#jj jameson

[muoi-art]

Based on @otrebot ‘s art

[doctorslippery]

[spidey-official]

What do u think abt JJJ

he grows a mustache to counteract the fact that he's balding

[meddiemight]

He's insecure :(

[masonisnotreal]

Ykw would be an absolutely hilarious Peter in Gotham plot?

Jameson getting sent to Gotham with Peter and essentially like adopting him and them having a great big heart to heart and Jameson switching tactics of slandering Spider-Man to slandering Batman (and maybe the rest of the gang too just bc he feels like it) bc holy fuck are these vigilantes way worse than what hes ever tried to pin on spider-man.

[mrwatermelaun]

Jonah: "PARKERRR!!! I need a photo of the Spider-Creep for tomorrow's front page! I'm thinking... SPIDER-MAN NOW SPIDER-MA'AM! WALL-CRAWLER PRETENDS TO BE A WOMAN AS A PUBLICITY STUNT FOR CRAZY ANTICS!"

Robbie: "Jonah... you can't just assume that's the case. It's unethical AND libel."

Jonah: "You know what IS unethical, Robertson?!? That circus act of an arachnid menace doing this to spite me!!!!"

Petra: "Here you go, JJ! Fresh off the old camera as of this morning."

Petra: "...You know Jonah, I've gotten pretty close-up pictures of the web-head these last few weeks, and from experience I can almost CERTAINLY tell you her transition is the real deal."

Robbie: "...told you, man."

Jonah: "Urrrrgghhhhh, SCRATCH WHAT I SAID!! Change the headline: SPIDER-WOMAN STILL THE SAME SPIDER-MENACE! Now get out of here, my office is not a recreational lounge!"

Petra: "...you still haven't paid me for the pictures."

Jonah: "What? ...oh. FINE Parker, you drive a hard-bargain! Talk to my secretary for your check, tell her to give you a bonus on my part so you can buy some HRT or whatever it is you kids use these days. If there's one thing J. Jonah Jameson does well, it's treating his employees with dignity and respect!!"

Jonah: "...What are you still doing here, Parker!? LEAVEEEE!!!!"

[theshadowrealmitself]

Once again thinking about Peter introducing everyone to Miles in a way that accidentally implies Miles is his kid

Being like “Hey, everyone, sorry, sorry, it’s my weekend with the kid” while showing up late to some hero meeting with Miles (everyone’s first time seeing or even hearing about this kid btw) (obviously Miles has his own Spidey suit)

And what he means but no one has the context for is that he only does every other weekend trainings with Miles to not interfere with his schoolwork and social life, but obviously everyone else takes it the other way

Anyways I’m also thinking about JJJ hearing “[his] weekend with the kid” and immediately being like “oh, couldn’t get full custody? 🤨” and just throwing out other comments like that at him

[elzore-da-great]

This meme but Jonah, Robbie, and Peter