⋆˙⟡♡ random headcanons of him as your brother!
starring — hyoma chigiri, michael kaiser, charles chevalier, tabito karasu, vivien Hugo
I feel like you and him would be very close in age.
No more than a two year age gap.
You guys would probably bicker a lot because chigiri has a VERY stank attitude.
He’s the 1st in command of the sassy man apocalypse after all.
He probably leaves his dirty socks everywhere and that never fails to piss you off.
You can’t count how many times you had arguments over him leaving his things everywhere and he’s just staring at you with a bored expression.
“If it bothers you that much, pick them up yourself?”
I also feel like he has the best comebacks when you two are arguing and your sister has to hold her laugh all the time because she doesn’t want you to feel bad.
In all senses of the word because I feel like he'd be a HUGE gossip.
You guys definitely gossip a lot.
Whether it is about that one cousin you two don’t like or people you know in common.
And he always has all the juicy details and you’re there like “Boy, how the hell do you know all this??”
He claims he has “his ways”.
You and your sister have definitely done his make up before.
AND yes he ended up looking better than you two ever did.
“Hyo, you look like a real princess now!”
He pretends he doesn’t like your work, even throws a few critics here and there, but deep down he fucks with it.
He uses your hair products and finishes them without saying anything.
“Hyoma! Maybe stop being a bum and buy your own stuff??”
“Eh? Why would I? Your stuff smells better anyways”
He might be snarky and moody but you two get along at the end of the day
spoilers to michael's past + tw for some mentions of abuse
I’m not 100% sure of whether he’d be a younger or older brother tbh
I can see both scenarios in my head
But him being slightly older makes more sense to me for some reason
Even though he’s slightly older, you were almost like the parent he (and you) never had.
You took care of all his wounds when you were both kids and you two probably held each other close when crying after your father let out his anger on you.
Michael probably tried to stay strong in front of you and defend you from your father.
When you two were still little kids, he’d let you play with his long hair.
You almost lost your shit when he Facetimed you to show you his new haircut.
“Michael what did you do to your hair?! Have you lost your mind??”
“What? You don’t like it?”
“NO, ITS AWFUL! I'M SUEING YOUR BARBER!”
“WELL I’M SUEING NESS THEN”
You still play with his hair mindlessly sometimes.
And he pretends he doesn’t like it and shoos your hand away.
but the truth is it actually reminds him when you'd run your fingers through his hair to soothe him while holding him when he was trembling in your arms after your father had too much to drink again.
and he doesn’t want to break down in front of you.
He wants to look strong but you know the truth.
He wont admit it but he likes it when you make time to go to his games
He def shows off a bit more on the field when you’re watching
“You saw how your big brother played out there? pretty amazing, right?”
“yes, I did... I’m proud of you Michael.”
anyone else would’ve missed the way his face lit up for a bit
No matter how much time passes or how old you two are, you two will always feel the need to protect one another.
You’re the only family you have after all.
Charles is soooo little brother coded
and if you’ve seen any of my smaus you know I STAND by that
Having this boy as your sibling would be a nightmare because he’d be such a menace
You still have a mark on your arm from when he bit you once when you were younger
Till this day you don’t know how he managed to go that deep into your arm…
Even though you love to claim to hate him, you have a picture of the two of you on your wallet — he was still a drooling baby and you a snotty nose child.
He was probably the chunkiest, cutest baby ever too and you love to tease him with his baby pictures from time to time
“you used to be so cute, now you look like a gremlin and you keep on answering me back”
This boy def answers you back all the time
You can even use your older sibling privileges and ask him to get you a cup of water or something cus he’ll straight yell tell you no
you call him stupid nicknames just to piss him off
especially the ones you used for him when he was just a little baby
“chou chou” (because he look like an actual cabbage because of how round his face was) being the one that he hates the most
“Well done on scoring the winning goal chou chou” “FUCKING STOP CALLING ME THAT!” “watch your tone young man, i’m older than you.”
Yeah you’re pretty sure Charles is the antichrist sometimes cus he’s genuinely scary…but hey, when it's good it's good cus he make you laugh
so maybe he's not thaaat bad
He'd be a few years older than you
Like he gets genuine enjoyment out of making you angry
His favourite catchphrase of all time is “Are ya stupid?”
“Shut up tabito, yer mom's stupid” “We have the same mother, idiot”
He’s the type to walk into your room and start doing random shit like flex in the mirror or just throw you the middle finger and walk away without saying a single word to you and you’re just there like “???okay”
he’s also type that leaves the door wide open and turns off your light just to piss you off even more
stays eating your food in the fridge.
"Tabito I swear if i put an ass in the fridge you'll eat it too..."
"you didn't label it or anything, so it's free game"
even if you put a thousand post it notes saying "do not eat" he'd do it anyways...
but even if he enjoys annoying you he’s still super caring
like if you need help with anything he’ll always be there for you
need a lift somewhere? need help with homework? he’ll complain, but he’ll still help you either way.
He’s canonically a younger brother so i’ll keep it as that cus i think its cute
but I don’t think you’d have a massive age gap tho
When Vivien was younger your family was pretty sure he was an old man's soul stuck in a toddler’s body.
Like even the way he spoke when he was a toddler was way too direct and blunt for a child so young.
He’s blank staring at the camera in every single one of his baby pictures.
Except for the one with you and your other sister where he’s sticking his little tongue out.
Or the one where he’s sat on his highchair with a grimace after being fed mushed avocado for the first time
you still bring that picture up from time to time and he pretends not to care
but deep down he’s a bit flustered
“It’s not like I could help it. That thing is nasty...”
Even though you’re not that much older than him, you still liked to take care of him when you two were kids.
You remember having to tie his little shoe laces before taking him to school
and how he’d fuss when you didn’t fold his soccer socks below his knees.
“They’re supposed to cover your knees Viv, I need to pull them up a bit more, okay?”
“I don’t like how it feels….it tickles.”
The fact that he has better natural eyelashes than you pisses you off
Like why did he have to get those genetics instead of you?!
You probably would make fun of him for reading his blank books all the time
“God, you’re so performative Viv. It’s embarrassing…”
“You can’t even go to the bathroom without your phone [Name], that’s why everything feels performative to you.”
He'd overall be a nice sibling to have
doesn't bother you if you don't bother him. pretty chill guy.
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