#jesus rose

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john: hi! i’m john.

dave: im dave

rose: And I’m Rose.

john: and recently, dave got into a twitter argument about thomas the tank engine-

dave: im telling you guys that show is fucked up

john: -so today we’re going to be drawing our train ocs!

//20 minutes later

john: uh, hey, rose? what’s going on here?

john: i, uh, can’t help but notice that you’ve got some sort of protrusion here.

john: i’m just going to keep saying “uh” until you tell me what’s happening here rose, because it’s not getting better. it’s not getting better.

john: it’s getting worse, dave!

dave: rose is the face trying to escape

john: i don’t think you realize what you’re implying for the thomas universe! you’re implying the existential horror that the face is part of a larger man who is trapped inside the train and desperately wants out!

dave: its not even a man

dave: he has no neck

dave: he has no hair

dave: hes just like a big tube with arms

john: do all the planes and trains in the thomas universe just have, like, arms crammed in there?!

dave: that they dont get to move

dave: it looks like hes being born

john: his muscles are probably horribly atrophied by now!

rose: Probably.

john: he looks like he’s in such pai- hey rose. hey rose, what’s going on? i can’t help but notice that there’s another protrusion.

dave: is that gonna be his butt or something whats coming out of there

john: dave, i’m going to go out on a limb here and say that i think that’s a whole second person!

dave: no

john: a second person, dave!

dave: no that cant be

john: oh, this one’s not happy either. do they both want to escape? or is one being kicked out by the other?

dave: hey rose the thing i want to know about is that we briefly discussed our plans for this episode before we started and this is not what you said

john: oh man, i feel like this is one of those episodes of a talk show where the host and the guest had something completely different in mind.

dave: yeah rose has hijacked the episode

rose: Well, I enjoy keeping you two guessing just as much as I enjoy keeping the audience guessing.

dave: and yourself

john: hey rose, is that some sort of bird wing?

rose: No, John, that would be his arm coming out of his flesh.

john: his arm is coming out of his flesh?!

dave: so it was a part of him and hes pulling it out

john: yeah, he’s like reborn or… something…

dave: hey so fan theory im about to drop on all of you right now

dave: that famous painting the scream is actually just showing off his motherfucker like you cant see it but underneath the painting the guy is still emerging from his train cocoon

john: rose, it looks like it hurts them. why do they want to leave?

rose: Because they want to know freedom, but they don’t want to be under the control of Ringo Starr anymore.

dave: they cant live in the outside world rose youve gotta know this

john: dave! daaaaaaaave! there’s a face on the roof now!

dave: christ rose youre adding more of them

rose: They just want to know freedom, David.

dave: that face isnt knowing freedom

rose: He’s trying his best.

john: i don’t think this many people were necessary to make this train run, rose.

rose: Well, somebody has to protect the passengers John.

dave: not them i dont want them to

john: protect them from what, rose?!

[davidcashuk]

"Forgiven" by Thomas Blackshear II (1993)

[piscis-pictor-austrinos]

Steven Universe is just the embodiment of this tweet:

[esther-pentecostal]

🌷Matthew 6:32

King James Version

(For after all these things do the Gentiles seek:) for your heavenly Father knoweth that ye have need of all these things.

🌷When worry starts to overrun our minds we are functioning as unbelievers. Worry shows that we don’t understand our status in the family of God. God cares about the temporary things like the flowers. God will take even better care of you! We are called to trust God with our lives. When we start to worry rather than acting like an unbeliever instead bring your need to God and trust that He will provide.

[timwrightt]

[derpyeowynjb]

I'm still laughing over Greg: These past few months have been great and all-- Rose: OH YES.

[enlightenedlalonde]

updated rose's relationshipspageh a,,,,,

[aroseredrevolution-blog]

snow-goddamn-white:

“Why did you hit me?

"For what it's worth, I wasn't trying to."