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don’t get me wrong, I love the TMA transcripts. they’re brilliant, useful, and at times absolutely hilarious. it’s just.

every time I see them spell his name as John with an ‘h’ I am violently reminded of straight TMA and sustain severe psychic damage.

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wait wait wait wait wait. if there’s a cat domain, then is there a goose domain too??

it’s a lovely day in the eyepocalypse, and you are a horrible goose

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ok so I know this is wildly unsupported by canon but. I got the thought in my head and it Will Not Leave Me Alone. SO!

concept: super forgetful Elias

imagine Elias just knowing so much about everything that exists ever and it's so much information and so much more important than other things, so he’s actually really forgetful about other things. i.e. he never knows where any little things are in his apartment or whether he’s done certain tasks yet and stuff like that. like,,, the apocalypse is a pretty important thing to think about. why would something little like whether you’ve gone grocery shopping recently or fed the fish dinner yet?

so he's basically like, calling Peter every two seconds like "hey where did you put the cinnamon" or “question: why is my underwear on top of the tv" ("answer: you got distracted Seeing Jon do something stupid again and put them down there while you were folding laundry you short evil dipshit")

"where is the extra toilet paper you bought the other day? it isn't in the usual cabinet" "hm let's see now where did I leave the kazoo I play to drown out Tim whenever he says something angsty" "oh gosh diddly darn it I've lost my murder pipe again"

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lawd I took a “which TMA character are you” quiz and got Gerry then I went and took a “which TMA character would fall in love with you” quiz and got Jon and if that doesn’t mean that JonGerry is the most validest thing ever then I don’t know what does

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so are we gonna talk about how the song “Barbie Girl” is obviously a ploy by the Stranger to normalize and even romanticize having your skin taken by evil circus clowns?? or???

c’mon like. babe it’s literally right there in the lyrics “life is plastic / it’s fantastic” can’t you see or have you already fallen prey to Nikola Orsinov’s dastardly ways?!?!

like,,, come on wake up sheeple the truth is right in front of your face

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sorry not sorry for saying this but Zolf Smith is a better sea dad than Peter Lukas y’all just thirsty

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wAIT SO THE IMPLICATION OF US HEARING THE PODCAST IS THAT WE’RE LISTENING TO THE TAPES. WE’RE THE “ANYONE” BASIRA’S REFERRING TO WHEN SHE SAYS “IF ANYONE’S LISTENING”. THEIR PLAN WORKED. THE FEARS ARE NOW IN THIS WORLD

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tonight’s cursèd thought: Elias singing “Girls Just Wanna Have Fun” as he takes over the world and jumpstarts the apocalypse—y’know, like the girlboss he is