Caution: None.
Pairing: Kalpas x gn!reader
Story type: Headcanons.
How in the goddamn Honkai you managed to steal this man's heart is unknown—congratulations nonetheless.
A buffer. I'm not kidding. You are already aware of how unstable and aggressive this man is as he tends to seek out fights, maim or something he can murder with. God... he's a total sadist when he's tormenting his opponents and with that hysterical laugh of his. Please do something about this as his significant other.
As Kalpas's lover, you gain the privilege to be the closest person he's with. I mean... you're his significant other and it's normal to be close with him. He was less aggressive in your presence and less harsh in words, including tone. Just don't trigger him with something you aware easily offended him—you'll die if you do that.
Oh, you think just because of your status as Kalpas's lover doesn't mean you are off the hook from getting challenged in a fight with him. That's not how it works. "Since you have nothing better to do; fight me." His proposal. You can feel he's smirking behind his mask.
Overall, he loves you as you do the same. If he's not he won't waste his time to be your boyfriend if it wasn't the fact his feelings for you. He wasn't the one to sugarcoat bullshit with his words. But he tolerates you, along with a hidden affection he can't express properly for you.
You are the unabashed one to initiate physical contact. Your hand holding his or linking your arm around his casually while waving your other hand to greet his other Flame Chasers members much to some astonishment. Elysia would say something about the power of love is never fails to surprise her—the rest somehow agreed. Including Mobius but she won't admit it out loud.
You are probably at least wondering what he looks like behind that mask of his. Maybe you can try to make him indulge your curiosity about it or attempt to take it off when he's conked out (if the chance of him falling asleep is possible that is).
Your husband at this point.
Man, he's so attractive the fact he can cook. Even takes care of his face skin as already proved he's using a facial mask. He'll probably make you wear one, too.
There's a chance for him to cook for your lunch box. He can be sweet because of his talent in the kitchen. Just don't forget it is already served on the table. "Oi, your lunch!" Kalpas yelled after you when you forgot it.
Ah, he has a side job, isn't he? You just so happen to read that photo album. "Stop looking at it." Seriously, stop it. He'll chase after you if you tease the hell out of him about it.
As the butler of Golden Courtyard, don't skip your three meals per day. When it comes to you—you are absolutely about to be wrecked than other residents if you do. Especially if you're working from home and too preoccupied to the point of skipping your meals. You're so doomed. "Oi..." He would barge inside your room with that death glare of his through behind his mask. Good luck dealing with him.
Hiii ! I saw your req were Opened may I rep Kevin and Kalpas su Elysia( separately ) ( if the is two much you can take out anyone of them <3 ) Turned into little Chibis the can't communicate only cute little squishs while there Lover was task with taking care of them while Mobius and Eden are looking for cure for this mess ? Have a good day :D ( sorry if my grammar was bad )
Pairings : Kevin, Kalpas, Su x reader
Type : hcs
A/n : this sucks and im sry for the wait, anon! I hope you don't mind me leaving Elysia out! :')
KEVIN.
• Spending your day as a babysitter of a chibi version of your boyfriend was not how you expected your weekend to turn out.
• You would be lying if you said you didn't find a chibi Kevin adorable, though if you say that to him he might freeze your finger or bite it.
• While Mobius and Eden were searching for answers to Kevin's sudden change in appearance, you were very much having fun with the chibi version of your boyfriend.
• Oh how funny it was when Kevin struggled to take something off the shelf due to his height, perhaps it was cruel of you but you would slightly laughed at how much he struggled and you would only help him if he approached you.
• Sure you can't really poke Kevin with your finger due to him having the ability to freeze you, that doesn't mean you couldn't tease him about how cute he is!
• At the end of the day, Mobius and Eden found both you and Kevin lying in bed as they placed the cure on your bedside table.
KALPAS.
• You had awoken from your slumber after someone pinching your ear, you were about to glare at Kalpas knowing he would be the only one to annoy you in the morning.
• But instead of seeing the usual grumpy Kalpas, he was much more.. Tinier? Or a much cuter version of the Kalpas you knew.
• Both of you soon found out that Kalpas had accidentally drank one of Mobius's chemicals.
