Stormlight Characters! Shallan and Jasnah are dating! How do you react?
We’ve already imagined reactions to Shallan/Kaladin and Kaladin/Adolin. Let’s continue the series (?) by considering how people might react if Shallan started dating Jasnah!
Adolin: Is it odd for me to lose Shallan to the person who arranged my engagement to Shallan in the first place?
Adolin: Yes, a little!
Adolin: But, I mean, it’s Jasnah. Who can blame her, really?
Navani: That engagement was originally intended as a way to bind Shallan to the Kholin house.
Navani: Ah, Jasnah. Always deciding to just do things herself.
Balat: And to think this all started because we sent you to steal that Soulcaster, Small One.
Wikim: Love is a strange thing!
Jushu (muttering): Especially in our family.
Veil: I-I was kidding about only liking dumb women, of course! I am thrilled and not at all intimidated!
Radiant: As someone vaguely modeled after Jasnah, I feel very happy for Shallan!
Radiant: What was once but a splinter personality with slighter larger boobs is now Shallan’s reality!
Dalinar: I remember when Shallan suggested that Jasnah be made queen.
Dalinar: And now Shallan is dating the queen.
Dalinar: I won’t dwell on it.
Kabsal: Wow. So, I REALLY read that situation wrong!
Amaram: OHHHH... so THAT’S why Jasnah was never interested in me!
Amaram: I am so happy it was just that and no other reason!
Amaram: Why is everyone looking at me like that?!
Elhokar: Shallan was very brave during the mission to Kholinar, and she’s a Lightweaver just like I almost was!
Elhokar: I bet she’s WAY more trustworthy than my wife was!
Ivory: Surprise is.
Ivory: Jasnah is logical. Shallan is...not.
Pattern: Mmmm...humans say opposites attract.
Pattern: But by that, they mean people with a notable differences in personalities and not things that are actually opposites at all!
Pattern: Mmm...delicious human lies...
Ivory: ...
Ivory: Jasnah’s partners...why must they always be Lightweavers?
Hoid: Of course, as an immortal, I am used to my relationships having expiration dates!
Hoid: So I am totally fine with Jasnah leaving me for Shallan!
Design: More depression noodles?
Hoid: YES PLEASE















