ᴘᴀɪʀɪɴɢ ⦂ SHINee x reader ─── ɢᴇɴʀᴇ ⦂ fluff ꕤ headcanon ─── ᴡᴀʀɴɪɴɢꜱ ⦂ some talks about food but nothing specific ꕤ family mentioning marriage
Onew
its not his 1st time meeting your close family
who already view him with postive opinons
onew further improves in thier mind that day
he wasn't even intending to do it
it just happened naturally
winning them over with his personality
he's trying to help with the food
which he end ups getting "scold" him for
joking that he's not part of the family just yet
so he cant know the secret family recipes
cue the two of you making eyebrows at each other
anyways youre kicked out of the kitchen
so you guys are forced to mingle with whoever else is there /hj
onew also gains points in the way he treats you
pulling out your chair for you, getting yalls food, grabbing napkins for you
your dad is very happy in his royal treatment of you
some family members pulling you aside later
telling you that he's a keeper pt. 1
something you already knew
Key
its key's 1st meeting really anyone in your family
hes briefly spoken with your parents though
but its not the same as actually meeting them
no worries because he fits pretty perfectly within your family
they're very much charmed by key
his quips & comebacks cracking them up
your aunties also like his reaction to their gossip
they begin treating him like he's one of them
filling key in on all the drama
even ones that you havent been privy too yet
dont let your aunties know
but key shares it with you later at home
even through all the chaos
he's always got you within his eyesight
key understands that you're not the best surrounded by a crowd
when yall come back together, its time for check-ups
its sweet
both of you making sure the other isnt overwhelmed
Minho
you're not sure exactly how
but minho ends up being everywhere at this bqq
the two of yall walked around when you arrived
greeting family you hadnt seen / talked to in a long time
introducing minho to them as your boyfriend
you had to leave him with the uncles/dads by the grill
but somehow find him tussling with the kids in the field
this results with your aunties whispering in your ear
telling you: he's a keeper for sure pt. 2
which you knew already
of course they're also bringing up marriage and babies too
minho ends up saving you
letting them know that the two of you are enjoying being two for now
he gets your heart fluttering though
whispering in your ear about how he does agree that he wants to marry you
bros lucky youre not dragging him down to the court house
better yet, he's lucky youre not about to make some uncle ordain yall in this yard
Taemin
hes met some of them before
you brought him along to one of your cousin's graduations
they dont have much of an opinion on him just yet though
but i do think taemin is very loved by younger cousins
the kiddos all over him for his attention as soon as yall arrive
you can only wave, giggling as he's pulled away by them
they have to be shooed away to give him a break
its earned him a plus in their parents' eyes
his ruffled state makes you laugh just the tiniest bit harder
taemin doesn't get long to rest though
your grandpa & uncles challenging him to dance battles
here's how i think it plays out
uncle 1: we heard you're a dancer? taemin: silent nodding w/ boba eyes
uncle 2: come prove it then you: taemin you dont have to prove anything to them if you dont want to
grandpa: that's right, cause we all know im the best
Lore time! SHINee was the second group I was exposed to when I got into k-pop. Taemin was my second bias ever! So, here I am again with another kinky shitpost. While I'm OT5 till I die, I'm omitting Jonghyun out of respect and morals.
Jinki || Venus: Aquarius, Mars: Scorpio || Kink: Soft Dom
(I'm beginning to think most kpop group leaders are doms.) So this cheerful risk-taker seeks adventure that goes against traditions, especially in relationships. Combine that with his desire for unusual and challenging love affairs, and you get a soft dom. I swear I’m not projecting. It specifically says he doesn’t like to take orders. A true brat like me. He loves to learn and what better way to do that in a scene where you obey his command? He can be nurturing and gentler than fabric softener. His aftercare? Unrivaled. Most likely to go for someone he’s close to and considers a bestie. F2L FOR EVERYONE. For extra spice, he also gets turned on when you have to sneak around because who doesn’t like a casual panic attack at the thought of getting caught. He doesn’t like sharing either and has a quick temper so try not to make him jealous or you might end up in one of many marathon sessions. Stay hydrated, queen.
Hi, I’m here to share my “Key is a baby boy” agenda. Hear me out. His chart shares a lot of points with mine and if I gotta own up to it then I’m exposing him, too. So, he’s secretive, shy, and overthinks the shit out of everything. Like seriously worries he’s not good enough or is underperforming. My heart, y’all. Likes praise, loads of love, affection, and attention. Do you see it yet? Like his leader, he’s uncomfy with taking orders BUT doesn’t insist on being in charge. He’s a sub and I’ll go down with the ship on this one. Like honestly, he’s a giver and just wants to hear he’s doing good. He can be a brat when he’s feeling playful. Team “Love=Sex” so if he’s down to fuck you better believe he’s gonna get attached after. So take responsibility. Likes experimenting in bed but needs a trustworthy partner to let loose with. Baby. Boy. What’s the best way to calm an overactive mind during sex? Sensory play. Blindfold him and overwhelm his senses with your touch, voice, and scent and BAM! Subspace. He fucking lives for it. Almost addicted to the peace he gets from allowing someone else to take over and make him feel everything. On a side note, he’ll 100% go for a foreigner and is attracted to love/hate relationships. Rivals/Enemies to Lovers AU is on the menu!