• Of course as much as you tease Kalpas about his new chibi form, he had "accidentally" bit your finger because you kept on squishing his cheeks.
• Kalpas threw a tantrum when he found he had to be stuck in this form for a whole day, which meant teasing from both you and Elysia though due to his small form it was slightly adorable to you how he tried destroying something that was 3x bigger than him.
• Let's just say after 30 minutes of trying to make him go to sleep, he was back to normal to his usual big +(grumpy) form.
SU.
• Out of the three boys, Su is strangely one of the calmer ones when he awoke as a smaller version.
• Unlike Kalpas, he didn't really go berserk over his form though he still was rather confused.
• He didn't mind you using your finger to pet or poke his cheek since he does do that back to you as well.
• He would sneak into your shirt and peek out to observe you which is really cute sobs
• Who is rather sad that he can't talk to you since all that comes out from his mouth is just a squishy noise though he does make it up to you by hugging you or rather you pinkie finger.
• Both of you had fallen in each other arms or rather pinkies in Su's case.
Tysm for reading! Likes, reblogs and follows are always appreciated! :)
note! oh you guys aren't ready for me when I say I'm one of the biggest Kalpas dick rider over here i swear to god. this is pretty self indulgent so it has AFAB pronouns </3 by the way he hasn't shoved his dick in you here yet LMALOO.... yet.....
Kalpas was rude and unapproachable. His malice seeps off his entire body whenever you even show a slight interest in him with those pretty eyes of yours. The Flame-Chaser was dense and quick tempered, easily pissed off, and always looking for trouble.
You, however..
You were usually a sweet girl, a very very sweet girl. The kind of lady who gives flowers every so often to people she cherishes— you know, the kind who praises and pampers her friends every chance she gets. You were reserved, cheerful, polite, keep to yourself, and most of all, you really work hard. As a soldier, you believed that every life must be treated preciously, as if you only have one duty: to help create a sanctuary for humanity free of— or less of Honkai.
These attributes of yours served you tremendously. The Halo Effect never fails to accentuate your genuine kindness and tenderness you give out to others. But alas, such as Kalpas, Mobius, and many nameless others, it's often looked down upon when it's given correspondence to your occupation.
But the itch.. that undeniable itch you get just by letting your mind wander even for a little bit.. It's dangerous. Especially for mind readers in the MOTHS, you're sure to believe the Su himself started to mind his own business when he even catches a glimpse of you drooling. Your height has a big gap in-between the lines of those measuring meters with everybody else— His body could easily tower over you long before he even got his transformative surgery done (even if you had not seen it for yourself, Elysia has told you many times!). You shift your body from where you stand. Those quick glances you give Kalpas every time your paths pass— every stolen gaze would leave him wondering: what the fuck is your problem? Are you looking for a fight?
So one time, Kalpas decides to act upon it. His booming footsteps echoed all throughout the lobby signifying his entrance. His mask didn't manage to make you feel better as his whole tall, and jacked figure loom over yours— back against the wall both figuratively and literally.
His temper was like a ripple in a wave, one swift motion and everything follows through his rage. But you.. you weren't scared at all. In fact, you were terrified. You were panicking! What now? What has he learned? Did he manage to read your mind? Does he know you want him to wrap those big, cold, veiny hands of his on your neck? From the way you're averting your eyes mashed with the way you stumble on your words, Kalpas knew something was wrong. Unaware of your.. well, unorthodox thoughts— he starts to feel excitement himself. After all, a person showing absolutely no signs of a mean bone in their body, looking so small under his eyes, jittering with crossed arms, Kalpas thinks he definitely hit something in your nerves.
Kalpas wants to see you seethe with rage. He needs to get a rise out of you. You're fucking boring! He can't stand being in the same room with someone all smiles and flowers! Sure, he's seen you bathed in blood and dust— but surely you could be more grand than that? With each tick the clock makes, he grows impatient.
"You gonna say something or what?" His voice sultry and low. More often than not, he wonders what even led you here to this treacherous path. Especially where your ideals lie on hopeful visions of image-less salvation— where even the world itself spoke openly of a war neverending. A war where he would become the smoke, the dust, and the blood soaked dirt of the very plane you stand; someone as soft and cute as you.
