It's so weird to come back to writing, but I'm happy I'm able to do so!
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I think la squadra watching the little kid they took in and basically raised graduate from school would be so adorable, like their baby is all grown up already awwwwwww
Awww I love this so much!!!!😭😭
Anyway so happy to finally get my hands on more requests, because this month was BRUTAL (If I had a dollar every time I cried in uni this month I would have three dollars, which is already embarrassing enough)
La Squadra Reacting To Teen!Reader Graduating
There were no words to describe how happy they were to see you having at least a bit of normality in your life
And that's basically what they wanted you to achieve by being in school
Having friends, studying, going out, and having all the experiences that a normal teenager needs to have
So here you are, a few years later, finally graduating high school
And oh boy the whole squad is IMMENSLY proud
I mean look at you
So grown up
(Pesci cried about it like five times)
Prosciutto was the one who insisted the most on your education, so for him seeing you graduating was really special
He was also the one who helped you to choose the outfit
He probably cared about your appearance more than you did
"You should try on this pair too"
"I've been trying on shoes this whole morning!!"
"Your point?"
"I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WE HAD THIS MANY PAIRS"
Speaking about appearance
Illuso also made sure that you look flawless
This man will not leave you alone
"I can't wait to see your peers's faces when they realise that you look so much better than them"
Also he is the designated cameraman
Everyone unanimously agreed that he takes the best pictures
Formaggio is the type to scream "THAT'S MY KID" when you walk out on the stage
Also claps the loudest
Like oh my god that's my baby on the stage ILLUSOTAKEAPICTURERIGHTNOW
Pesci, as I mentioned before is literally a sobbing mess
No one is trying to stop him tho because everyone feels basically the same
Ghiaccio may not show it in public, but seeing you turning from a child into a confident, smart and just overall an amazing makes him really proud
(He will hug you REALLY tight when nobody sees)
Melone is the second loudest after Formaggio
Turns a bit sentimental and also sheds a tear or two
For Risotto it is such a weird day
He still remembers the day when the squad took you in as a kid and now you're just.. grown up?
Feels a bit bittersweet
Oh and just so you know, after the ceremony you will NOT escape the group photo
Because it turns out everyone suddenly needs your photo in their wallet
But all jokes aside, they are genuinely so happy to see you succeeding in life
I’m writing this right before going to my exam but anyway
Dio x Reader but it’s twilight AU and reader is less gullible
Reader flies from Arizona to Washington to live with their father and meets this blonde weirdo at school who immediately covers his nose when they walk into the classroom
Reader being the curious shit they are, want to know tf his deal is
But even if Dio looks like he wants to avoid reader at all cost, he’s still drawn to them in the weird way
So basically the scene when Edward follows Bella telling her they can’t be friends (Even when Bella wasn’t really trying to befriend him in the first place)
And basically Reader realises that he’s a vampire when Dio lies about fluorescent lights changing his eye colour
-Wait, I’m pretty sure that your eyes were different just moments ago
-..It’s the lights
-..Uh-huh
So when the woods scene rolls out Reader already knows his deal and Dio instead of having the cool “The lion fell in love with the lamb” act has the most awkward moment in his life
-You're impossibly fast, and strong. Your skin is pale white and ice cold. Your eyes change color, and sometimes you speak like--like you're from a different time. You never eat or drink anything. You don't go out in the sunlight… You’re a vampire, right?
I’m writing this right before going to my exam but anyway
Dio x Reader but it’s twilight AU and reader is less gullible
Reader flies from Arizona to Washington to live with their father and meets this blonde weirdo at school who immediately covers his nose when they walk into the classroom
Reader being the curious shit they are, want to know tf his deal is
But even if Dio looks like he wants to avoid reader at all cost, he’s still drawn to them in the weird way
So basically the scene when Edward follows Bella telling her they can’t be friends (Even when Bella wasn’t really trying to befriend him in the first place)
And basically Reader realises that he’s a vampire when Dio lies about fluorescent lights changing his eye colour
-Wait, I’m pretty sure that your eyes were different just moments ago
-..It’s the lights
-..Uh-huh
So when the woods scene rolls out Reader already knows his deal and Dio instead of having the cool “The lion fell in love with the lamb” act has the most awkward moment in his life
-You're impossibly fast, and strong. Your skin is pale white and ice cold. Your eyes change color, and sometimes you speak like--like you're from a different time. You never eat or drink anything. You don't go out in the sunlight… You’re a vampire, right?
la squadra and dramatic child!reader? like formaggio could lightly nudge them out the way and reader would fall down dramatically and hurt themselves for absolutely no reason, i find dramatic people who do stuff like this so hilarious lmao
I apologise for this taking so long I got obsessed with tomodachi life and it was all I could think about for a few weeks
La Squadra x Dramatic Child Reader
It's always hard to have a kid in the house
But you know what's harder?
Having a kid that's overreacting at every situation
AKA Prosciutto's personal Hell
You're the only kid he tolerates, really
And he would do anything for you too
But it would be just a little bit easier if you weren't whining that your cereal weren't the same brand you usually eat at 7 in the morning
"I don't like thoseeee"
"You literally said that those were your favourite cereal last week"
"They're NOT the same"
"Yes they are"
"They are NOT"
He had to buy you the exact brand of cereal later because you wouldn't stop whining about it
And because you said that you won't eat breakfast ever again
But don't worry, Prosciutto doesn't have to suffer through your antics alone
Risotto, in particular, has it worse
Especially because he has to explain to your teachers why you randomly decided to just fall in PE class
"It is the third time this month", he muttered, putting a bandaid on your knee because OF COURSE you scraped it while falling
You just shrugged, "I didn't feel like running today"
There's also your unfounded health scares
Melone has to very patiently explain to you why you physically can't have tuberculosis
"You don't have tuberculosis"
"How are you so sure?"
"...You have a vaccine and one of the symptoms is persistent cough, usually with blood. And you just sneezed"
"Well MAYBE it's the new strain of tuberculosis and I'm the first person to have it", you sighed dramatically, "I can already feel the illness spreading through my body"
Illuso and Formaggio are the only people who got used to it at this point
Illuso once had to pull you away from the scalding pot on the stove
"OW! Why do you have to pull me so hard?"
"Yeah yeah, sorry for saving your life"
And Formaggio had to slightly nudge you away, as he was carrying some heavy boxes
Of course he heard you fall after this
"Hey! Why did you push me? I think I broke my leg from the impact"
"Don't worry, we'll just have to cut it off then", he said nonchalantly
Needless to say that you stood up without any problem right after this sentence
It is easy to scare Pesci though
Because why on earth would you randomly fall off the couch?
You two were watching tv and the next thing he knows, you're already on the floor
"Oh god are you okay? Can you stand? Are you hurt? Do I need to call for help? Do I-"
"I wanted to experience the fall"
"What does that even mean??"
It took a lot of convincing from Prosciutto for him to calm down that day
With Ghiaccio things are bit.. different
In the way that you try not to get on his nerves
Don't get me wrong, this man would take a bullet for you
It's just easier for everyone if you don't irritate him
Being a collector and a fan of Minthara and Gortash is not for the weak💔💔
I like buying merch of my favs but considering there’s nothing (not even funkopops) all I have is a pfp of Gortash on my ps app and a weird-looking plushie of Minthara
