wrong send • bang chan (I)
pair: bang chan x reader
genre: college au, friends to lovers, fake dating, fluff, suggestive no smut tho uwu, a little angst, bullet point scenario
warnings: suggestive it’s just making out sjabdka
“In which Y/n was supposed to send her best friend, Lee Minho, a porn link for scientific purposes but accidentally sent it to her neighbor, Bang Chan.”
masterlist (a/n: sike ya bitch I’m too excited to wait for 6 pm so here you go hnng gotta cut it halfway bc tumblr can’t handle this masterpiece hnnghgn anyway sorry this took too long ive been procrastinating and i still had irremediable and unforeseen to deal with hhnghgn but pls don’t be afraid to request huehuehue and im sorry if my style of writing in bullet point format is similar to some writers hgnfhgng i’ve read some of these types of writing and it stuck with me so im very sorry :((( )
taglist: @cahtastrophie @anxietyishell
PART II
you and minho were close
you grew up together
learned to walk together
bath together when you were babies of course :))
bully and judge people together
basically everything
you studied in the same school and were inseparable since birth
it was like two puzzle together
when you need help with love minho is there to watch over you he scares all of them but u dont need to know that oof
when minho’s in trouble you’re there for him even if it’s bailing him out of jail dont ask why
you even watch porn together ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
but that’s all platonic!!!
the two of you tried dating and were each other’s first kiss
but it didn’t really work out for the both of you
it was too awkward
so you decided that you were better off as friends
but that didn’t stop the two of you to be close huehuehue
y’all still cuddle like kids and personal space never existed between the two of you
that stayed until college
everyone legit thought the two of you were dating but—
“me and minho??”, “me and y/n??”
and you’d both send each other a playful glare
“ew no”
so when minho asked you to send him some link to a gay porn website
you didn’t even bat an eye
so here you are
about to send some porn link for minho’s entertainment and prob for his minho junior ;)))
“here’s the link you bitch”
and there you go
but what weirded u out tho is when minho didn’t reply immediately
he’s always fast when it comes to your texts or calls
but then you thought maybe he couldn’t wait anymore and is busy fucking or whatever
so imagine your shock when u received a text with multiple question marks
“?????????”
“hello to you too but what is this for?”
it was bang chan
bang motherfucking chan
The Bang Chan™
the one with grades higher than your height
the athlete who joins a lot of sports but eats like he hasn’t for weeks
the one who sits in front of you and asks for pencils every now and then
and has more girls than you have friends
“is this porn?”
“oh wait”
“it is porn”
you threw your phone away from you, burying your face on the pillow to sulk in embarrassment
out of all people it just had to be him ๐·°(৹˃̵﹏˂̵৹)°·๐
your phone rang with the ring tone minho had set for himself let’s all assume it’s a sexy song
“hoe where’s the link”
“i think i did something terrible”
“wouldn’t be your first time lmao but what is it??”
“i accidentally sent it to someone else….”
“…..”
“….”
“…”
“..”
“how and who the hell did u sent it to?”
“bang chan…”
“whomst-hAHAHAHHNGDBJ ISN’T THAT YOUR NEIGHBOR??”
“DON’T LAUGH A ME U BITCH ;’((("
“I CAN’T NOT HUHAHAHA”
you whine while he wheezes at your misery
“just tell him it’s not for him and apologize u big baby”
“but that’s just embarrassing” o(╥﹏╥)o
“do you really want him to think that it’s for him and you’re trying to make him hard and seduce him?? what makes it worse is that it’s gay porn”
“nO”
“tHEN DO SOMETHING”
so that’s how you find yourself standing in front of the door of the apartment across yours
with shaky hands you knock on the door
it opens to reveal bang chan himself in his shirtless glory- Σ(゜ロ゜;)
…..
(╬⁽⁽ ⁰ ⁾⁾ Д ⁽⁽ ⁰ ⁾⁾) !!!!!!!
sHiRtLEsS?????
suddenly, you don’t know how to breathe don’t we all tho
hngkdb mfucking bitch has defined abs how can you function normally
how is this man comfortable with showing his abs to random people???
it doesn’t help that he still has little droplets of water on his body
“hi?”
you yelp, literally, and that caused a small chuckle from chan at your cute reaction but!!!
HiS cHuCKle sOuNdED !!!!
you pinch your wrist to wake yourself up and maybe stop yourself from staring at his torso
now is not the time y/n!! (ﾉಥ益ಥ）ﾉ
“um- I’m- hi….”