You, however, couldn't bring yourself to even say a thing. Not one word out of your mouth. You're afraid that if you even say one thing, something else would come out. Kalpas is staring down at you hard. From the way he's eyeing you, you would've thought he's already eating bits and pieces of your soul. Then again, you would've loved to do the same— just not in a way he thinks. Really, looking up at him top to bottom, you're dying to taste him in your mouth this instant. That bitter, wet after taste on your tongue kept plaguing your phantasmic senses; so much so that you unconsciously lick your lips.
Gross.. you're a pervert. And as this whole ordeal prolongs, you're starting to come to terms with it, internally chuckling at the irony of it all. If only you were bold enough like Elysia, even charming enough like Eden— or perhaps as mesmerizing as a Serpent like Mobius, then maybe, just maybe you would bat your eyelashes at him flirtatiously and shoot your shot?
But you're not crazy. Maybe down horrendously bad, but not insane.
But when he started putting those hands of his on your body, that's when you started to get increasingly nervous. Kalpas, without restraint, grabs your collar and pulls your frame closer to his. His forearm rests behind you leaving you nowhere to look but him. Your throat lets out a suppressed yelp. Suddenly, the air was hotter and the colors were a little more indistinguishable. Heat started creeping up on your face, spine tingling with every breath he heaved behind his mask. Oh.. that tickles.. and suddenly, the floor was quite interesting. But that didn't work. You can't see the floor now that his chest is obscuring your vision.
Kalpas could very much sense that something is wrong. First of all, you're not giving the reaction he wants from you. Where's the narrowed eye glare? Or even a seat from your hands now that his fist is curled on your collar? Come to think of it, you're being awfully submissive to his taunts. Even if he came here with a second agenda, isn't hostility a normal reaction? For God's sake. You're insufferable. Your cheeks puffed out in a pout, averting his figure like a goddamn plague— he finds surprise in your hands trailing their way towards his arm, holding onto it gently.
"Kalpas. I don't like telling people what to do."
"So your mouths finally serving you? Good."
You gulp a little, looking up at him while he loosens his hold on your collar. Part of you yearned him to caress your cheek, but he was no sweet man. He's a funny guy. You like his humour. But you can't help but think— what is he here for? Before letting you even have a heave of peace, Kalpas suddenly turns you over, and toss you on his shoulders. His big, warm hands grabbed your waist, and you let out a small noise.
Noise. It was a noise. You swear it was a noise, not a moan or anything.
Kalpas suddenly tenses up, stopping in his tracks with you still in his arms. His grip on you almost loosens, as you limp weakly into his arms. Oh wow. Your face is basically a CPU heating up. You were shaking and quivering from the humiliation that you wished you could just be thrown across the room head first now.
"Don't—... Don't say anything." You could tell he was a little surprised, but he carries on like nothing happened. You can't even focus on your surroundings right now because all you could think was fifteen thousand thoughts about how weird you are and he's never ever going to approach nor talk to you again. In my opinion, that's a little far fetched. He's a weird guy as well! It's not just you who should be at fault ~
Kalpas grumbles under his breath. You didn't quite catch it, but you couldn't care less. Not when his scent was mere centimeters away from your nose.. this is something you will not be forgetting that's for sure.
Oh, you kinda want to bite him. Before you entertain the thought, Kalpas once again grabs you by the waist and tosses you across the couch of the lounge. For a moment, you were stricken with dizziness— your body bouncing a little upon the cushions.
Confused, maybe a little shocked (and definitely turned on) you space out a moment, only being brought back to reality when Kalpas slams the door closed.
He was gone.
What just happened?
"Oh, hi~ you're here!" You quickly turn towards the source of that sweet, cooing voice. Elysia stood just a few meters away from you, a sly smile on his face. "Enjoyed the ride I organized for you?"
"Elysia!"
"Hee-hee, a ride.."
this was a silly thirst i did lmao, it was sitting in my drafts for a while, so here ~
Fem! reader (or nonbinary if you don't want to specify gender, I'm fem) x MOTH Members? Reader returns with a catastrophic wound after fighting a Herrscher. How do they react?
