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Bro did you delete all the Kermit anon stuff? I'm trying to proof how stupid I was at 14yo that I cyberbullied a grown ass adult for looking like Kermit....
I WOULD NEVER
"when i was 14" [looks at last kermit anon ask. it was just last year] hmmmm
i stand by the fact that 14 years old is the dumbest you will ever be but its also prime time to bully someone in their thirties
"*points again at the kermit nodding gif*" damn this early? this is really funny
👀
girl huh
girl wot
I made a kermkult (Kermit cult) on discord and people started eating each other- what do I do- fgjkshdyfjk -Kermit
you embrace your role as god.
hello hello hello it is I, kermit anon, back again to explain that it is not seeing kermit the frog that makes me cry, but rather that one song about rainbows which is aaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAA very nice anyway have a good day
hey hey hey Kermit anon! that’s a little more reasonable. i still don’t cry but it’s ok that you do. Have a good day
Since requests are open, may I request a cute lil fluffy smut drabble with Mark. I can't think of any other details, so feel free to go wild :) If you do want more details though, let me know! - Kermit Anon.
You preferred Mark in his goofy moods the most. He let loose when he was feeling nice, and it never failed to make you laugh until your stomach hurt. Those moods were most likely to happen when Mark was tired, bored or drunk. On this night, he happened to be two out of three.
“Mark, what are you doing?” you asked.
The music was on and he had tried to moonwalk across the floor to get to your shared wardrobe. On the end of his impromptu dance was a pair of cozy pajamas and a bed with you on it, however, Mark never made it to the wardrobe. He let his hands slide down his legs before he slut dropped to the floor. You covered your face in your hands and peeked out through the gap to watch him.
“I’m going to give you the best show of your life,” he said. “Here on the stage for one night only is Super Mark. Ladies, you can look but you cannot touch.”
“Mark, come to bed.” you said.
To the music, Mark started removing his clothes. He threw each item at you and you caught it, throwing it in the dirty bin. He was down to a tie and his briefs when you realized how turned on you were. Mark noticed and tried to be sexy, but when he hit his knee on the corner of the bed, you both decided it was best to give up. Mark came closer and you grabbed his tie, pulling him onto the bed. You kissed him, your tongue exploring his mouth.
“Did you like it?” he asked.
“I loved it,” you said. “You can really shake that ass.”
Mark was on top of you, looking down at you lovingly. He was so tired that he was struggling to stop blinking, but he didn’t want to stop kissing every inch of your skin. Feeling in another mood, he moved your nightgown up your thighs and slid between your legs.
“I’ll be quick,” he said. “Five minutes….okay ten minutes.”
“Almost as quick as your stripping career?” you asked.
Mark laughed. You scooted down the bed until you were completely underneath him. You brought his briefs down his ass and grabbed a handful of cheek. When you came to the front to take his cock and stroke him, he looked wide awake.
“Twenty,” Mark said. “Give me twenty.”
You pushed your panties to the side and guided his cock inside of you. He held you close and fucked you, his hips being put to better use.
hi i just saw that u changed ur pfp to That Sunmi pic and god bless bro🤤💗💗 hope ur having a beautiful day and may the sun shine on you !! ~kermit anon
ahhhh i love that picture too!!! (even though i changed it AGAIN like the indecisive mess i am) i hope you have an amazing day too sweetie 💓
yoo it’s not a COINCIDENCE YOU GOT AN ALL-JISUNG-KILL in your i am you album fAM im telling you this is GOOD KARMA THAT YOU DESERvEe from being such a committed and wHoleSOMe skz blog you go glen coco😩🤟🏽🤟🏽💓💖💓💗💓💖💖~kermit anon
:00 to be mentioned alongside glen coco himself,, i am honoured
BUT ALSO AAAAAAAAAAA
KERMIT ANON!!!!
HOW U BEEN
I take a short break from Tumblr and everything changes... Godspeed Kermit icon. Godspeed.
,,,what’s changed