“hi there” he smiles his dimpled smile and —*inhales*
your heart went !!!!
it took you a lot to compose yourself before you squish his cheeks in your hands
nO Y/N !!!
cOnTRol YOuRSeLf !!!
“soooo”
“huh?”
“come inside for a bit” he grins at your confused look and opened his door wider
what
wHaT?
reluctantly, you follow him inside his apartment. you weren’t surprised when u saw the mess inside, it was a small space but it wasn’t too small
what surprised you tho
there were pieces of female clothes on the floor and bed
Σ(‘◉⌓◉’)
you were confused for a moment before you finally undersstood the situation and that those clothes where female clothing
fEMALE
nOT HIS
“channie who was that?”
your head whip to the bathroom door to stare at the girl is your neck ok y/n?
her eyes were wide
like
wIDe
like this O - O
and she looks scared :00
“a-are you chan’s s/o?” she gulps before scurrying to gather her things and run pass you muttering apologies and out the door she went
s/O????
you didn’t even have time to explain that you weren’t !!!
she just ran pass you !!!!
and wasn’t that mina?!?!
like The Mina™ who gets all boys huehue
“I’m sorry about her”
you hear chan sigh, now wearing a shirt
which was great bc if he stayed shirtless you might not be able to speak normally bold of u to assume that you can speak even if he’s fully clothed hhghghng
“she really think that these hook ups we have has a meaning”
hookups?
you shook your head, mumbling about how it doesn’t really mind you which is a big fucking lie
wHAT IF MINA GOSSIPS TO HER FRIENDS THAT YOU WERE CHAN’S S/O???
if anything she may already have broadcasted it to the whole campus
“sooo why did you came here??”
chan settled on his bed with a cute curious look on his face
just then did you remembered
yOU SEND HIM A GAY PORN LINK
suddenly you’re back to phase one
you keep opening and shutting your mouth from nervousness lIKE HELLO??? HOW??? ARE YOU??? SUPPOSED TO BE CALM???
aND IT’S CHAN SO???
DON’T!!! BLAME!!! Y/N!!!
“i-t’s about t-the… link-”
chan chuckles and nods his head ”yeah i saw it”
sAW IT?!?!
aS iN hE wATcHeD tHe vIdEO!?!?!
!!!!
chan must’ve noticed the look on your face and laughed his beautiful laugh and you felt your heart is being crushed !!!!
“no not like that! i meant that i received it yes”
oh
oHh
stupid you
why would chan even watch it if he knows that it’s porn hhnghg maybe he did watched it ;)))
you played with the hem of your shirt. eyes casted down from embarrassment smh how many times are you going to embarrass yourself y/n hhhnghn
“p-please forget about the link”
“oh??” chan tilted his head in confusion still with his mfuckin smile
“i-it wasn’t supposed to be sent for you!!! i’m really sorry for calling you bitch too…”
chan was shookt when you bowed 360 degrees and repeatedly apologizing
so being the kind person he is he took a hold of your shoulders with a cute smile
cHAN STOP MAKING CUTE FACES !!! Y/N IS DEAD !!!
AND HE’S TOO CLOSE FOR COMFOT HHNGHNY/N ARE YOU STILL ALIVE???
HANG IN THERE SWEETY
“it’s alright, i don’t mind but…”
but???
“does your boyfriend know???”
?????
“boyfriend?? i’m sorry but i don’t-”
“isn’t minho your boyfriend? y’know the dance major? i’m pretty sure the link is for him, right?”
o-O!!?
he thought you and minho??? are??? dating???
“um n-no we’re not! i mean we’re close but that’s it!”
chan released a relieved sigh and his smile came back
bUT?? HE’S STILL TOO CLOSE?? AND HIS BREATHING HITS YOUR BURNING CHEEKS??
“that’s good, I really thought I was going to have to face him”
he lets out a breathy laugh before letting go you secretly miss his touch and heading for his kitchen
“do you want to eat before going ahead? i mean you’re literally just across my front door so??”
well who are you to say no to that :’))
even if it’s possible that he can murder you rn but chan?? hurt someone??
yeah keep telling that to yourself :’))
what you didn’t expect tho was for the two of you to hit it off ( ´ ▽ ` )ﾉ
the two of you have so many things to talk about and it was never awkward and chan was literally listening to whatever bs you were rambling about
and he has such a soft look on his face when he listens to you uwu ɾ⚈▿⚈ɹ
but it wasn’t long before you have to get going bc it’s a school day tomorrow
BUT THAT’S OK !!!
