Cookies
❥ While babysitting you decide to have Yuji help you prank your boyfriend
❥ Warnings: Swearing
"Babe, where's Yuji?" Sukuna immediately sits up from his relaxed position on the couch, eyes scanning the room for the pink haired toddler. "Shit, I lost him again." As the two of you begin to panic, suddenly, you hear giggles coming from underneath the couch. "I win again!" the little boy exclaims as he crawls out from his hiding spot.
"Damnit Yuji, quit doing that shit." your boyfriend says as he lets out a breath he didn't know he was holding. You shoot him a look that tells him what he already knows "Stop cursing in front of the kid." Yuji makes a confused face before asking "What shit?" Sukuna brings a hand to his face, attempting to hide his laughter from his nephews statement.
"Okay, I think you've learned enough from your uncle, let's go make some cookies." you say before lifting the boy onto your hip and heading to the kitchen. This brings yet another bright smile to the boys face. "Cookies!" Sukuna rolls his eyes before sitting back on the couch. "More sugar is just what the brat needs."
You and Yuji had already put the batch of cookies in the oven when an idea popped into your head. "Hey Yuji, you wanna prank your uncle?" The boys eyes light up and he immediately starts nodding. You fill a bowl about halfway with flour before telling Yuji to go get Sukuna.
A few seconds later your boyfriend enters the room with his nephew trailing behind mischievously. The two see you struggling to move the bowl of flour off the counter. "He said you needed me. You burn the cookies or something?" he asks, eyeing you as you appear to be fighting the bowl.
"No I can't get this bowl off the counter, it's stuck." You back away from the counter while he steps forward. "How did you get it stuck?" You hear the suspicion in his voice as you step closer to Yuji, preparing to run. "I don't know, I just figured you could use your muscles and get it unstuck."
Sukuna grips the bowl, you grab a hold of Yujis hand. Flour flys all over your boyfriend as he pulls the bowl up. "Run, Yuji!" you cry before bolting out of the kitchen. The toddler lets out an excited shriek as his uncle begins following close behind you both. He obviously could have caught you in seconds but he decides to play along.
You look over your shoulder when you hear a round of giggles coming from Yuji. If you weren't running for your life you would have awed at the sight of Sukuna tickling Yuji as payback for the prank. It's when you turn back around that you realize you've ran into your bedroom, essentially trapping yourself.
You sit on the ground in front of the bed, accepting your fate. Sukuna enters the room carrying his nephew who's now obviously switched sides. "Tell her." your boyfriend tells the boy once he placed him back on the ground. He approaches you with a sweet smile that almost makes you think you'll make it out unscathed.
"Any last words?" he asks gleefully, unaware of the true meaning of his sentence. Your eyes flicker to Sukuna where you're met with almost an identical mischievous look. "If you spare me i'll give you extra cookies." you reply, already bracing yourself for when they inevitably attack.
Yuji looks back at his uncle before he's met with a simple head shake. Within seconds the boy jumps on you, attempting to tickle you like Sukuna had done to him. Not long after your boyfriend grabs both of you, covering all three of you in flour. The two of you laugh and squirm in his arms as you're both mercilessly tickled.
"We surrender!!" you laugh. He lets up but continues holding the two of you against him. You look up from where your head rests on his chest. "Sorry, I saw other people doing that prank and I just had to try it." His arm tightens around you. "It's fine, besides, it made you two brats happy." You smile before looking at Yuji. To your suprise he's knocked out.
Before you can say anything the timer from the kitchen goes off. "Shit, the cookies!" you hurriedly hop up to stop them from burning. "Turn the thing off, it's gonna wake him up." He gently sits up with the boy in his arms as he heads back to the living room. By the time you've finished up in the kitchen you return to see not just Yuji but also Sukuna sound asleep.
You quickly pull out your phone to snap a picture and send it to Jin, making sure to provide a brief explanation about them both being covered in flour. You delicately place a blanket over top of them and dim the lights before placing a soft peck to each of their foreheads and going to clean yourself up.
A/n: Sigh I love writing strong, scary men as softies for the people they care abt <3
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