#joke hcs

[maxsaww]

uh oh charlie is making 🐍 genshin roblox hcs again 🐍 everyone run

diluc and kaeya absolutely fucking BRAWL on sword fight on the heights. it is not a game. they will fucking slaughter eachother on sword fight on the heights.

diona cried for like 5 hours when she found out brick bronze was shut down. klee tried to kill david bazucki.

childe buys admin in every game he can and just sits there slaughtering kids for hours

kazuha has the any% wr record for speed run 2 on speedrun.com

chongyun has no idea how to play roblox. his account sits there inactive and hes a brunette hair. xingqiu forces him to play shitty simulators sometimes.

jean is a moderator on a warrior cats roleplay game

[wainwrightjakobshammerlock]

troy is an unironic underfell fan who kins fell!sans

[makaioujiimagines]

Okay but some joke hcs about Michael? I love you admin, you're such a cutie!

I love you too! (●´艸`) You’re cute too, sweetie! (♡´艸`)

♥ He thinks to himself how humans became this sinful.

♥ He sees himself in a fanfiction and he flusters and washes himself with holy water.

♥ That one friend who would step on you when he gets mad

♥ He sometimes thinks why he always gets the hard duties

♥ “Michael, what underwear do you wear?” “Why would you want to know?” “do you not wear anything?” “…” “boxers? panties” cue he disappears.

♥ He’s totally done with the human race and he wants to find someone who’s pure and free of sin. He wants to find a single person just to trust humanity again.

♥ Probably the friend who is confused by mobile games.

♥ When he first holds a phone, he’s just searching for things. Do not let him play Flappy Bird.

♥ Sometimes have some deep regrets and he won’t admit it.

♥ ALSO DESERVED BETTER. 

[makaioujiimagines]

Camio Joke HCs

As requested, I’ll do some Camio Joke Headcanons!

♥ He might be quiet but sometimes he’s just thinking too much.

♥ The most unexpected one from all characters. You’ll never know what he sends you. A text? Is it important? Wait why does it have a link... Guess who just got rick rolled. You did.

♥ In that perfect and sweet boy inside of him, he’s someone who has something up his sleeves. Be ready.

♥ He has never spat out his tea, but he has choked on tea when he gets surprised.

♥ He will ban you if you do anything bad, don’t try it.

♥ “Do not talk to Maria, John Dee or my house ever again.”

♥ Can be the sweetest person alive or be the “I won’t hesitate bitch” meme when you do something bad against him too.

♥ Do not give him anything remotely bitter, if you force him to eat it, it’ll be going down someone else’s throat.

♥ He uses reverse psychology against people. “Don’t look under here.” They look under it. “Don’t go.” They go. He’s a clever, clever boy.

♥ ALSO DESERVES THE BEST.