I don't mind doing gendered reader but I generally prefer not to mention it when its not important to not exclude other genres
but you can ask how they will act to be with a fem!reader for exemple
MOTH X READER INJURED
those who will panic and ask Su for help, will hold your hand and be anxious while you recover
Pardofelis, Fu hua, Klein
those who will be worried and will only ask every minute about your health during the recovery
Kevin, Mobius ( but do not assume it after your establishment ), Kalpas, Sakura
Not worried they trust the doctor who takes care of you but will do everything to take care of you and make you comfortable
Elysia, Aponia, Eden
will take care of you and heal you (but at the same time will be worried about your well-being)
Su
he will take revenge on the one who hurts you
Kalpas, Mobius
will make for you a beautiful painting to celebrate your recovery :>
Griseo ( platonic )
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the
Organization for Transformative Works
A Kalpas x Reader Soulmate AU, Chapter 4, the last chapter, below!
psst. before you read this. It's like borderline crack and entirely optional! you don't have to read it, but it is my attempt at domestic Kalpas so read at your own risk (he's so ooc oh no)
“I don’t know, have you tried smiling?”
“Last time I smiled, it made Rin cry.”
“Well let’s not do that then.”
Kalpas sent a glare for your comment, but it vanished almost immediately after you pressed a kiss to his cheek. The two of you were sitting in your kitchen, slowly making your way through cooking a batch of waffles. You had made the batter, hoping to surprise your boyfriend, but you’d only finished cooking one set when he took over, sitting you on the counter nearby to ‘supervise.’ In the meantime, you were brainstorming.
Seele and Bronya were finally getting married. They had been matched for quite some time, but wanted to hold off on tying the knot. Why? No one knew. Bronya would give a different answer whenever someone asked and had the best poker face in the office. Kiana had even asked her three times in as many minutes and got a different response each time. Seele seemed like she would have been easier to crack but questioning her got you nowhere.
That’s not the point. The point is: Seele and Bronya are getting married, and they explicitly told you not to scare the guests.
After working with the two for years, it was no surprise that you were invited, and since you and Kalpas had spent well over a year together, he was expected to be your plus one. This was all fine and well, but the two girls had friends outside of your company who hadn’t met your partner and who probably wouldn’t react well to his clipped comments and brooding stare. Any other time, you know they wouldn’t have cared, and you wouldn’t have either, but this was the wedding they had waited so long for and everyone wanted it to be perfect, not just the girls.
“You could wear a mask,” you joked. Kalpas sent you a deadpan stare back and you immediately backpedaled. “Oh no. Nuh-uh. You are not wearing a mask to their wedding. That’s worse than just being grumpy the whole time.”
“I’m going to be grumpy anyway. The whole thing is a waste of time and—”
“I will give you so many kisses if you go with me.”
Kalpas was silent, staring at the waffle iron like it was the most important thing in the world.
“I already agreed to go.” You could practically hear him pouting.
“Oh so I don’t need to give you all those kisses then? That’s good to know.” You made a show of jumping off the counter and made it all of two steps away before Kalpas was spinning you around.
“No you still owe me those kisses. I don’t work for free.”
“Do I owe you for the waffles then too?”
Kalpas didn’t even bother responding, his lips meeting your own as you smiled into the kiss. He didn’t seem to be in any rush, but his hands were the only thing holding you up, the force behind every move he made nearly knocked you over.
“You’re going to burn the waffles,” you sighed, stealing another quick kiss. Kalpas probably rolled his eyes, but you couldn’t see because he threw you over his shoulder for the quick walk back to the counter. Once there, he planted you back in your spot and pressed another firm kiss on your lips as if to tell you not to move.
“I’m collecting my payment once these are finished,” he grumbled, sending a pointed look your way before going back to work.
Eventually, you gave up. The best you could do was promise Seele and Bronya that you or one of Kalpas’ friends (really just Sakura or Kallen) would try to clear up any misunderstandings and maybe leave the reception a little bit early. He complained about needing a chaperone, but was suspiciously silent about the leaving early part.
