Ok, hang on. I have a really stupid idea for an MHA fic. I'm calling it "Background Harem Protagonist Uraraka."
Just stick with me on this.
So the main plot is your bog standard MLM ship falling in love story. Can be literally any ship, as long as it's MLM (you'll get why in a sec). Preferably, the fic should be at least somewhat in-depth, but it doesn't need to be super scrutinous with the details of the main plot. What's actually important is what's happening in the background during the fic. Essentially, at every plot event the two guys go to, Uraraka (doesn't necessarily have to be Uraraka but I want it to be because I think it would be funny) is there, making out with a girl. And it's never more than a passing mention. Basically:
Guy 1: "Hey, it's Uraraka. We should go say hi."
*brief narration describing Uraraka making out with another girl*
Guy 2: "Nah, she looks busy."
And that's it. They just move on.
Now, here's the real kicker for this joke. Every time this happens, the girl Uraraka is kissing is different. And this is never commented on by the two guys. They never say anything about the girl being different each time. Just: "hey, it's Uraraka," "oh she looks busy," and that's it.
Also, there should be a bit where the two guys see Uraraka kissing a girl, then later run into that girl who offhandedly mentions being in a relationship with a different girl, and then the next time the guys see Uraraka, she making out with that different girl.
The final scene of the fic is the two guys in the dorm's living room or kitchen, having their big heartfelt confession only to be interrupted by a noise. They turn to see Toga (who has not appeared in the fic up till this point) sneaking in through the window. The interaction then goes as follows:
Guy 1: "Oh, hi Toga."
Toga: "Hey. Could you guys tell me where Ochako’s room is."
Guy 2: "Oh yeah, it's [whatever room Uraraka is in]."
Toga: "Thanks."
Both guys: "No problem."
And then Toga heads off to Uraraka's room, and both guys go back to their confession. Only after their done confessing their feelings does one of them go "hey wait, what the fuck, that was a villain" and then they both rush upstairs to Uraraka's room and burst in to find Uraraka, laying on her bed, surrounded by all the girls she's been making out with throughout the fic. And both guys are just like, "Oh yeah, that makes sense," and then they leave, and that's where the fic ends.
Look, I know this is stupid, but I just really want to give Uraraka a harem of girls who all love her. She's been stuck in comphet for so long that she needs to go so far the other way that she acquires every girl ever as her girlfriend.
warnings: bright white images.. protect your eyes! || tags: headcanons, kyouka jirou, ships (momojirou, jiraraka, kamijirou), darktrio friendship (jirou, tokoyami, shoji), indie japanese alternative bands you should definitely listen to
character(s): kyoka jirou; denki, momo, tokoyami, ochako, and shoji mentioned || summary: jirou lets you look through her phone!
you're hanging out with jirou, just doing something random to pass the time, when she randomly asks if she could use your phone for something. you oblige, even though her phone seems to be working fine. you ask her what's wrong with it, but she dodges the question and says that she just needed to use yours. to stop you from questioning, she tosses you her phone and says you can be on it until she's done. she says it'll be a few minutes, then leaves with your phone... an interesting end to the conversation, but you suppose you can be without your phone for twenty-something minutes. plus, she just gave you permission to snoop through her device, no repercussions! the deal sounds pretty sweet to you.
her lock screen is sweet, a picture with her, shinsou, ochako, denki, and bakugou. you can't tell what building they're in front of, but it seems like they're all having fun together. she's added a few doodles around each person, and her phone is on low battery. there's a few phone charms tied to the case, which is clear to reveal a black phone and a few stickers, polaroids, and yen shoved into the back of the case. the stickers are random— some are from local bands, others from more well known artists, though most of the stickers are just cute. she has about 2000 yen hidden behind two polaroids: one of her and momo at a shopping center, and the other of mina painting her nails.
