#kankri x reader

[crypticafflection]

I have a request dumb request Kankri x people pleaser reader. (he's so insufferable and annoying but I want him and he kinda cute)

[Yapper] [Kankri x reader] [headcanons]

Warnings: Kankri, my own interpretation of him?(I genuinely have no clue how to write for him sorry this is the best I got)

A/N: I think I found him, the hardest character to write. Jesus christ this is short and shitty.

- He is so fucking annoying to everyone under the sun and it is a miracle he was able to find you.

- Kankri is incredibly lucky to have you fallen into his lap, he gets to yap about all the bullshit no one else cares about and you're naturally inclined to just let him.

- He eventually does grow onto you, for better or worse tho! While others steer clear away from him when able to not get a lecture, others love to flock to you to use you for their own needs.

-Kinda wards off those people for you so its like a symbiotic relationship of people know better than to come near you and Kankri is near, because he WILL call them out and WILL not let that shit slide.

- "How dare you presume to manipulate this person’s generous spirit for your own selfish gain? Their willingness to soothe and accommodate others is not a weakness to be exploited—it is a virtue, and I will not permit you to desecrate it with your callous opportunism!"

- Cronus just frog blinks at him, shaking his head and throwing his hands up, walking away with a mumble of "This shit isn't worth it."

- in my heart, I know Kankri is the type of motherfucker to force you to sit next to him while he scrolls on his phone and shows you things, explaining every photo in his camera roll while you nod and say "that's crazy."

- He thinks you listen to him because you care about the shit he's spewing but no, you're, despite all odds really down bad for him and the small glimpses of his REAL personality under all the social justice.

- Kankri does all this mumbo jumbo because he thinks it makes him morally better, he does care SOMEWHAT but not nearly as much as he claims, he very much is laying it on thick because he wants to feel better about the issues he sees than his friends.

- Ego complex this one.

- So seeing him alone, when he isn't putting in the front thick as hell, watching him slip and say mean things, let out curses and just generally drop that preformative front, you find him much more enjoyable to be around.

- SWEARS you to secrecy when you realize his secret, his ass cannot handle an ego death so he begs you to not say anything.

- You do, on the condition he talks normally around you for the most part when you're alone. Bc oh my god.

[cerisedapocalypta]

HAIII!! You're one of my favorite writers on here so I was wondering if you would possibly do Kankri x reader (Either GN or Fem!) and face sitting? But! ... Kankri doing the face sitting (⁠◕⁠દ⁠◕⁠) you can't tell me he wouldn't!!

hihi hi ^>^ ur ask was rlly inspiring to me i hope u like it although i feel like ive been off my game recently real life is kinda getting in the way of churning out slop sooo srry if its not good 😶‍🌫️

Kankri Vantas x GN!Reader

CW: NSFW, sex, face-sitting

You weren’t all that surprised when Kankri brought up the idea of going back on his vow.

He was already flippant in a lot of other areas.

You suspected that he had been soft-launching this particular proposition for some time.

But still, he was methodic in how he wanted things to be done when it came down to it.

He was very adamant in being turned away from you while he undressed himself.

You guessed it was cute that he still wanted to try and be modest.

Even though his bulge was already wriggling excitedly before you’d even touched each other.

You’d kissed him plenty of times before, but he seemed to be a little sheepish at the gesture this time.

He trembled and shivered as your fingertips ghosted over his skin.

The more he allowed himself to dip his toes into the experience, the more comfortable he seemed to get.

You were okay with just kissing for as long as he needed, but he soon allowed himself to touch you, too.

His hands which were usually so reserved gleaned great joy from being permitted to explore your body.

It was like a switch was flipped in Kankri.

His cautious demeanor melting into curiosity.

Kankri was startled by how eager he felt.

How easy it was for him to crawl onto you, straddling your lap and rolling his hips into yours.

He would have been slightly ashamed of how good grinding on you felt and how wet that simple act made him if his hunger for more wasn’t controlling him.

You intended to focus on him and he was rather greedy.

You could feel the wetness of his nook starting to seep onto you now.

Fuck, you just wanted to taste him.

Your fingers tugged at the waist of his pants, asking for permission to take them off.

He was confident now as he kicked them off, pouncing on you again as soon as he could.

You laid back, pulling him down with you as he continued to kiss and rub himself against you.

It didn’t take much convincing for him to position himself above your face.

Red tears ran down the inside of his thighs. You could see the base of his bulge writhing against his stomach from this angle, too.

You could tell that Kankri was excited by the prospect of being in charge. You sort of expected him to be a little selfish in bed, though you didn’t think he realized it.

You didn’t mind at all. You wanted to treat him.

His full weight on your tongue was enough to make you remember your own arousal.

The position forced your tongue deep inside of him, lapping at his warm insides which caused him to squirm.