BC THE SECOND U OPENED YOUR DOOR TO HEAD TO COLLEGE HE OPENED HIS WITH A CUTE MORNING SMILE
y’all walk to college together with small talks and he walk you to your first class uwu (▰˘v˘▰)
when lunch arrived you and minho sat at the same table like usual
“soooo how did it went with chan??” minho asked with his mouth stuffed with pasta
“huh??”
minho deadpanned and threw one of his garlic bread at you
sTOP WASTING FOOD U HOE (ง •̀ゝ•́)ง
“i was asking about chan u dumbo”
from the grin on your face minho knew he was going to hear some good tea and drama although he insulted you for being a coward at first
“he’s hooking up with mina :000″
“is that the only thing you heard from what i just said :’<”
he was about to say something else when your junior best friend jisung came running to your table
“why didn’t you tell me!?!? i thought we were friends!?!?” (▰˘︹˘▰)
“tell you what??”
you can tell jisung was clearly offended but you didn’t know why tho
“that you and chan are dating you traitor!"
Σ(꒪ȏ꒪)
you and minho shared a look
"i was expecting that”
“WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO NOW???”
jisung look confused so you ended up explaining what happened yesterday with chan
“how did you managed to send him the porn link tho” jisung to a sad y/n,
“and what the hell did you need the porn link for?” jisung to a flustered minho
“that’s not the point!!” (●o≧д≦)
you slump on your seat with a defeated look and just then did u noticed the look that people are sending you
automatically you hid yourself by snuggling into minho uwu u cute y/n
“oi, you can’t just snuggle into me when everyone thinks you have a boyfriend” — “but i don’t”
“y/n?”
u look up from minho’s shoulder to see chan
"chan!!!" Σ(゜ロ゜;)
"can we talk for a moment??”
minho nudge you on the elbow, nodding as if to tell you to go ahead so you stood up and followed chan outside the cafeteria
when you’re outside chan faces you with a bothered look
“I’m so sorry for what people are saying about us I’m pretty sure it was mina she usually gossips a lot to her friends but I didn’t expect her to tell them that we’re dating just bc you came yesterday-”
chan was now rambling his apologies just like you did last night he looked cute like that btw
“it’s ok chan!! I’m sure you didn’t mean for that to happen”
chan was relieved when he heard that but he looked like he was still bothered by something
so being the sweetheart you are you asked him what it is ^~^
“can I ask you a favor??” he look uncertain so normally you were concerned
so you nod because !!!!
chan is worried !!!!
so it has to be something big !!!!
“i know this is probably going to be weird bc we just met last night and we’re not that close but-” chan look at your eyes to see if you still want him to continue so you nod at him
“c-can we please date?? but like fake dating and all?? i thought about it and it would really help me avoid those girls who wanted me in their bed and don’t worry i’ll pay you back! i swear-”
(〃ﾟдﾟ〃)!!!
"d-date!?!?!?”
you yelped, cheeks burning bright from chan’s offer
HOW CAN YOU NOT??
CHAN LITERALLY ASKED YOU TO DATE HIM !!! IT MAY BE FAKE AND ALL BUT STILL !!! HE ASKED YOU !!! YOU !!! TO DATE !!! OUT OF ALL PEOPLE !!!
and it didn’t help that he said please insert sad uwu :((
AS IF YOU’D SAY NO :((
"i-it’s ok if you don’t want to though!! I won’t force you!!”
WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD SAY NO TO BANG CHAN?? DEFINITELY NOT YOU BC!!! IT’S!!! BANG CHAN!!!
“i-im fine with it but why me tho??” bc you’re cute and awesome y/n (ﾟヮﾟ)
your cheeks became even more red than possible when chan gave you cute smile
"well, I really want to get to know you since last night and you weren’t like any girl to be honest”
aaAAHH
BANG CHAN U BITCH
Y/N???
ARE YOU STILL ALIVE???
you can feel your heart fluttering from his confession definitely not because he was looking at you with a fond smile and soft caring eyes hnghn
“so, are you in?"
with your trembling weak heart you nodded, knees weakening when he beamed at you and his mother fucking cute dimples showed
you’re doomed :’))
"great! I’ll see you later then”
later?? o-O??
“um what for??”
he chuckled at your confused lil face and patted your head
aaAAHH YOUR HEART JUST SKIPPED THOUSANDS OF BEATS
“for our first date dummy”