Minho || Venus: Scorpio, Mars: Sagittarius || Turn On: Degradation
This goofy little shit lives for teasing you. The king of playfulness, he does anything he can think of to rile you up including, but not limited to striking up a debate, being blunt about how he'd fuck you, and yes being degrading. And don't let him find out you like that shit. Kiss your sanity goodbye, bitches. He'll pour his heart and soul into spending every available moment torturing you. And once you give in just to see if he can do more than talk shit, it's a wrap. Spoiler: he can. He gets crazy focused on you and every little sound you make, makes it his life's mission to ruin you for anyone else. All the while keeping the insults coming. Luckily, he's not into casual flings and leans more towards monogamy as he's very loyal in love, even if he's not aware of his own true feelings. He's prone to jealousy so expect some angry turned makeup sex.
Taemin || Venus: Gemini, Mars: Virgo || Turn On: Pool Sex
Bub just wants to be safe and secure, and we all felt that. He's sensitive to his environment so he's looking for someone with the right vibes. Skittish by nature, he finds it hard to settle down and will run when he feels commitment might be on the table. He's a soft one afraid of losing his freedom, yet still wants passion and intimacy in his life. With the right person, he'd feel comfortable enough to be playful and teasing, even experiment sexually. So fuck him in a pool! He loves water, and it'd be a sexual awakening for you both. Trust me on this. He can be a mess of nerves and anxiety (like Key) and what's the most theraputic substance on earth? Water. In the right setting, a private pool would be enough to soothe his mind and allow you both to explore each other in a new way. He'd fucking love it. It might not be a daily thing but you can bet a bottle of lube it'll be his top three places to fuck.
„Speed dating?“, you asked baffled. „You want me to go speed dating with you?“
Your best friend nodded her head eagerly. „Think about it. Our love life sucks and this way we can meet a lot of guys in a short amount of time. It’s cost efficient!“
Her business major definitely got the best of her. „Can’t you just download tinder or something?“, you whined.
She pushed you off the couch and ushered you to your closet.
„Change into something sexy and let’s go steal some hearts tonight.“
Ever since your heart got stolen years ago you made peace with the state of your love life. A sad heart that was still beating was better than no heart at all, right?
You put on a red dress and fumbled with your pearls, deciding to play along for tonight. „Put on a smile, act cheerily and get through this“, you encouraged yourself while looking in the mirror.
„Hwaiting y/n, hwaiting.“
The event was held in a high class restaurant, almost making you feel out of place. „Are you sure this is the right one?“
Your friend nodded happily. „Yes, come on.“
The interior was all white and minimalistic, turning the place into an elegant adventure. Inside were a lot of people - younger and older, introverted and outgoing, boring to the eyes and drop dead gorgeous.
A group of three caught your eyes immediately - they were all so different in looks, yet united in handsomeness. You nudged your friend and tilted your head in their direction, praying to be matched with one of them.
„I don’t know whom I want to meet first, y/n. The one that looks traumatized by everyone in here, the one with the smoking hot body or the cheeky one that keeps biting his lip.“
You burst out laughing, immediately getting side eyed by other contestants.
„Ahem, can I get everyone’s attention? Welcome to our speed dating event tonight.“
The host, a guys in his late 50s, was visibly happy to accommodate such an event. „We’re going to divide you into groups of six, so you have enough time to get to know each other.“
You scanned the room once more, nervous about who you would meet tonight. „There are no rules but please be open and friendly. Who knows, maybe you’ll meet the love of your life here tonight?“, he chuckled giddily.
You rolled your eyes as hard as you could, not believing in that possibility anymore.
They assigned you to a room and told you to wait for the other participants. You noticed your trembling fingers, getting mad at yourself for being nervous about such a peculiar thing. Minutes after you welcomed the next participant, a stunning woman in her 30s.
She beamed at you excitedly. „Hi girls, nice to meet you.“
You chatted for a while as you waited for the guys to join you. The door flung open and you forgot how to breathe as you realized who had just walked in.
„Hey everybody“, they greeted you. Your best friend pinched your arm, smirking deviously. „Told you it was a good idea.“
Your first speed date was with Kibum. 5 minutes should be enough to decide if you’d like to see him again, right? He was definitely nervous at first, eyeing you up and down. Kibum had a certain vibe about him, like you had visit from royalty. Talking to him was fun as he provided a lot of sassy comments and remarkable stories. He talked a lot with his face, letting you know what he felt without saying a word. You could easily picture spending more time with him watching reality tv and gossiping about people’s fashion choices.