Kankri rocked his hips slowly over your face, putting pressure on the underside of his bulge while fucking himself on your tongue.

He was a moaning mess before long.

You held his hips but didn’t stop him from moving whatever way he wanted.

You wanted more of his taste, lapping up all of his juices happily and moaning into his throbbing nook.

The only thing you felt in that moment was him.

Enrobing you in his thighs and tempting you deeper into his core.

You tried to pull him closer into you so you could taste him more.

He seemed to like feeling you inside of him like that from the escalation of his whining.

With a rough prod to one of his soft spots, he came all over your tongue.

Red material coated your mouth and chin.

You tried your best to drink all of him up, not wanting to waste any drops of the coveted liquid.

Kankri began to complain, pulling himself off of you and resting on your lap again.

The absence of him was felt and you knew that you were flushed from the pressure that was just removed.

He was overstimulated and trembling when you sat up to look at him.

You wanted nothing more than to ravage him a hundred times over as you looked at him there, panting and sweating trying to catch his breath.

You didn’t want to push him though. What he needed was to be taken care of now.

[yanyan-stuck]

TW for: Non-con, Denial of Harm.

KinkTober Day 31: Biting and Breeding with Kankri Vantas (AFAB!Reader)

Kankri lets you know what date it is, even if he won't tell you anything that's happening in the outside world. Your sense of the passage of time is probably the only thing left undamaged in your captivity. You wish it had been damaged; you wish you didn't have to spend your time thinking about how long you've been here, and how you'll probably be stuck here for the rest of your life.

You know you've been here for over three years. The number of years that have passed doesn't make it sting any less when you miss out on an important date because you're stuck here.

It's your friend's birthday today. You would probably be hanging out with them right now to celebrate if you weren't trapped here. It feels horrible to think about how much you're missing out on, all because Kankri is too selfish to let you go.

You start crying before you can stop yourself. You know Kankri doesn't like it when you cry over your old life. He always calls you "ungrateful" for it, and always has a whole lecture prepared about how your lifestyle is better under him anyway.

Kankri doesn't bother with a lecture this time. He's been mentioning that he thinks you might only be unhappy with your life here because any sexual needs you have that aren't being met. He's been floating the idea of breaking his vow in order to "take 6etter care 9f y9u."

You never thought he was being serious when he brought that up. It always felt like some weird way to scare you out of fighting, not a genuine concern that you might have unmet needs while in captivity. You think that even when he steps closer to you and grabs the hem of your shirt. You think he's bluffing.

When he starts to lift your shirt up, though, you realize that he's been dead serious about it this whole time. In your restraints, you don't have enough slack to squirm away from him at all. Making a plea to his sense of morality might be your only way out of this.

"Kankri, stop. I do not consent. This is rape."

That gets him to pause. You hope and pray with everything you have that it will get him to stop. He looks like he's thinking, or trying to arrange his words the right way. You think he's about to apologize for his insensitivity. The thought of that shouldn't make you feel as relieved as it does.

"Y9u sh9uldn't say things like that. It's extremely insensitive t9 actual victims 9f rape. 6eing f9rced int9 s9mething 6y s9me9ne wh9 d9esn't care a69ut n9r l9ve y9u is c9mpletely different than 6eing led int9 s9mething 6y s9me9ne wh9 wants the 6est f9r y9u. Y9u sh9uld 6e grateful that y9u'll never see a victim 9f rape again, 6ecause I w9uld make y9u ap9l9gize t9 them f9r that hein9usly rude statement."

The tears start flowing again. For a second there, you thought you might have found an out.

"Y9ur 6latant manipulati9n tactics will n9t w9rk 9n me. Fake crying is a f9rm 9f em9ti9nal manipulati9n, which I'm sure y9u're well aware 9f. Y9u sh9uld feel ashamed 9f y9ur 6ehavi9r. The c9rrect resp9nse when s9me9ne is giving y9u an expressi9n 9f l9ve and affecti9n is t9 graci9usly accept it and thank them f9r giving it t9 y9u, especially when that pers9n is c9mmitting an act 9f self-sacrifice t9 give y9u it. I understand why s9me9ne in y9ur situati9n w9uld feel stressed 9ut and / 9r threatened 6y s9me9ne in my p9siti9n, 6ut I can assure y9u that n9thing wr9ng is happening here. Y9u have n9 reas9n t9 6e afraid."

Kankri continues to strip you. He can't get your clothes all the way off over the restraints, so he just leaves them at your ankles and wrists. Kankri hovers over you on the bed. He hasn't bothered to take his own clothes off yet.

He kisses you on the lips, but you keep yours pressed together. He doesn't even try to push past that. He instead moves to your neck and starts kissing you there. The skin is sensitive, and you try to lean your head into his so that he can't keep doing that. Kankri moves his head away quickly, but you know that it was to protect you from his horns, rather than to respect your boundaries.

