#ju yang

[schrodingers-monster]

Mu Qing, frequently and unprompted: Feng Xin has a giant penis! (derogatory)

[airplanecrashingtowardstheground]

feng xin going from hearing the typical martial god prayers to having all sorts of smut beamed into his brain practically overnight is fucking hilarious

[meiniilh]

One of my friends loves reciting poetry about my other friend's dick, and I don't know whether to laugh or cry about it.

[razdazberry]

Temple of Nan Ju Yang

My favorite hc is that Mu Qing is somehow responsible for Ju Yang or at least teases Feng Xin relentlessly for it. What’s your favorite Ju Yang origin hc?

[disgracefulthings]

Feng Xin growls

Mu Qing: What is it?

Feng Xin: I keep getting this prayer for 'Ju Yang' and- STOP LAUGHING!

Mu Qing, chuckling: Shouldn't you be used to them by now?

Feng Xin: That's the thing, this one is... unusual

Meanwhile

Shen Qingqiu: I beg of you Ju Yang, if it's in your power...

Shen Qingqiu, crying: Please make my husband's dick smaller!

[happypeachsludgeflower]

The concept of Feng Xin being a sex god is hilarious. This man has slept with only one woman in 800 years and probably not even that often considering the circumstances of that particular disaster. But a random emperor dude made the equivalent of a xianxia typo and no one wanted to correct him, so now the entire world knows him as Tremendous Masculinity and prays to him for better sex.

[mocsing-yaps]

No way on dianxia's green earth is Pei Ming cishet full time. First of all, he has to have at least 2 PhDs on the history and complexities of lesbianism to even qualify as a love god and second, who else would the sapphics pray to about their problems? Ju Yang? What could general shwing-shlong do for them? Nothing, that's what.

[the-deal-breaker]

TGCF idols/ Zombie Stage

I had this old TGCF idol au. And after watching Zombe stage I decided Feng xin during his Ju yang era would be prefect for this lol.

Small au break down.

Original the xianle trio were part of an idol group together which kinda completely fell apart. Feng xin went into a little bit of a depression. You know he whole break up, being told he's useless and don't bother to follow me. Anyway durring this small depressive perido he would agree to any work his manger told him, which made his image rather sexualised dispite not going anything too bad. Anyway in the normal au he eventually gets better.

In this au he's stuck in that time and got turned durring it!