
If you move even a little though? The cutest scared look on his face as he makes a little complaining noise to stop you. Might even beg if you get him in a needy mood.
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Literally a continuation of the last point, it is SO obvious the effect you have on him, he’s still in his chair but the second he shifts?
He’s literally having to bite back a moan cos he’s so turned on just looking at you that even moving has him a flustered mess, trying not to just stop sketching you and pin you under him.
Speaking about manhandling…
We’ve all watched Thus Spoke Rohan Kishibe… Right?
IF YOU HAVENT GO WATCH IT RN
Bro has a high lift limit, if he thinks he can, he will pick you up just to prove he can. He will get turned on immediately though, if you let him he will GENTLY pick you up, throw you over his shoulder/throw you on his bed.
Like he is INSANELY strong, I'd rewatch the episode to find out what weight he was actually lifting but if I listen to Rohan grunting for 20 mins you aint pulling me back to this fic…
WILL draw you after you finish…
He has whole sketchbooks that he keeps safe of hundreds of drawings of you like that.
Will stop before he finishes just to draw you… It would be a shame that when he's not inside you… that you make him finish... While he tries to draw you… WHO WOULD SAY THAT THIS ON MY TOTALLY FAMILY FRIENDLY POST???
He's not a very handsy person but he will hold your waist/touch you A LOT during sex, it's the time you'll actually get him super affectionate because it feels so intimate.
Welcome to my ted talk, where I say this man's name and you all nod in agreement cos you know I'm right.
MUHAMMED AVDOL???
Yes! He is!
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He would not only, not care at ALL how much you weigh or what you look like, but he fucking LOVES IT.
Initially before he falls for you he is genuinely indifferent. Not the type of like.. Oh they’re fat/chubby/skinny I’m judging a little but whatever.
He DOES NOT care at all, he thinks literally everyone is beautiful in their own way, no judgement in any part of this mans entire being.
He is as gentlemanly as he comes across to everyone else. But with you?
It is PAINFULLY intimate, gentle hands holding you as he whispers soft loving words to you whenever he gets the chance, he adores holding you. All the time. Do not (BUT FR DO THOUGH) tease this man though because he gets FLUSTERED insanely fast, like…
He is stuttering if you press yourself against him to do anything, but if you sit on his lap? Yeah he is not saying a single word to anyone until he gets his composure back so he doesn't embarrass himself, and he only gets it back after you move. Even though his arm is wrapped around your waist lmao.
You are so soft and warm and he wants to hold you so bad but you always tease him it in public and it drives him crazy.
But he’s a gentleman...
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Wrong.
No the fuck he is not.
Yes he is sweet, he is loving. He is such a gentleman. And then you get him in private and all of those thoughts he’s been having of you all day…
Yeah he is telling you, he’s still flustered like CRAZY. He even apologises every time.
Full nervous swallow as he averts his eyes and just “I’m sorry my heart… I didn’t mean to think of you in such a vulgar way. I know you just wanted to hold my hand.”
You’re gonna need to reassure him that he is in fact allowed to think of you in a sexual way, the more confident he gets with your sweet words though?
You better hope YOU don’t blush easily. Because his words are anything but gentlemanly, if you were to ever tell someone? They’d never believe you. Ever.
An example for all of you little FREAKS (lovingly).
“It was a shame we were in public when Polnareff called you pretty earlier, I’d have bent you over in front of him so he could see just how pretty you look when you finish on my tongue.”
He would never do it, ever. But saying it? That's a different thing entirely.
And he will tease you every time that he does.
It’s almost terrifying when something gets him worked up in public because he will give you this little look with a tilt of his head and a terrifying smile that only you see as anything but loving.
He loves looking into your eyes when you finish, but something about bending you over and getting to see your body while he fucks you?
Oh god. It makes him feral.
It’s the only time he’s even remotely rough with you because he literally can’t control how desperate he gets when he sees you like that.
He is HANDSY too, like not a single moment will his hands not be gripping you and it gets him so hard because he loves feeling you.
He gets you to touch yourself instead of him while you have sex because he can’t beat the thought of moving his hands off of you.
RIDE HIM RIDE HIM RIDE HIM.
He will finish FAST, insanely so.
He doesn’t let you stop riding him though, he will guide you to keep going and chase your own pleasure, no matter how overstimulated he is.
If he needs a break he will take one and drop to his damn knees so you can still feel good while he gets his breath back.
Jonathan… Motherfucking… Joestar.
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You’re gonna try and tell me this absolute sweetheart of a man wouldn’t be in love with you immediately? WRONG.
Literally you are a deity to him and he is so gentlemanly about it but he is FLUSTERED. He will absolutely compliment you in the most gentle way too. Is SPECIFIC with his compliments even though he's blushing like crazy and starts panicking half way through.
"You have the most beautiful body... Oh no. Is that vulgar to say? I didn't mean... Please accept my apology."
He tries to hard to be a sweet kind man and you just look up (bro is tall) at him with a smile and he is stuttering out his little apologies like he’s sorry for even looking at you.
He will never touch you unless you want him to, not even in a sexual way either, he wants to hug you/hold your hand CONSTANTLY, but it makes him so nervous because he thinks so highly of you and doesn’t want to make you feel like you have to touch him or be held.
If you like to be held though he will not even hesitate, pulling you into him like he’s been waiting for it all day.
He has.
When you wear something more revealing/form fitting though? Oh god, yeah no he cannot look at you in any way.
He is BLUSHING like crazy, like bright red because he can’t stop his wandering eyes. If you tell him it's okay and he can look? He is staring at you like he’s memorising you like this so he never forgets it.
If his gaze lingers? He will apologise immediately when he realises, like, head in his hands muffled sorry over and over.
Please just make this man look.
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He is so shy around you it’s insane, he’s always so gentlemanly and sophisticated but every time he looks at you he gets… Less than pure thoughts about you.
He can’t even voice them to you because he feels so bad about it until he starts avoiding you and you just confront him over it and it all just comes spilling out like he can’t stop it.
He is apologising SO much, literally every single few seconds is another sad apology.
But the second you tell him it's okay? It all kinda freezes because yes.. He wants to not think of you like that because it isn't fair to you but then you’re sat in front of him with a grin over all of the things he’s ashamed of?
It makes him so hard he can’t even think straight.
The first time he gets to touch you in a sexual way? He is FUCKED up, eyes wide and completely black because his pupils are so dilated, all while his fingers touch literally everywhere you’ll let him because he is genuinely in awe that you’re so perfect and you’re letting him touch you.
Sex is ALWAYS intimate, he has to look at you.
He is a big man and he knows it, he will be nervous but oh god so eager to please you and tell you just how beautiful he thinks your body is. He is VOCAL over it. Like, a lot.
He can’t help but grip your waist when he’s inside of you, will absolutely want to touch your stomach if you let him.
He is sobbing out praises about how much he loves you and you’ll believe every one because he is literally choking them out while trying not to finish even before he MOVES.