When he moves in to kiss the other side, he makes sure to hold your head in place before he leans in. This time you feel his teeth grazing your skin, before he bites down. It's not enough to really hurt, but it stings and it's uncomfortable. You feel him tugging on the skin a little and you can almost feel the bruise forming.

He reaches between the two of you in order to rub your clit. He's still biting spots on your neck. He's bitten your neck before, but never in a sexual way. You've never felt as exposed as you do right now.

After a couple minutes of rubbing your clit and rotating between kissing and biting your neck, Kankri gets off the bed. He turns away from you while he strips, like some mockery of decency.

When he crawls back onto the bed, you can see that his bulge is already unsheathed. He climbs on top of you and tries to coax his bulge into your hole. The positioning is weird, since your ankles are still tied together. If Kankri were human, he would have needed to untie you, at least briefly, to reach your hole. You would have had a chance to kick him and ward him off.

Instead, Kankri's bulge slithers in between your thighs, finding your hole quickly. It slides in. You aren't taking the whole thing, since Kankri's positioning doesn't allow for full penetration. It's still enough that you can feel it, still enough that it stretches you out after 3 years of having nothing inside of you.

Kankri's bulge moves quickly once it's inside of you. It burrows in as far as it can before grinding and writhing against your walls. Kankri moves his hand back to your clit, rubbing it more aggressively this time. You can feel yourself getting closer to orgasming. It hits when Kankri's bulge grinds more aggressively against your front wall. Kankri smiles at you and leans forward to kiss you on your forehead, glad that you orgasmed.

When Kankri cums, his bulge pumps you full of genetic material. It's enough that it almost hurts. His bulge keeps slowly oozing more genetic material into you while Kankri lays on top of you. Your position and the tapering of his bulge ensure that every drop of his genetic material stays locked inside of you.

"D9 y9u think having a kid w9uld make y9u feel 6etter? May6e all 9f y9ur fear and anger is just misdirected 6a6y fever."

You don't know if he can get you pregnant, and you don't want to find out. You start trying to flail again. It hurts your arms and legs, but this time Kankri takes a hint and gets off you. You watch him grab a towel, and you really hope that he doesn't intend on a second round.

Kankri doesn't take any of his genetic material out of you. He dabs at the sensitive skin with the cloth. You feel him push some of the genetic material back into you before he pulls your underwear back on, like he's trying to keep it all inside of you. He pulls the rest of your clothes back down, fixing them as best he can. He puts his own clothes on next.

"See? That wasn't 6ad at all. I d9n't mean t9 invalidate y9ur feelings, and I'm s9rry if it c9mes acr9ss as such, 6ut there was really n9 need f9r y9u t9 6e as upset a69ut that as y9u were."

He curls himself around you, lightly brushing his fingers over the forming bruises that freckle your neck. You hope that this won't become a pattern, but you're almost certain it will. Maybe it really would be better to forget about your old life, if this is your punishment for missing it.

[nepetawrites]

could you do a blackrom kankri x reader?

So sorry for the wait, i hope you like this! I decided to do a short fic on the two of you going on a hate-date since i wanted to try smth new! hope you enjoy :D!!!

BLACKROM KANKRI X READER

Kankri's foot tapped impatiently against the ground as they stood arms crossed outside the train station. You were supposed to be here 10 minutes ago, and this was an absolutely vile display of negligence, as to be expected by you.

You made your way through the crowds of people, looking for a troll in a bright red sweater. You could just... not show up and save yourself another lecture from him, but you were already here. Too late now, you guess. Finally, you see him and make your way over to him. He rolls his eyes upon seeing you. "There you are. Pardon my rudeness but in most cultures being this late would be considered an excessive display of impoliteness." he said, in his typical mildly condescending tone. You had never heard him this bitter sounding. "Do you see how busy this train station is? Plus, i live ages away from here." You say in response, hoping to get a bit of a reaction from him despite your genuine reasoning. "I invited you to go on a very enriching trip, and i would expect you put in a bit more effort." he said, his voice now beyond bitter. He has never taken this tone of voice before. "Seriously, why do I even bother sometimes?" He muttered to himself. "Well, maybe I don't want to waste my time on a lecture. Who says i don't know half the stuff you talk about, anyway?" You snap back, not angrily, but more competitively. The train screeched into the station, halting to a stop with its doors sliding open slowly. Kankri huffed and turned his back, walking towards the train and entering. He took a seat, just next to the window, and you sat down next to him. "You are utterly unbelievable at times. You make my spine crawl with how disrespectful and stubborn you can be." Kankri said in a very out of character snap of annoyance. You couldn't help but snort a bit. "What? What's so funny?" he asked in confusion. "Aren't such intense public displays of hate towards a kismesis usually considered socially unacceptable? Thought you of all people should know that." You said, your voice peppered by a slight laugh. Kankri looked taken aback. "Well, i- That is an extremely loaded accusation, and to assume it would be seen as such is incredibly problematic due to the correlation between..." the two of you began an incredibly long tangent, trading subtly passive-aggressive jabs at one another. A few hours of this passed, and by the time it had stopped, the train was nearly empty. You never ended up going on the trip he wanted to take you to, due to getting too worked up in your lecture fight. Now was probably a good time to head home, anyway. You gave him a punch on the shoulder goodbye, to which the two of you got out onto the station and made your ways back to your hives.

