…okay but imagine the whiplash Xiang Fei probably felt when he found out Peerless Cucumber is Shen Yuan, CEO of Shen Tech (or some other company name idk I just threw their name on something fancy sounding) which might be infinitely funnier then if he’d been a neet shut in like we’ve all been headcanoning. Like, no, he’s not just the third son of a rich family that lives off his parent’s money and does nothing but read shitty web novels. This man is running the entire company while his parents live off him. AND HE’S LEAVING LONG WINDED HATE MAIL ON XIANG FEI’S PORNO.