Before and during the ceremony, things went surprisingly well. Kalpas wasn’t thrilled to be wearing a suit, but he had gotten used to it from work, so you had no pushback there. You managed to avoid traffic and arrive on time, even chatting to Mei before taking your seats. Rin got a little excited and you worried she might distract from the vows, but no one even glanced your way. The biggest challenge was when she asked when you were getting married. Kalpas was no help at all, just shrugging and leaving you to scramble for an answer.
At the reception, you were seated at a table with Sakura and Kallen (shocker) and the food was amazing. Since Seele and Bronya were both originally from Russia, the main course was more traditional food, but the desserts were mostly Japanese, almost everything was from their time in college rooming with Mei and Kiana. They shared their first dance and opened the floor for others, though you opted to stay where you were.
Rin had gone to sit with Pardofelis at the marketing table, and Raven had gone with her, leaving just you and Kalpas in your designated seats. Which was fine, until someone joined you.
Misteln was a friend of Seele’s, you learned, and worked with a few others at your company that you weren’t as close with. She was beautiful and moved with an unnerving amount of elegance, but she also had a smile that was not quite a smirk and it left you uneasy. When she introduced herself, she stated that she noticed Kalpas staring and that’s what brought her over.
And it was true, he had been looking out over the room the whole time you had been talking. He wasn’t ignoring you, you knew he was just scanning the area as a force of habit, but it was easy to see how someone else might mistake that as staring. Despite her calling him out on it, however, Misteln didn’t seem bothered. It didn’t matter that Kalpas had been looking at her before, and it didn’t matter that he was looking past her now. She easily dropped the subject and moved on to the next topic.
“I’m glad to see the two of them finally together. They deserve a happy ending, don’t you think?” Misteln was looking at Seele and Bronya as they sat that the front table leaning towards one another and sharing a smile.
“They’ve been together a while now, but I get what you mean,” you nodded, trying to keep the conversation light. “I know they took a while to plan all this and I’m excited to see all their hard work coming together.”
“I agree. You can see how much effort they put into everything.” She looked back to you now and you turned to meet her. “I can’t help but wonder why they waited so long. You wouldn’t happen to have some insider secrets since you work with them, would you?”
“No,” you laughed, “I probably know as much as you do. After a while I gave up, it’s really none of my business, but I know some others kept pestering them. You might have better luck asking Kiana or Mei?”
“Wouldn’t it make sense to marry sooner?” Misteln completely ignored you and continued, “If you know that person is your soulmate, you know you’re going to be together forever. Why bother waiting?” This had you frowning a little bit, but you weren’t necessarily upset just yet.
“Some people want time to get to know their soulmate before they take that step. Just because you’re ‘cosmically bound’ or whatever, doesn’t mean the relationship is guaranteed to work out.”
“Isn’t that the definition of a soulmate?” It almost felt like you were being questioned in a courtroom now with the way her questions kept coming.
“Not all soulmates are romantic, sometimes—”
“But they knew, and they still waited. Wouldn’t you want to marry your soulmate as soon as possible?”
Kalpas chose that moment to step in, and you weren’t sure whether you should be thankful or go start apologizing to the brides now.
“When they decide to get married is hardly your problem. They’re together now, and they’re happy. Let them have their day.” He was practically leaning over you to get at Misteln at this point and trying to push him back into his seat wasn’t going very well. “Don’t go around harassing their guests talking shit and gossiping, and don’t you ever come near my partner again—”
“Kalpas!” You tried to keep your voice down but trying to make yourself heard over his rant made your whisper come out a lot louder than intended. He didn’t move back an inch, his hand still resting on the back of your chair and his posture looking like he was ready to pounce. You glanced at the front table and were relieved not to see anyone looking your way. Glancing at Misteln, however, she looked ready to speak again and you panicked.
“We really should head home. It’s been a lovely reception, but we both have work in the morning and don’t want to stay up too late.” As you spoke, you started standing, the hand you had on Kalpas’ chest to try and hold him back was now helping get him to move as well. Ignoring anything else that might have been said, you went to the front table, said your goodbyes, gave Rin a good night hug and left.
