#jj jameson

[muoi-art]

Based on @otrebot ‘s art

[mrwatermelaun]

The only small issue I've had with the recent Spider-Woman trend is that, since most people don't read the comics, they make Petra sound too sheltered/insecure/withdrawn. Where's her snark? Her bite? Her charming asshole-ery??

They also make JJ sound too..."good" for lack of a better word. Jonah is a dick with a heart of silver, maybe gold if you spitshine it. Even if he IS fully supportive, he's still an ass.

A good example of how to voice their + Robbie's dynamic:

Made by my GOAT Pizzamert990, go support his original post and his art in general! He's my favorite Spidey fanartist

[kunningkyra]

i don't remember if it's canon so i guess this is a headcanon but i like the idea that J. Jonah Jameson is super inclusive. like he's not racist, not homophobic, not transphobic, he wants Palestine freed, he loves Mamdani, hates the sitting president of the USA, etc etc. but he obviously REALLY hates spider man.

so when spider man comes out as transfem he calls Peter Parker at 2 AM and says "PETER I NEED PICTURES OF SPIDER MAN IMMEDIATELY!!! SHE'S A WOMAN NOW AND WE NEED TO KEEP UP!!! WE COULD HEADLINE IT 'SPIDER MAAM'!!!" and he hears Peter say groggily "actually it's Madeline now, spider man coming out really gave me the confidence i needed to-" and she gets cut off with "oh okay cool we can talk about changing your desk nameplate when you come in tomorrow buT I NEED PICTURES OF SPIDER MAAM OKAY?? GET ON THAT THE MOMENT YOU GET UP!!!!"

[cowabummer101]

Since I've seen a flood of trans girl Petra Parker interacting with JJJ art in the last few hours may I suggest that Petra's updated alias would be something corny, like Spider-Dame?

In canon, Spidey is often quick to point out how many people have used the Spider-Woman and Spider-Girl aliases over the years, and I feel like she'd refuse to call herself either one on principle (assuming that we're working with 616 or a 616 adjacent Petra, that is).

[sorrythathappened]

i like the transfem spiderman comics because jameson treats parker the way cis people i know treat me and treats spider-woman the way cis people i know treat other TMA people

[doctorslippery]

[spidey-official]

What do u think abt JJJ

he grows a mustache to counteract the fact that he's balding

[masonisnotreal]

Ykw would be an absolutely hilarious Peter in Gotham plot?

Jameson getting sent to Gotham with Peter and essentially like adopting him and them having a great big heart to heart and Jameson switching tactics of slandering Spider-Man to slandering Batman (and maybe the rest of the gang too just bc he feels like it) bc holy fuck are these vigilantes way worse than what hes ever tried to pin on spider-man.