#john marson

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come de mi, come de mi carne.

[mazuwii]

Mary Linton || a discussion ||

I’m so sorry a lot of you people are so fucking stupid when it comes to the female characters in red dead redemption 2.

I saw a woman online talking about how Mary loved Arthur but she only contacted him during the lowest moments of her life and had the upper hand.

First of all she was a widow with an alcoholic gambling father and a brother who ran off to join a cult, she’s 1000x more vulnerable than Arthur. Second of all why the hell do a majority of the female fans infantilise Arthur. He’s not a fucking deer, he’s a thug. I love him but he’s a killer.

Mary isn’t the Antichrist she even offered a chance for him to turn his back away from that rough and disgusting life and he found an excuse not to. And even then you all berate her for not running away with him as if her own brother (Jamie) didn’t realise his sister would’ve died had she married Arthur. (Like Annabelle and Bessie)

Third of all, I see her love for Arthur compared to the love Abigail has for John (unconditional which isn’t true as she left him when she realised he would always be dangerous for her son and only returned when he proved himself.)

Abigail had a child with John and grew up rough and resorted to prostitution. Her view on love is not going to be as self respectable AS MARY’S.

Not only that but Jack could’ve been described a bastard had she left John. None of you are thinking about how hard it was for women in the 1800s let alone a single mother and a widow.

My point is, Mary isn’t a villain and a lot of you hate her more than you hate Dutch (AKA the true manipulator in the game) because you have internalised misogyny. No you’re not a lover girl like Abigail, you’re a pick me weirdo.

[roamingtigress]

OK but imagine the RDR2 characters playing the sport of curling. Certain character combinations would be dynamite on the ice, be it in the four person game, Mixed Doubles, Mixed.

[mistress-light]

Red Dead Redemption II

[scarfacemarston]

Halloween with the Van Der Linde’s - Part Deux

This is part 2 of a Halloween post I did a while back. There are some lame memes of mine that reference part 1 but it’s of course not a necessity to read the first part. If you want to read it - here it is. Arthur - a pilot from Top Gun - he always thought it would be cool to fly and he loved the movie growing up. He thought about becoming a pilot himself as he loved freedom. However, he hated the idea of joining the air force and he didn’t want to be a commercial pilot.

Dutch and Molly - Molly *really* wants to do Bonnie and Clyde. Badly. So badly. Dutch thinks the idea is too basic. He thought about doing Elvis briefly. Finally, Dutch decided on King Henry VIII and Molly as a princess. Henry VIII was known for his romantic notions of courtly gentlemanly love and all things grand.......but is more famous for how his wives ended up and his politics. (No, that’s not commentary on Dutch but I suppose you could make an argument for some minor similarities). Molly’s dress is indeed based on the deleted Ball Gown dress.

Hosea- David Bowie 100%. He loved David Bowie for decades and since people have said he resembled David, he thought, why not?

John - Like every year, he didn’t want to dress up. He finally “forced himself” to choose a Yellowstone employee shirt....which then caused the family to goad him into adding pizass to his costume...which was a jacket and some spurs.

Abigail -Lara Croft, She watched the kids in one of her foster homes played Tomb Raider and she loved it. She always wanted to be like Lara. The only thing she changed was the shorts into longer pants.

”’My legs get cold, Gosh dang it!”

Sadie - She saw Pearson and Charles dress up like pirates last year and knew she could do a better job. You bet she’d be the most bad ass pirate queen you’ve ever seen....her epilogue outfit even looks like a pirate’s outfit. 

Charles - A Jedi and he’s comfortable as hell. He was a comfy pirate last year and intends to be comfty again. He almost convinces Arthur to join him, especially since “Jedi fly ships”. Star Wars gave Charles a lot of comfort growing up and he stills enjoys it through the ups an downs. Then Uncle appears....

Uncle -  is a Jedi, too doing bad Obi-Wan Kenobi impressions.......just to follow Charles around and annoy him.

 Sean, Lenny and Javier - the three Spider-Men so they can do the Spider-Men pointing meme....just with three Spider-men! Lenny’s back up was Marty McFly, Sean’s back up was Elton John and Javier’s back up was Legolas. Yes, I FIRMLY believe Javier is a “nerd” in the best of ways. 

Jack - wanted to be involved, but remembered he was spiderman last year and the year before that so now he’s decided he’s Batman. He was not allowed to watch the Robert Pattinson film, but he’s watched the Kevin Conroy original Batman the Animated Series and loved it.

Kieran - One of the classic Riddler styles, baby! He loves that Jack is Batman - the same version he grew up with. He tells lame riddles all night which annoys some of the gang members, but Jack has a ton of fun trying to figure them out.

Josiah Trelawny - lost a bet and did not get to pick his outfit. He was horrified until…….it was the ladies who picked it out. They picked out Dr. Stephen Strange.

Tilly, Karen and Mary-Beth - Charlie’s Angels. Mary-Beth wanted it last year and they didn’t do it so she INISTED this year. Note: I l literally do NOT know ANYTHING about Charlie’s Angels except that Farrah Fawcett was extremely famous because of it. If you know how to match characters to their personalities, go ahead!

Susan Grimshaw - Queen of Hearts from Alice in Wonderland. It’s a fun costume with so many different interpretations so she gets to pick what pieces she wants.

Micah - the Joker Heath Ledger version because he likes doing the impressions. He is monitored around Jack. (Oops, didn’t know I had 3 batman characters on here. Sorry, but I think it works!)

Mr. Pearson - Bob’s Burger and people actually like it! 

Reverend Swanson - Gandalf. He has a rivalry with the “Star Wars nerds”, but it’s all in good fun.

Leopold Strauss - doesn’t dress up. He thinks it’s a waste of time. Some of the less festive gang members agree with him. However, he does hand out items like pencils which....is useful at least?

Bill - Freddy Kruger - but does not wear the mask around Jack and his sister. He wants to be able to choose when he’s scary and when he’s not...besides, the Marstons and co would kick his ass. (Jack would probably think it’s cool, though.) (Doing a collage image because watch someone report me for posting a horror costume lol I know people who have been reported for less.)

Rufus -  Jack and Abigail decide Rufus will use his good boyness for good and make up for John’s lack of celebration.

Amelia Marston - My name for Abigail and John’s daughter. Abigail and John want to raise a strong little lady so who better than a feminist icon like Rosie the Riveter? (To those who don’t know, Rosie the Riveter was a World War II propaganda figure who encouraged all women to work outside of the home for the war effort - usually in factories.

[heart-of-gold-outlaw]

Reader, on stage at the saloon in Valentine, wrapped in a glittery cape, back to the audience: "She'll be coming around the mountain when she comes..."

Reader: *turns around*

Reader: "She'll be coming around the mountain when she comes..."

John, to Arthur: "What on earth is Y/N doing up there?"

Arthur: "Ain't got a clue, Marston."

Reader: "She'll be coming around the mountain, she'll be coming 'round the mountain, she'll be coming 'round the mountain when she comes..."

*They drop their cape, revealing a very scandalous costume*

Reader: "She'll be driving six white horses when she comes. She'll be driving six white horses when she comes. She'll be driving six white horses, she'll be driving six white horses, she'll be driving six white horses when she comes."

Arthur and John: 0.0

[javier-is-my-husband]

[12timetraveler]

Arthur roasting John’s inability to swim.