“I think that went well!”
Ignoring that horrible conversation and the guy who almost got his arm broken for standing too close to you, yeah. That went well. For a moment you wondered how the hell you were going to make it through your own wedding, but quickly decided to ignore that problem for now.
You had gone back to Kalpas’ apartment since it was closer, but he seemed to be following you around like it was your place and he’d never been there before. He wasn’t ignoring you, but he definitely wasn’t stomping around like he normally did. Once you had your jim jams on, he finally gave you a hint as to what was wrong.
“Do I get my kisses now, or do I have to fight you for them?”
“What!” You crossed your arms and pretended to be mad. “I gave you like twenty before we left!”
“Those don’t count.”
“Those don’t—are you kidding me? One of those kisses almost made us late!”
“Fighting it is.” Kalpas took one step towards you before you folded.
“Wait! No no no,” he took another step forward and your voice only got higher. “I’ll give you the kisses, no fighting required. If you tickle me again, I’m gonna end up breaking something!” Your threat was entirely valid. Last time he’d gotten you, the lamp on your nightstand hadn’t survived the attack. Kalpas took another step forward and you yelped as he reached for you, only to pick you up and drop you on the bed.
“I’ll let you go this time,” his voice made him seem annoyed, but his eyes were as close to a smile as he could get. “Tomorrow though…”
“Tomorrow what?” You watched as he pulled the covers up, almost rolling you over so he could get in before holding them up for you to join him.
“Tomorrow I’m kicking your ass in Tekken and there’s nothing you can do about it.”
“Mmm, I don’t know,” you grinned. “My soulmate’s gonna be there and get pretty good at fighting games when he’s around.”
“Yeah?” Kalpas turned out the light before rolling over to face you again. “My soulmate’s gonna be around too. And I don’t lose when they watch.” The confidence in his tone made you laugh.
“What about that time I beat you at every game in wii sports resort?”
“No I beat you at the sword one. The only reason you won the others was because you cheated.”
“I don’t think asking you how your day went counts as cheating, but I’ll be sure to keep that one I mind.”
“That’s not what I meant and you know it,” he gave your ribs a light poke as a warning.
“Well if you think me kissing my boyfriend is too distracting then I guess I just won’t be able to kiss you tomorrow,” you shrugged. “A shame, but I wouldn’t want the fight to be unfair.” Another jab had you shout before failing to smother a laugh.
“If you won’t pay up tomorrow, I’ll take my kisses now.”
“Okay okay. I promise you’ll get your kisses tomorrow!” You held your hands up in surrender, but when Kalpas narrowed his eyes you added, “and I won’t use them to distract you. Deal?”
“Deal.”
The two of you fell into a relaxed silence and you had nearly fallen asleep when a thought came to you.
“Hey Kalpas?”
“We are not renegotiating.”
“No this is a different question.” He only gave you a grunt, but you took that as a sign to go ahead. “When we get married, can Rin be the flower girl?”
!!!return of the jim jams!!! I cannot be stopped. Thank you for reading this though, I sincerely hope you enjoyed the story! <3 <3 (also hope this made sense because I am physically incapable of proofreading rn) also I mentioned it on AO3 but a reader left a comment that may or may not have made it into this last part and I don't want to out them but credit where credit is due. I think it's an adorable idea and wanted to include it
Honkai boys prompt: "My Alexa keeps turning on in the middle of the night. Can you come over?"
OH BOY WE’RE DOING THIS AFTER DISCUSSING IT ON CALL HUH
“Stay right there.”
Kevin texts back that he’s already on his way there, rather than to make you get up while you’re terrified.
He probably has a spare key to your place if he isn’t already just sleeping on the sofa.
He puts you on speaker so he can talk to you while he’s on the road, just so you can hear his voice instead of the damn thing in case it starts talking on its own. Kev asks how work has been, if there’s anything you’ve been up to lately, maybe brings up something mundane.
In all honesty he also kind of wants to make sure it’s not some new kind of Honkai phenomena, but thankfully it’s just Alexa being her usual possessed self.
Asks if you’d like him to get rid of it. He’s hoping you’ll say yes, so he can turn it into an ice cube.
