#juice anon

[ultrakill-confessions]

I truly cannot bring myself to believe that v1 (or any of the machines really) are evil or monstrous. I say this because it’s literally just not their fault in the slightest. They are creations of man and their cruel nature is more indicative of humanity’s cruelty than that of the machine imo. Now they are abandoned and simply running off of survival instincts because that is all they’ve ever known. I know I’m stating the obvious but idk I love ultrakills lore and story and I just wanted to express this into words or wtv

-juice anon

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[starheirxero]

THEY MADE A NEW LUNAR AND EARTH?????????????

- JUICE anon

THEY DID

This 👇 is what the new Earth and Lunar on neo-tlaes look like! Earth is still voices by Kat but Lunar is now voiced by Davis instead!

They straight up "rebranded" tlaes into... tlaes. like, it wasn't even the femme "luna and earth" like I theorized. It's liiiiterally just a new Lunar and Earth Show DHKSNDKDJF

[my-silly-crk-au-askblog]

*Leaves a jug of water and tray of Juices outside the Door on a table with a variety of Snacks and quietly slips a piece of paper to let the occupants know without disturbing them. Double checking their list of Shadow Milk and Pure Vanilla's Intolerances/Dislikes/Allergies(?).*

"There! Now, let's give them some piece! Who wants to hang out with everyone else for a while!!!"

Hello Eve-Ry-Body! Who wants to get all our Chores done so we can have some fun To-Night!

(For Simplicities sake refer to be as 🧃Juice Anon, I do not believe that is taken yet.)

He found the snackies

[nkhrchuwuya]

what if i crochet a froggy hat for chuuya 🤭🤔😳 -juice anon

he will wear it around the house and let you take a billion pictures that's what!! man i'd love to see chuuya in a froggy hat 🥺

i feel like initially he'll laugh and scoff at it a bit (nearly out of instinct) but when he sees you'd taken it negatively he'll backtrack so hard like "no no no i really like it it just looks funny look!!" and he puts it on and it just looks adorable at him that you can't even get mad anymore hahaha

[lin-nin]

guys hear me out here,,,

having a picnic with Phil and the kids (tm) and just watching them mess around while you rest your head on Phil’s shoulder smiling bc those are your idiots and just :’)))

- 🧃 anon

PLSSSSS I AM GOING TO CRY???? I WOULD LOVE A PICNIC WITH HIM....IMAGINE ITS WHEN TOMMY AND ALL ARE YOUNGER AND THEYRE JUST PLAY FIGHTING WITH STICKS AND ITS JUST REALLY CUTE

[my-silly-crk-au-askblog]

*Ahem* Shadow Milk.. it's your body so it's your choice but these teas (Shows SMilk the Tray of teabags and the kettle of hot water along with items to add to said teas) help reduce the likelihood of Pregnancy, I don't know if it works with Yoghurt Drakes.

Again this is completely up to you and in no way, shape or form do you need to feel forced into having them but everyone deserves the option if they want to have it, feel free to literally throw them away or ignore the teabags.

It may not even work but as I said, this is your body, your choice.

- 🧃Juice Anon.

[my-silly-crk-au-askblog]

Hey Pure Vanilla! I have a question.

Do you like Tarot and stuff since you were Fortune Teller Cookie for a time during that and you just had a lotta tarot themes so I'm just wondering if it's a side hobby that you do for personal enjoyment?

- 🧃Juice Anon

[starheirxero]

it would be fucking hilarious if eclipse was scared of bugs actually. i want that to be a thing so fucking bad

- JUICE anon

RIGHTTTT???? It woukd genuinely be the best thing ever to me. Tsams team if you hear me please have Eclipse think he sees a bug and start throwing hands with a speck of dust in front of someone please it'd be so funny 🙏