Literally survives on spite and protein bars.
Always forgets to do laundry until he has one sock left and has to go rogue.
The first time Seiji complimented Nicholasās form, Nicholas actually dropped his sword.
Cries at sports movies. Donāt ask him about Cool Runnings, itās a sore subject.
Secretly really good at baking? Like, his muffins slap. Itās the only thing that calms him down before matches.
Is one step away from writing in his diary, āDear Diary, Seiji said my lunge was āadequate.ā Iām in love.ā He canāt handle compliments, and Seijiās deadpan delivery makes it even worse.
Has a secret Pinterest board titled āHow to Be a Normal Person.ā
Pretends he doesnāt know Niccholasā schedule. Knows exactly when Nicholas eats lunch, does cardio, showers, breathes.
Thinks āsmall talkā is talking about fencing footwork at brunch.
Keeps accidentally complimenting Nicholas. āYour form is... improving.ā (Translation: āYou look really hot when you lunge and I hate how flustered that makes me.ā)
Sleeps exactly 7 hours and 43 minutes every night. No more, no less.
Definitely has a Spotify playlist called āFencing Focusā and it's just classical music and anime OPs.
Harvard once caught Seiji watching a slo-mo video of Nick fencing. When asked why, Seiji said, āTactical review.ā Sure, Jan.
Can and will carry 7 grocery bags in one trip to prove a point.
Keeps trying to play wingman for Nicholas and Seiji and doesnāt even realize heās in a rom-com subplot himself.
Binge-watches reality TV with Aiden and insists it's ācultural research.ā
Brings snacks to practice. Everyone likes Harvard. He probably brings homemade trail mix.
Literally the only person Jesse canāt successfully intimidate. Jesse tried onceāHarvard just offered him trail mix.
Sleeps in until 3 PM and still looks flawless.
Gives off āI have a secretā energy constantly. Spoiler: the secret is just that he has feelings. Ew.
Smokes clove cigarettes for the āØaesthetic⨠but never inhales.
Secretly writes poetry that would make Lord Byron blush.
Hoards a secret stash of Harvards favourite candy, just in case
Totally flirts with Nicholas just to make Seiji uncomfortable.
Has never minded his own business. Wouldnāt know how even if you gave him a manual. Heās the teamās self-appointed romantic consultant and professional meddler.
Has an outfit for every possible occasion, including ādramatic rooftop monologueā and āaccidental kiss in the rain.ā
The best at comforting people. Like, instant emotional support in a crop top.
Ships Adrien x Harvard like itās his full-time job. Makes PowerPoints. Adrien has seen one slide and walked away in horror. Harvard gave it a standing ovation.
Made a meme calendar of all the fencing boys. Itās iconic. It circulates every month.
Knows all the drama in the school, even the stuff that hasnāt happened yet.
He says heās over Seiji, but the second Seiji smiles at Nick? Suddenly Jesseās in a bad mood all week. "I'm just tired," he says, while death-staring a wall.
Has dreams where Nick messes up so badly Seiji gives up on him. Wakes up smug. Realizes it didnāt happen. Gets grumpier.
Every time Nick does something well, Jesse gets this flash of āThat shouldāve been me.ā Then feels gross about it. Then sass-bombs practice to compensate.