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lovemedifferentmp3

Feb 14, 2023

Gossip Girl Appreciation Week | Day 2: A Favorite Dynamic

A fic to celebrate the van der Humphrey kids! biological and honorary!

shoutout to @blairwaldcrf for the textfic idea <3

Transcript below the cut

First Image:

Nate (sender): attention jeeves

Jenny from the block (Jenny): what did you just call me

Nate: Dan and I need you guys to settle a debate

Punkin Butt (Dan): Oh god

Punkin Butt: I would like to preemptively apologize

S! 🌼 (Serena): yesssss I am ready go on

Nate: Daniel R Humphrey, my betrothed, the love of my life, believes that pineapple, fruit of the gods, the most delicious of the fruits, should not be on pizza

Second Image:

B! 🐝 (Blair): …

B! 🐝: You’re kidding, right?

Nate: that’s what I’m saying!!!

B! 🐝: No, Nate, I mean: that is what you’re arguing about?

B! 🐝: Because obviously, the answer is no. It does not belong.

Punkin Butt: AHA!

Jenny from the block: yeah nate wtf is wrong with you

Third Image:

Jenny from the block: pineapple alone: yes.

Jenny from the block: pineapple on pizza: SACRILEGE.

Jenny from the block: DISGUSTANG

V! (Vanessa): some things are sacred.

V!: proper pizza topping is one of them

Jenny from the block: wow trying so hard not to make a joke about “topping”

Punkin Butt: please don’t

Eric RHODES: ^^^

Eric RHODES: and re: the pizza question: sorry, nate.

Fourth Image:

Eric RHODES: it just doesn’t taste that good to me

V!: yeah the sweetness from the tomato sauce combined with the super sweetness of the fruit…it’s just too much

Nate: no no no V, that’s why you pair it with pepperoni

Punkin Butt: absolutely not

Nate: because the spice of the meat offsets the sweetness perfectly

Punkin Butt: you are sleeping on the couch tonight

Jenny from the block: harshhhhh

Fifth Image

Jenny from the block: but fair tbh

Jonathan: I…I kinda like it actually

Jenny from the block: JONATHAN NO

S! 🌼: it’s ok jonathan we still love you

S! 🌼: natie though…

Nate: wow.

Nate: I am feeling so attacked right now

B! 🐝: You brought this on yourself, darling.

Nate: okay but consider this

Sixth Image:

Nate: how many of you have actually TRIED it though? Instead of just writing it off as gross

Nate: because of some preconceived idea of what pizza “should” be.

Nate: let go of principle. Open yourselves up to joy. To enjoying deliciousness.

V!: Well fuck

V!: you’ve convinced me.

S! 🌼: srsly V’s literally scrolling through grubhub now

Punkin Butt: Oy.

Seventh Image:

Nate: VINDICATED

B! 🐝: Well not here. J and I are making perfectly sensible croque monsieur.

Jenny from the block: yeah like true ex-patriots <3

Jonathan: wbu Dan? Are you convinced?

Punkin Butt: we’re doing separate orders

Eric RHODES: now that’s true love.

Jenny from the block: it’s easy enough when you bag the richest boy in new york

Eighth Image:

Punkin Butt: hey

Punkin Butt: fuck you

Jenny from the block: ;)

Nate: he takes my fortune I take his name. Fair trade.

S! 🌼: awwwwwww

B! 🐝: ugh.

Jenny from the block: gross

Ninth Image:

Eric RHODES: aw come on Dan don’t make him sleep on the couch

Nate: beep beep sorry line busy try again later

V!: STOP

#long post #gossip girl #ggaw23 #nate archibald #dan humphrey #jenny humphrey #serena van der woodsen #blair waldorf #vanessa abrams #eric van der woodsen #jonathan whitney #dan x nate #serenessa #blenny #eric x jonathan #liz's ficz #sorry for the small text I could not for the LIFE of me find a text generator that did group messages #but I added the transcript for your benefit #featuring: the stupid nicknames nate gives to all his people in his contacts <3 #I’ll cross post to ao3 later when I have the spoons to embed images ♥️♥️♥️

kentucky-fried-thea

Aug 27, 2022

we found him. the first one.

#gossip girl #Jonathan whitney #matt doyle

guiltypleasuresminustheguilt

Feb 24, 2019

"You've become a totally different person and as a result, so have I. Apparently I became someone that Jonathan no longer wanted to be with, and for that I blame you." - Eric to Jenny.

Except it's not her fault, your choices are your own. For instance when Jonathan tells you he doesn't like this person you're becoming (scheming and plotting) and ends things, rather than try to win him back/start acting like your old self again, you double down and go even further with the plots/schemes proving that Jonathan was right about you, you're even worse now. This is on you Eric. How Jenny acts is on her.

#gossip girl #gg #eric van der woodsen #jenny humphrey #jonathan whitney #schemes #plots #shitty attitude and shitty response to criticism

astoldbyblair

Sep 4, 2017

Gossip Girl (2007-2012)

Season 3 Episode 9 - They Shoot Humphreys, Don’t They? (2009)

#Not Blair #Season 3 #2000s #2009 #Eric van der Woodsen #connor paolo #Jonathan Whitney #Matt Doyle #Alison Maclean

fritextramole

Jun 13, 2023

heartbroken we didn't see him 💔💔💔

#gg #gossip girl #eric van der woodsen #jonathan whitney