He’ll stay with you since you likely don’t want to be alone after all this, keeps you pulled against him with his chin resting atop your head. Gently tells you to sleep, and that he’ll keep watch. His pulse is steady so it’ll likely lull you back to your dreams.
“Are you okay?”
Su is kind enough to ask you if you’d like for him to stay over, after asking if you’re alright--That’s gotta be terrifying after all.
He doesn’t take long to get there, and he’s brewing you some chamomile tea and soothing stroking your hair--Does a few of his own little things to ensure nothing is seriously off with that thing considering the nature of some Herrschers.
Nope, just a possessed Dot. Nothing all that surprising, though Mobius’ll likely study the thing like there’s no tomorrow. Best leave it to her, she won’t say no to being woken up at this ungodly hour if it means she gets to have her kicks in research.
If you have nightmares, he’ll be there to soothe them--One of the perks of being a psychic type MANTIS means he can slip into your head to redirect your dreams towards something more pleasant.
Though if you can’t sleep, he’s happy to stay up with you all night.
“I told you that fucking thing’s cursed.”
Okay he’s sorry (sort of but not with that wording either), stop crying
He’s honestly just going to smash the thing with a hammer if he doesn’t toss it into an incinerator, anything’s burnable if you try hard enough
Is that not enough? Seriously? Look how dead this thing is, not even the Honkai could bring it back.
Ugh, fine--He’s just squatting sitting his ass down next to your bed, tells you to go the hell to sleep. Nothing can get you if he’s here watching you, right?
“I’ll be right over.”
He’ll pat your head a few times and stroke your hair, promises nothing’s going to hurt you.
Honestly part of him’s wondering if this is just one of Tesla’s failed gadgets or if Einstein was messing around a little too much with AI technology.
Either way those two will be more helpful concerning the thing even if he’s fairly well-versed in engineering, they’re the leading experts after all. He’s already shot them a few texts and pictures so they know what they’re dealing with.
To show you that nothing’s out of place, he carefully deconstructs Alexa using his powers--It’s not really a difficult task, and that aside--Really hard for the damn thing to keep talking when it’s now screws and bolts.
“Did it tap dance, too?”
Haha sorry you’re terrified, he’ll apologize.
Yeah, of course he can come over. He even has some hot chocolate prepared because you’re a baby, not that he’ll say the latter half of that out loud since you kind of look incredibly scared.
It’s kind of cute, you’re clinging to his sleeve and everything too.
Yes, he’s the type that enjoys watching horror flicks that scare the shit out of you because it means you cling to him in that adorable way. He’s a bully.
“Want to watch something if you can’t sleep?”
Don’t worry, it won’t be horror movies--Probably some cute videos of puppies going up and down the stairs or something like that. Or an old Arahato movie, whatever keeps you from thinking about how possessed Alexa is.
“Right now?”
He is v. tired but he still goes to your place, kind of haphazardly dressed--It’s not that he was in a rush, he was just very lazy about how he put his clothes on. Some of the buttons are out of place, but considering how Lyle is--His being there already speaks volumes.
He’ll probably give the thing to Timido to pulverize later, but for now it’s going in Deset’s old as hell car that doesn’t have bluetooth so it can’t hurt anyone.
“Mmm, you owe me for this. Deset’s definitely gonna kill me for taking his car without asking first.”
Still, he’s staying the night since he’s pretty tired--He expects you to let him cuddle you both for his own benefit but also to comfort you. Definitely the latter part. Mostly. 10%.
aaaa, congrats on 600 followers !! so proud because i've been admiring your works for so long <3 but anywho, may i request romantic + fluff prompt 7 said by kalpas to reader? i saw the prompt and just got major angry bird kalpas vibes LMAOOO
you admire my work?? sobbing,,,,,,, please anon i love u so much
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kalpas x gn!reader
prompt: “how many notes did you hide around? they’re cute but why the hell did you put one on the ceiling?”
warnings: ooc as hell, reader calls kalpas 'dear', au kind of thing but not really specified, grammar + spelling mistakes, tell me if i forgot any.
description:
To say Kalpas has been confused the entire day would be an understatement. Of course he was still Kalpas, destructive, loud, fiery, and other words that just traced back to the destruction he had caused for years.