you weren't sure what you expected from her home screen, but it's surprisingly aesthetic and organized. you go through the four apps on the bottom first: the clock app, which houses her fifteen morning alarms; her calendar, filled to the brim with reminders of dates, shows, study sessions, and events; youtube, her recommended feed showing fancams of different artists, signings, studying tips, and fashion videos; and her calculator, the history filled with complex equations (and sometimes the occasional 4+7 or 8*9.) she's subscribed to a few webtoons, although it doesn't seem like she uses the app very much. her notes are a conglomeration of different ideas, reminders, strange words, and lyrics, but her pinterest is neatly organized into different boards. but, she didn't give any of the boards specific subsections, so it's not too neat.
her search history seemed like the next interesting thing to check. it ranges from fashion searches— like information about the harajuku area and its shops, ideas for patches, purple hair dye, and cheap tattoo machines (that one worried you slightly because she had a tendency for shaky hands, but if she wanted to badly tattoo herself, then that was her choice)— to queries about music, like interviews of her favorite band or the location of guitar stores, to... date ideas? you remember seeing a board with handmade gift ideas on her pinterest. you were a little jealous of the person she was putting so much effort into!
you decide to look at her instagram next. she posts regularly and has amassed a decent amount of followers excluding her classmates. it seems like most of her followers are fans of her band, INFECTION INTRUSION. you'll have to listen to it later! the majority of the people she follows are local artists or band accounts, and the rest are either her classmates, other cool people from UA, or fashion influencers. she has a few posts about her band, but most are either pictures of her or her friends. it seems like she's been on a few dates with momo and ochako and values her friendship with them, along with the time she spends with denki, tokoyami, and shoji. who knew he was a good driver? (how did she not get caught sneaking back into the dorms after midnight??)
you go ahead and snoop through a few more things for good measure. the glance you got of her notes earlier confirmed your suspicions that it would be mostly music related. there's some concepts for new albums and the early drafts of her band's latest single, DITCH, but otherwise it's pretty random. she has a mass amount of reminders, pretty much one for every day! you have no clue how she manages such a busy schedule, but with sound checks, dates, and heavy classwork, she seems fine, albeit a little stressed. after checking her screen time, it seems she spends the most time on instagram, pinterest, and facetime. maybe she's more of a facetime gal than a texting one! her next most used apps are her notes app and a website she uses for converting music into something she can put on a CD. written in her notes and downloaded into files on her phone, she has a bunch of different playlists, but the one at the top is her getting ready list. you suppose you should find out who some of these artists are if you want to get closer to her. her gallery is filled with miscellaneous photos— mostly of her and her friends, but there's also a good amount of ones from rehearsals and concerts too. her top contacts are all of her friends, which isn't surprising, and after scrolling through some of her texts (without being too nosy, obviously), you learn that she's more of an emoticon user than an emoji user. she also seems incredibly averse to any punctuation other than the exclamation mark...
she comes back a few minutes later like she said she would. she tosses your phone at you and you scramble to make sure the screen doesn't crack. after checking it over, it seems fine. "have fun with my phone?" jirou asks as she plops down on the couch next to you. "yeah. learned a lot of stuff. question, who are sheena and the rokkets?" her face lights up as she whips her head around at the sound of the band's name. "you don't know sheena and the rokkets?" you shake your head no. she firmly grasps your hand and drags you to her room. "c'mon! it looks like i have a lot of educating to do."
bottom divider by @/saradika-graphics // app icons by @/kirra_gray on pinterest // phone charms by BeadsByLillixx, EkoStudiio, and VersusStudio on etsy // phone details template by @/manjiroomf on twitter
Present Mic: What your favorite My Hero Academia ship says about you!
Jiraraka: You're always a slut for girls with short hair.
Erasermic: You don't just want good things for Present Mic, you would literally die for Present Mic.
Momojiro: Some people say flat is justice, some people say oppai is truth. You say, “Why don’t we have both?”
Miritama: You're always a slut for childhood friends.
Midotsuyu: Man, fuck a ship war you're just here for some doujins.
OchaIiDeku: Man, fuck a ship war. You're just here for a wholesome story about best friends achieving their dreams.
