#jj jameson

[muoi-art]

Based on @otrebot ‘s art

[mrwatermelaun]

Jonah: "PARKERRR!!! I need a photo of the Spider-Creep for tomorrow's front page! I'm thinking... SPIDER-MAN NOW SPIDER-MA'AM! WALL-CRAWLER PRETENDS TO BE A WOMAN AS A PUBLICITY STUNT FOR CRAZY ANTICS!"

Robbie: "Jonah... you can't just assume that's the case. It's unethical AND libel."

Jonah: "You know what IS unethical, Robertson?!? That circus act of an arachnid menace doing this to spite me!!!!"

Petra: "Here you go, JJ! Fresh off the old camera as of this morning."

Petra: "...You know Jonah, I've gotten pretty close-up pictures of the web-head these last few weeks, and from experience I can almost CERTAINLY tell you her transition is the real deal."

Robbie: "...told you, man."

Jonah: "Urrrrgghhhhh, SCRATCH WHAT I SAID!! Change the headline: SPIDER-WOMAN STILL THE SAME SPIDER-MENACE! Now get out of here, my office is not a recreational lounge!"

Petra: "...you still haven't paid me for the pictures."

Jonah: "What? ...oh. FINE Parker, you drive a hard-bargain! Talk to my secretary for your check, tell her to give you a bonus on my part so you can buy some HRT or whatever it is you kids use these days. If there's one thing J. Jonah Jameson does well, it's treating his employees with dignity and respect!!"

Jonah: "...What are you still doing here, Parker!? LEAVEEEE!!!!"

[doctorslippery]

[sorrythathappened]

i like the transfem spiderman comics because jameson treats parker the way cis people i know treat me and treats spider-woman the way cis people i know treat other TMA people

[spidey-official]

What do u think abt JJJ

he grows a mustache to counteract the fact that he's balding

[meddiemight]

He's insecure :(

[masonisnotreal]

Ykw would be an absolutely hilarious Peter in Gotham plot?

Jameson getting sent to Gotham with Peter and essentially like adopting him and them having a great big heart to heart and Jameson switching tactics of slandering Spider-Man to slandering Batman (and maybe the rest of the gang too just bc he feels like it) bc holy fuck are these vigilantes way worse than what hes ever tried to pin on spider-man.

[kunningkyra]

i don't remember if it's canon so i guess this is a headcanon but i like the idea that J. Jonah Jameson is super inclusive. like he's not racist, not homophobic, not transphobic, he wants Palestine freed, he loves Mamdani, hates the sitting president of the USA, etc etc. but he obviously REALLY hates spider man.

so when spider man comes out as transfem he calls Peter Parker at 2 AM and says "PETER I NEED PICTURES OF SPIDER MAN IMMEDIATELY!!! SHE'S A WOMAN NOW AND WE NEED TO KEEP UP!!! WE COULD HEADLINE IT 'SPIDER MAAM'!!!" and he hears Peter say groggily "actually it's Madeline now, spider man coming out really gave me the confidence i needed to-" and she gets cut off with "oh okay cool we can talk about changing your desk nameplate when you come in tomorrow buT I NEED PICTURES OF SPIDER MAAM OKAY?? GET ON THAT THE MOMENT YOU GET UP!!!!"