I got that shrimp gender

[schrodingers-monster]

[depsidase]

[schrodingers-monster]

Yin Hanjiang is soooo funny he cares about one (1) person and that’s IT (￣^￣)

[schrodingers-monster]

like.

“In Yin Hanjiang’s eyes, there was only Wen Renhe who should be protected. He doesn’t find any value in his own or others’ life. So for Wen Renhe’s sake, he is ready to offer not just his own life but also that of the living beings in the entire world.” < Direct quote from the novel

[schrodingers-monster]

Yin Hanjiang is soooo funny he cares about one (1) person and that’s IT (￣^￣)

[hushbats]

It's so funny to me that there are people out there who watch the anime and vehemently claim that Shuggy are just brothers and the ship is incest.

Now, I don't know about you, but I've never been so obsessed with my brother and pined after him so hard that when I look down into my cup of sake, I see him reflected back at me. (It was their breakup on top of that! Are you for real?!) That's not how brothers act. Lovers, on the other hand, do.

I'm a little concerned that Shuggy antis, who watch the anime and think the Shanks/Buggy relationship is brotherly, might actually have weird-ass relationships with their own siblings and not even know it 🫢

[schrodingers-monster]

see I’m always of two minds about this. On the one hand over emphasis of romantic bonds being more important or valuable over any other types of relationships in our society is occurs and has seriously harmed a lot of people who could be reaching out to their loved ones more but don’t because that’s "not what friends do” or “too much” not to mention the amanormativity.

on the other hand, these people want it not to be gay so so badly. Sometimes yes the people saying this are in fact not homophobic or against queer relationships or even queer themselves that being said the vast majority of the time you see this sort of sentiment it’s usually stemming from “ew gay” or “why do you have to make everything gay” which is sometimes phrased as why can’t you just guys be friends and it can be hard to tell the difference if you don’t know anything about the person it’s coming from.

TLDR: while it is entirely possible to read their bond as platonic without mischaracterizing them, most of the people who insist so hard that it’s platonic are coming from a place of homophobia whether they realize it or not

[pink-vacancy]

˖⁺‧₊⟡₊˚⊹

[doubleca5t]

[d0gg-rr4tt3zz]

> natural

[schrodingers-monster]

as someone who used to have big naturals on a frame similar to that im telling u those are infact real. while this body type is far from common it is in fact possible. Those are not moving like fake boobs. That is not how fake boobs move. That is how natural boobs move. And in case you’re wondering how they aren’t spilling out, the answer is fashion tape. Very very strong fashion tape.

[schrodingers-monster]

reminder that if you like s/t/e/v/e/n u/n/v/e/r/s/e every single character from killing stalking hates you

[wepashi22]

killin it girl! by jhope (ft. nami & sanji ^_^)

[frolicking-cat]

name a more iconic duo than a twink and a redhead

[schrodingers-monster]

I. I dont think u know what a twink is

[schrodingers-monster]

that convo between Han Yoohyun and Sung Hyunjae at SHJ’s after Han Yoojin goes into his mind to recover his memory is basically just

SHJ: your brother doesn’t love me (bragging)

HYH: *seething with jealousy*

And I think that’s hilarious

[fakecinderellaboyplottwists]

Plot twist:

Diane is, in fact, Grandpa Ralph, who has two personalities.

...

[schrodingers-monster]

he would not have time to do All Of That x2 when would he sleep?!!

plot twist squared he’s not human and doesn’t have to sleep because reasons related to ex Librus

[milkbreadtoast]

Not to pit 2 queens against each other, there's no point in this poll at all, but just for funsies...🫣🤭

Who did the homoerotic choking scene better

joongdok (orv)

HJYJ (msch)

Voting ended onJul 29, 2025

(edit: added more pics to refresh on the scenes😮‍💨)

bonus:

(can they stop actually... 😭😭😭 ENOUGH-

[sclassreader]

Gonna be toxic because I know for a fact if ORV wins it’s out of popularity and not homoeroticism. Notice how there’s at least three different scenes of HJYJ from My S-Class Hunters choking, but there’s only one from ORV. You can’t even say quality over quantity because look at them. Look. That blond guy WANTS that twink. “But Yoo Joonghyuk wants Kim Dokja too!” I know that guy’s Gay Yearner Pro Max, but we’re talking about homoeroticism, not homosadness. Vote for HJYJ. Whatever they’re doing right now I guarantee you it’s 100x worse in the novel.

[gobwinning]

"i know [yoo joonghyuk] is gay yearner pro max, but we're talking about homoeroticism, not homosadness." 😭😭😭

[schrodingers-monster]

also yoo joonghyuk hasnt really began to be obsessed with kim dokja yet there. that is literally their first meeting (technically. depending on how you look at it. THAT HE KNOWS OF OK)

Also. Chains.

i rest my case (￣^￣)

[transhuman-priestess]

one cock ring to rule them all

[schrodingers-monster]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/36568624

[fruitybowl]

I just wanna know how the hell Linda gave birth to this thing

[adhdoofenshmirtz]

Triangl vaguna

[schrodingers-monster]

one point of triangle mostly nose+noses mostly made of cartilage=squish squish bish

[moringmark]

[schrodingers-monster]

easy solution, they just fly cultivation style

[schrodingers-monster]

JOE. JOE. JOE. what the fresh flying fuck is wrong with your wheels?!

how the fuck is he skating on those things

[mechazushi]

(finally, I can put that one random middle school hyperfixation I had to good use)

Okay, I could be very wrong and a part if me thinks that these specific types of wheels I'm about to show did show up in a different scene later in the season, but I think those wheels are supposed to look like a modified version of these ⬇️

Yes, they are vaguely square looking and are weird but their construction is specifically designed for an easier, smoother ride over "rougher" urban terrain (like you're not going to get bothered as much is you happen to hit small rocks)

Obviously you can put them on any board, but the intended audience is longboard users who live near shitty roads or something.

I mean, we can say they look like cherry blossoms till we're blue in the face, but I'm over hear thinking he had to go somewhere and hunt down a guy who could make usable off-road longboard wheels and had them custom shaped to be cherry blossoms.

Which leads me to wonder if Reki made them.

[schrodingers-monster]

me whenever Adam opends his damn mouth:

[schrodingers-monster]

JOE. JOE. JOE. what the fresh flying fuck is wrong with your wheels?!

how the fuck is he skating on those things