#jerk move

[driver270]

There's a special place in Hell for toy swappers.

[prison-mikes-bandana]

Gotham Nights (2020) #2 Confirms how Batman Ghosts Jim Gordon!! It’s rather anticlimactic...

[adorkabletwilightandfriends]

Adorkable Twilight & Friends – “Short Term Gain″

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[various-cartoon-awesomeness]

[andimthedad]

Tipping

Luke: [age 14] "Why are you staring at the bill?"

Me: "I'm debating how much to tip. If you smell something burning, that's my brain cells trying to do math."

Luke: "What's there to debate?"

Me: "Well, it's either eight bucks or nine bucks, depending on how I round the cash."

Luke: "Just do four bucks."

Me: "That would only be ten percent. You can't tip ten percent unless the waiter was really terrible."

Luke: "Yeah, well, I don't have any money, so I don't have much to give."

Me: "Waiters and waitresses don't get paid well. They depend on tips."

Luke: "So? Ten percent is still a tip."

Me: "Sure, but not much. I start at twenty percent, and go down depending on service."

Luke: "Twenty percent just seems like a lot."

Me: "Ten percent is a jerk move. Don't do that."

Luke: "But if I don't have any money, it's not really my fault."

Me: "Well, you have to factor in the tip when you're estimating how much the meal is going to cost."

Luke: [sighing] "This is one more reason why I'm not going to be an adult when I grow up."

[avatar-dacia]

Pink, you fucker.

I re-iterate: Pink, you fucker.

[excitementshewrote]

[mclaughneal]

no joke if i was link i would've been PISSED if i had i found at through twitter regardless is anyone was hurt or not