[gr0tesqueang3l]

could i request kankri with an s/o that gets hurt very easily? i feel like if he saw the big bruise i got like 2 days ago from running into my couch hed flip LMAO

i'm back. i'm writing again! :) i'll try to answer as many requests as i can :)

♡ kankri would absolutely freak the fuck out

♡ he'd completely bombard you with questions

♡ when you tell him you just like bumped into something or did something dumb he'd be even more worried

♡ bro would try to wrap you up in bubble wrap

♡ he just wants you to be safe

♡ he would make sure you won't do anything dumb again so you won't get hurt

sorry this is so short and that i took so long to answer this :)

[originalhomestuckscenarios]

hello!! could i request kankri with a human reader that says the most random things simply because theyre (the thoughts) are on there mind? just like ''hey kankri, did you know that its illegal to own one guinea pig in switzerland? apparently it's because its considered animal abuse cause theyre social animals and can get lonely..'' AND IMAGINE THE CONVERSATION AFTERWARDS LMAOOO

Random human trivia is kinda fucking wild

Kankri with S/O who shares whatever is on their mind

Reader here is gender neutral and a human

As someone knowledgeable it's hard for him to get confused by- what the fuck.

It's how usually he thinks when talking to you. Literally goes from being ready to being shocked by some parts of human culture or earthly customs.

But no matter how surprised he gets, he always continues on with the conversation. After all switching the topic and ignoring your remark isn't the most appropriate way of handling the information.

It got to the point where he started researching random human facts deeper just so one day he can surprise you with actually knowing.

No matter how hard he tries though, he won't be able to read your mind so he'll have to wait for this to happen.

Other than that he actually really likes learning from you. Even if most of your random thoughts aren't that useful now that you're in dream bubbles.

~Mod Auvana

[xeawea]

hey! could i request a purple blooded reader x signless, x kankri and x meulin? all separate, please!! :)

hcs for the signless and kankri with a purpleblood!reader

(i didn't write meulin because i was having a hard time writing her and didnt want to half-ass her part,but i didn't want to leave this ask to rot because i really like it, i'm very sorry i couldn't fufill all of the characters D:)

notes: signless can be seen as platonic or romantic...i think thats it? reader has a typing quirk where they replace the letter i with '||', the letter L with "//" and they capitalize all letter e's.

ex. "hE//o! || am _____."

Signless

• it was certainly unexpected for a troll of your...hue.... to attend one of his sermons- nevertheless, he let you stay.

• he thought you were an undercover spy at first glance, but he believed that you could change for good of others.

• when you kept coming back to listen to him, he began to speak with you after the sermons.

• "thE ||dEa of a p//acE whErE my fr||Ends do not havE to worry about what thEy say to othErs or what thEy do bEcausE of thE||r b//ood co//or... makEs mE happy."

• he began to hang out with you more, asking for your opinion on current situations..stuff like that.

• maybe you can help your friends find a better home.

Kankri

• very much believes in 'treating you like everyone else no matter your hue.'

• ...your blood color is brought up very frequently...yeah...

• please??? tell him to shut up??? your relationship won't change because your a purpleblood???

• "kankr|| godamn vantas if you do not shut up in 2 m||nutEs || w||//// havE to k||ss you on your stup||d //||tt//E facE :(((("

• he loves you very much. do not let anyone else tell you otherwise. or do. and tell kankri. and he will talk them off.

[luminousbravery]

Uh Hi! I haven’t requested here before so hi! May I please get some Kankri,Sollux and maybe Cronus (if you want) with a royal S/0? Have a nice day!

WELCOME TO THE CLUB!!!!! i don't bite i promise. here's your request!

KANKRI AND SOLLUX WITH A ROYAL S/O

SOLLUX

He totally brags about you. Just sayin.

Mostly to troll his friends. Pun intended. Almost.

Because nobody believes a goldblood would have a SUPER real SUPER cool royal S/O

...BUT HE DOES!!!!

And he adores you. He's a smug bastard abt it.

KANKRI

He totally tries to not bring up your status too much

He wants to "treat you as equal"

Though I feel like by doing so he accidentally makes it SUPER obvious.

Like he sometimes can't shut up abt it. Despite wanting to not make it obvious????

He loves you either way though