Jul 26, 2025
jomitri my beloved... they r everything to me... dmitri the lemon belongs to @fantrollz !
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jomitri my beloved... they r everything to me... dmitri the lemon belongs to @fantrollz !
smth about frail and weak men man… (yeller dmitri is @fantrollz and bronze cowboy is joware :3)
still ship it so fucking hard man
for herbertwest, here’s the domesticity meme with Jomitri
big spoon/little spoon: Now this could go either way, considering i don’t see Dmitri as that cuddly of a sleeper, but i can also picture him throwing a bitch fit over NOT being the big spoon.
favorite non-sexual activity: hmmm....winter sporting, long romantic motorcylce rides through the countryside....sparring.
who uses all the hot water: DMITRI. Full stop.
most trivial thing they fight over: i feel like Jopling wouldn't flat out argue with Dmitri. I think it's more along the lines of Dmitri angrily ranting at Jopling about the tiniest shit until he runs out of steam.
who does most of the cleaning: Jopling.
what has a season pass on their dvr/who controls the netflix queue: HmmmmmMMmmMm this is tough. Jopling is the one to actually organize the netflix queue, but i can't honestly think of what would get a season pass on their DVR. Is Dark Matters still airing? If so, that one definietly.
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working: Jopling the first time around. If matters are not dealt with immediately, however, you can bet your life any calls after that will be made by Dmitri. and they will be VICIOUS.
who steals the blankets: Dmitri, giant five year-old that he is.
who leaves their stuff around: Dmitri.
who remembers to buy the milk: JOPLING.
who remembers anniversaries: Again, Jopling. Which isn't to say Dmitri doesn't remember, Jopling's just better with dates and the such.
who cooks normally?: that role ABSOLUTELY goes to Jopling.
how often do they fight?: verbally, not too often. physically....probably more often.
what do they do when they’re away from each other?: Dmitri paces his giant empty mansion and quietly panics at the thought of what could be happening. Jopling....Jopling is pretty single minded when it comes to missions, so he's not thinking about Dmitri NEARLY as much. Not that Dmitri will ever admit it.
nicknames for each other?: i'm going to just go ahead and agree with you and say Jopling calls Dmitri his "Illustrious Highness"
who is more likely to pay for dinner?: Dmitri. Dude's got cash out the wazoo, he pays for EVERYTHING.
what would they get each other for gifts?: Fancy handcarved knives, fine aged hard liquer....ammunition probably. This goes both ways.
who kissed who first?: Jopling kissed Dmitri first, i will fight over this.
who remembers things?: Jopling. Again, he's just better at remember the little things.
who started the relationship?: Dmitri, definitely
who cusses more?: Dmitri, simply because he talks more.
what would they do if the other one was hurt?: The answer is more or less the same for both: blind unstoppable rage at whatever harmed the other, followed by panic and probably cuddles after the threats been neutralized.
Hi I'm way behind on everything right now so here are some from the ask meme from the other day. ☯ for Jopling, ☮ for Jomitri, and ♦ for Dmitri
☯ for Jopling: He kinda enjoys Mendl’s or any sweet things for that matter, which is one more reasons for Dmitri to tease him.
☮ for Jomitri: In Modern day AU! Dmitri is a fan of some sport so he tends to watch it on TV and take Jopling with him. Jopling is indifferent to sports, but he enjoys watching Dmitri being passionate about stuff.
♦ for Dmitri: He reads the whole lot, so ocassionaly he’ll just fall asleep in armchair only to awake in the middle of the night to find himself tucked in, with a pillow under his head (brought by Jopling).
Modern day AU, where Dmitri plays horror video games with Jopling.
+Both of them yelping and clutching each other at some jump-scare, and then spending the rest of evening in a proud denial.
Me, writing fic in sketchbook: Mom, I'm killing a person!
Mom: And you have such bliss written on your face, as if you are helping two lovers get together...
Me: It's kinda of a premise of a fic... But to get those two together there must be KILLING.