✧ you’re thriving in academia. meanwhile, they're googling "how to protect yourself from a chemistry-psychology double major" ― isagi yoichi + karasu tabito + nagi seishiro + itoshi rin x reader (all spearate) ⋆ incl. fluff, crack, reader is a double major in chem and psych 𝜗ৎ i'm coping because i have to go in later today to do a 4 hour titration (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞
𐔌 𝐈𝐒𝐀𝐆𝐈 𝐘𝐎𝐈𝐂𝐇𝐈꒱
“Chem and psych?!” Isagi almost drops his water bottle. “Bro, why don’t you just major in ‘world domination’ and get it over with?”
You deadpan. “That’s my minor.”
He stares. Horrified. “You’re joking.”
You make him think you're not.
Suddenly he’s sweating buckets whenever you so much as jot something in a notebook. “What was that? Did you just analyze me?? Did you just write down I’m insecure??”
“Yes,” you say, clicking your pen, “and needy.”
He flushes so hard that you know you're spot on.
Later, he tries to argue with you but can’t stop himself from blurting. “WAIT. Are you, like, cooking chemicals and then gaslighting us into thinking it’s psychology??”
You tilt your head. “Do you feel gaslit right now?”
He feels a chill go down his spine.
You haunt his dreams.
𐔌 𝐊𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐒𝐔 𝐓𝐀𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐎꒱
When you mention you’re a double major in chemistry and psychology, Karasu actually sits back like you just threatened him with a knife.
“...So you can make explosives and diagnose me with three personality disorders?”
You shrug. “Four, if you count the one you’re clearly hiding.”
Karasu clutches his chest like you just shot him. “Baby, I already live in fear of my grandma’s side-eye, don’t add yourself to the list.”
A few days later he’s telling people you’re basically the Joker with student debt. He starts calling you “genius” like it’s a slur. When you tell him your psych labs involve rat behavior, he deadpans. “Congrats, I’m volunteering as tribute. No need for rats. I am the rat. Your mental analysis worked on me.”
𐔌 𝐍𝐀𝐆𝐈 𝐒𝐄𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐑𝐎꒱
You’re explaining your workload when Nagi blinks at you slowly, like a sleepy cat.
“Chemistry… and psychology?”
“Yeah,” you say, sipping your coffee.
He stares for a full thirty seconds, then, “…That’s cheating.”
“What?”
“You’re, like… building bombs and reading minds. That’s hacks.”
You laugh. “It’s not like that—”
“No,” he interrupts, yawning. “You’re literally a supervillain origin story. Bet you’ve got, like, three monologues ready.”
The next day he refuses to nap near you, mumbling something about not wanting to wake up in a beaker. When you point out you don’t even own a beaker, he just squints and says, “That’s exactly what a future lab cult leader would say.”
𐔌 𝐈𝐓𝐎𝐒𝐇𝐈 𝐑𝐈𝐍 ꒱
You casually drop that you’re double majoring. Rin squints at you like you’re personally offending his bloodline.
“Why the hell would you do that to yourself?”
“I like science. And brains.”
“Yeah? I like soccer and sleep, but you don’t see me doing both.”
You raise an eyebrow. “Rin, you do both.”
He stares, processing his words. Then he flushes hard and glares at you like he's ready to commit a felony for his pride. “…Shut up.”
Later that week he walks past your desk, sees you scribbling chemical equations next to a case study on serial killers, and mutters,
“You’re one bad day away from becoming the villain in my life story.”
The craziest part is that he finds it kinda hot. You suggest doing a dissection on his brain to figure out why, and he stutters when he says no. Which only convinces you further that he’d let you if you asked twice. Nicely.
✧ 烏 旅人 ﹒﹒ 𖹭 karasu tabito is your boyfriend who makes a habit of texting you at 2 am ― karasu tabito x reader ⋆ incl. a lot of bird jokes, reader being so done with karasu, i feel like he's kinda ooc in this one (?) 𝜗ৎ i just love karasu (sighs dreamily) . . . he makes my hole weak―i mean my whole week!!