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To say Kalpas has been confused the entire day would be an understatement. Of course he was still Kalpas, destructive, loud, fiery, and other words that just traced back to the destruction he had caused for years. But now he was more confused than the other terms used for him.
Throughout the day, there were notes left around the home addressed from you. Your handwriting, which Kalpas always thought was nice, was what greeted him when he woke up. And when he went into the bathroom, and when he went into the kitchen, and when he went into the dining room. In short, there were a ton of notes. Everywhere.
The notes were all sweet. Complimenting him or reminders for certain things throughout the day. Some of them were bad puns or pick-up lines that you'd used before on dates with him.
However the main one, well four really, that confused him were at the dining room. There was a orange sticky note that didn't say anything. All that it had was an arrow that pointed to the wall.
"Huh?"
Kalpas found himself now walking to the wall where an yellow note was, it pointed up to the ceiling. Lo and behold, a green note on the ceiling that pointed further across the ceiling. The grey haired man took several steps back as he saw a blue sticky note.
Trying to make out the words written on the note, it seemed to read: 'You found me! Now that you found the not-so-secret note now I have a question to ask, would you like to go on a date? My treat for doing this.' The writing towards the end got smaller as you had overestimated the space of the sticky note and had to smudge the final sentence all together.
A ringing phone would greet the air as Kalpas held his phone in his large hand, waiting for you to keep up. Three rings and you had picked up the call.
"Hello dear! Did you find all the notes? There's like forty around the house," your voice graced the room from the phone.
"Forty? Why the hell did you put forty notes around?"
"I woke up before you so I decided to put some notes around the house! Do you like them?"
"Why the hell did you put so many around? They’re cute but why did you put one on the ceiling?”
"I needed an excuse to ask you on a date, duh. So, do you accept?"
"Do I have a reason to deny? Of course I am," Kalpas huffed at the question.
"Good! I'll be home soon!"
You hung up the phone and left Kalpas to stand in the shared home in the quiet.
Forty notes? He's only found twenty! Where in the world were the others?
Summary: Where in his stubbornness is a gift and a curse.
“Admit it.”
Kalpas grits his teeth and stifles the scream building up in his chest. Heavy panting fills the air and his head for a good few moments. Stretching into eternity until he calms, until the thundering in his blood softens, and he can hear beyond the ringing in his ears.
“Admit it, honey. You’re making this a lot harder than it has to be,” you murmur, sitting astride his sweaty thighs like a queen upon her throne. His cock feels like a hot iron rod in your hand, throbbing and twitching to the time of his pounding heart. Rivulets of precum dribble down his veined shaft and slicks your grip, more beading up out of his slit as you bend down and kiss the blushing red cockhead.
Silver hair sticks to his forehead as he tosses his head to the side, his amber eyes squinted and barely visible as he tries his hardest to glare at you. And yet his lips tremble, his white teeth bearing down into his bleeding lower lip. The grimace on his unmasked face shows an expression of pain and anger, yet his body says otherwise. His back arches, his hips dance, and Kalpas bucks up into your grip rebelliously.
“Mmm, a challenge?” A smile crosses your lips and you shuffle to slide between his thighs instead. Press a kiss to his sweaty thigh, his scrunched up balls, and the soaked skin of the base of his cock. “I like that. Let me know when you’re ready to give up, sweetheart.”
“N-never.” Kalpas’s voice is hoarse, scratchy, the most guttural you’ve ever heard, yet that stubborn quality of it is ever so clear. He smirks tremulously and restores his iron grip on the chains holding his arms to the side. “Do your worst.”
Humming, you take his puffy cockhead into your mouth and savor the broken whine from his drooling lips. Enjoy the salty, bitter taste of his precum, the softness of his skin pulsing on your tongue. He’s so close to orgasm, you can feel it, the twitching of his needy, desperate cock almost breaking your resolve to deny him until he gives in. Alas, you’re not about to let your pet get the better of you.
After all, he begs so much better after he’s been broken.
