#jehtt

[howlingday]

Only One Real RWBY

Penny: Thank you for agreeing to this date, Ruby~!

Ruby: Date? I thought we were getting churros!

Penny: Oh? Who's that?

Ruby: HEY! What's the big idea?!

Penny: Oh my~! Your bow is just adorable~!

Penny: Oh, why, thank you~! Your curly hair is also very cute~!

Ruby: Who are you and what are you doing here?!

Penny: I am Penny, this is Ruby, and we are on a date!

Ruby: Honestly, I'm just here for the churros.

Penny: Sen-sational~! I am Penny, this is Ruby, and we are on a date~!

Ruby: And honestly, I'M just here for the churros!

Penny: Would you like to make this a double date?

Penny: Sen-sational~!

Ruby: Heck no! I dunno who this is, but there's only ONE real Ruby around here!

Ruby: Oh, yeah? Well, if you're the real Ruby, what color is my hair?!

Ruby: Black and red!

Ruby: Okay, so... maybe I went too easy... But what color are my eyes?!

Ruby: Silver.

Ruby: Shoot! I thought I had her there. Okay, then what color is Crescent Rose?!

Ruby: Oh, save it! You're obviously a fake! Your dialogue is all wrong!

Ruby: Hey! I worked hard on it!

Penny: Wait, Ruby! ...and Ruby. There is a solution without resorting to violence!

Penny: Agreed! I believe if we take some time to talk this out, I am sure your Ruby will be able to co-exist with my cuter Ruby~.

Penny: ...EXCUSE YOU? I'm pretty sure my Ruby is the cuter one.

Ruby: (>.>)

Ruby: (<.<)

Penny: No offense, but your Ruby doesn't compare to mine! She's the cutest girl in the whole world~!

Ruby/Ruby: UUUGH!

Penny: LET'S SEE HOW CUTE SHE IS AFTER I'M DONE WITH HER!

Penny: BRING IT! I hated your bow anyways!

Penny: And I wouldn't be caught dead in those curls!

Ruby: Guess we're doing this after all~.

Ruby: Heehee~! This could be fun! BRING IT ON~!

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Jaune: What's their deal?

Jaune: (Carried by Jaune) Who cares? Let's go get some churros.

[cartoonicle]

Jimmy: *Walks towards Calamitous* You’ve turned into a big time villain, Professor.

Calamitous: Gotcha!

(Suddenly a strong glass tube traps Jimmy Neutron)

Jimmy: What the?

Danny: What are you doing to him?

Calamitous: I could tell you, but it would be easier to show you.

(Suddenly the glass tube with Jimmy inside slides into the ground)

Jimmy: Agh!

Calamitous: Wait, that’s not what was supposed to happen!

SpongeBob: Oh my Neptune!

Jimmy: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!

(Jimmy screams as he plummets to earth until the tube explodes) BOOM!

Calamitous: Ohhhhh no….

SpongeBob: Jimmy is Dead!

Calamitous: Ohhh my God.

SpongeBob: Jimmy is fucking Dead!

Calamitous: This is so embarrassing…

Timmy: I can’t believe it… I’ll never forgive you for this!

Calamitous: Timothy, I’m sorry I didn’t mean to!

Danny: What did you think was going to happen?!

Calamitous: I thought it would, like, turn him into an orange hulk or something.

Danny: Why would it do that?

Calamitous: Because, I… don’t actually know, but…!

Timmy: I’m gonna kill you!

Calamitous: No! Please! I’ll make it up to you!

Timmy: You can’t.

Calamitous: I’ll give you Evil Jimmy if you want. That’s almost as good, right?

Evil Jimmy: *Looks over at Timmy then smiles pervertedly* I don’t mind that!

Timmy: FIRE STAR SLINGER!

Calamitous: NO, PLEASE!

Jimmy: *Just walks in unharmed holding his Porta-Portal* Hey guys, what’s up?

SpongeBob: Jimmy!

Timmy: You’re Alive!

Danny: Phew!

Calamitous: Oh thank God.

Jimmy: Yeah, I kind of deux ex machina’d my way back on the ship and… Whoa, Timmy, uh…. Were you gonna… kill Calamitous?

Timmy: Uh… Yeah?

Jimmy: Man, that’s dark.

Timmy: Can I still kill him?

Jimmy: Eh, sure, why not?

Calamitous: WHAT?!

Timmy: FIRE STAR SLINGER!

[dexjarxenoengage]

Amy (Yoshizawa): Wanna eat what my dad made?

Sonic (Joker): What did he make?

Amy (Yoshizawa): Me.

Deadbeat silence

Joker (Sonic)

Props to Jehtt, that was hilarious…

[zellk]

I participated in a wee Art Secret Santa with a few close coworkers this year. Here's the gift I made ! It was for someone I don't know THAT well so it was really fun to have an added layer of investigation to find what to draw for them 🕵️ (I also put Qalaari in there bc it's the "Red Gang")

[gorillageek27]

Ni: will you date me? Breath if yes, recite the bible in japanese if no

Mothra: 神が天と地を創造された最初の神

Ni: what the?

Mothra: そして三日目に神は休んだ。

Ni: is that actually the bible?

Mothra: それから神はアダムを創造し

Ni: AND YOU STOPPED BREATHING TOO?!

[rodentrap]

Kieran: Bro, are you flirting with my sister? Florian: Yes I am! Kieran: Do you wanna die? Florian: Yes I do! Kieran: Wait what? Florian: See ya! (Jumps off the edge of the Great Crater of Paldea) Kieran: Oh my Arceus! Florian! Florian: Take me sweet death!

Kieran:

[gainaxvel3o]

[itscooltoskate]

Me taking mental notes of shitty things people have said/done