The bell rang loudly, announcing the end of your first date.
„It was my pleasure, y/n“, he waved you off nonchalantly.
Your second date was Minho. „Nice to meet you, y/n“, he said politely.
Minho had a certain charm about him, embodying maturity as well as grace. He definitely seemed grown and grounded. You chatted a bit about hobbies, passions and ambitions before the ball rang again.
He squeezed your hands before getting up, flashing you his warmest smile before moving on to the next girl. You pictured yourself with him but felt a bit distant, fearing days of soccer training and talks about how to invest your money wisely.
Last but not least you had your final date with the youngest of them. Taemin was different than the others, yet he blended into the group perfectly. He was outgoing and bubbly, chatting away and giggling about the most random things. He intrigued you the most but you couldn’t understand why.
You examined his face, blushing slightly as you counted his freckles.
„You’re adorable“, he smiled sweetly at you. Your cheeks turned deep red as he caught you off guard. „Me? Why?“
His answer got caught off in the bell‘s ringing, leaving you disappointed. Taemin noticed right away and leaned over, whispering into your ear.
„Choose me and I’ll tell you why next time, y/n.“
Even after he was long gone you still could feel his lips on your earlobe.
„So, anyone you liked?“, you jumped up and down, eager to know about the other‘s experience.
The older girl shook her head and packed her bags. „They’re all nice but I want someone older. Good luck for you all.“
Your best friend turned to you expectedly. „I’m pretty sure I know who you want to see again.“
Images of Taemin flashed your mind, reddening your cheeks again. You didn’t want to be so obvious though, so you played it cool.
„Which one do you think?“
„Oh please“, she rolled her eyes at you, „it’s obviously Taemin.“
„What makes it so obvious?“
„Well, you’re practically the same person.“
You chuckled proudly. „Oh yeah? Because we’re both gorgeous as hell? Or because of our funny jokes? Quirky personality?“
„No“, her voice was flat, „because you both feel broken.“
Her words felt like a punch to the stomach.
„Broken?“
She looked at you concerned. „Didn’t you see his sad eyes?“
Pictures of Taemin‘s eyes flooded your mind but it was hard for you to decipher sadness in them. You got irritated. „What makes you say that? He was so bubbly and happy. I don’t think he’s sad at all.“
Your best friend sighed, choosing her words carefully.
„Or was he a bit too much? Almost hyper? People, especially with depression, tend to do that a lot, y/n. The bubblier they are, the more they’re concealing their pain. Did you really not notice?“
You did not.
Your friend got up and placed a kiss on the crown of your head. „I guess you have been too occupied with holding up your own bubbly facade to even notice who’s really sitting in front of you.“
Tears perked your eyes, stinging heavily. Your best friend took your face into her hand and made you look at her, a mixture of compassion and bossiness in her gaze. „Don’t do that anymore. Just be real about what you feel. M‘kay?“
Warnings: They call each other baby, mutual masturbation, long-distance playtime.
=Let me know if I missed any.=
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You loved your boyfriend Key but, sometimes when he'd go on tour it was hard. It was great during the times when he could take you with him but, the times when he can't they were torture. Besides missing him all the time it was especially difficult when you were needy and he wasn't here to please you. He felt the same way. That's how you found yourself video calling him only wearing your sexiest lingerie.
"Hey, baby," he said answering your call.
"I have a question," you said, " Are you back at your hotel room yet?"
"Yeah, why," he asked. That's when you panned down to show him what you were wearing. His eyes widened as he took in the sight of you in your lingerie.
"Damn babe," he said, "you look amazing." You smiled, feeling a little more confident now that you had his attention.
"I'm feeling a little needy," you said, "and you're not here to take care of me."
"I know babe," he said, "I'm sorry but, you know how much I love you and want you."
"I know," you said, "but words aren't enough. I need you to show me."
He licked his lips, his eyes dark with desire. "What do you want me to do?" he asked.
You bit your lip, feeling more and more turned on by the second. "I want you to touch yourself for me," you said, "I want to watch you."
"Anything for you, baby," he said.
You smiled, feeling powerful and sexy. "I want to make it good for you," you said, "I want you to lose yourself in the fantasy."
"I'm already lost," he said, "now what do you want me to do?"
"I want you to unzip your pants and pull out that fat cock of yours," you said, "and I want you to touch yourself." You heard him unzip his pants as he pulled out his cock. You couldn't help but moan just from the sight of it. It was already hard and begging to be touched. You wanted to grab it and stroke it until he came but, you knew you couldn't. Curse the distance stopping you. I guess through a phone screen would be good enough.
"Are you ready," you asked.
"Fuck yes," he said, "I'm so fucking ready." You slipped off your panties, letting them drop to the ground and you spread your legs. You were already dripping wet at just the sight of him even through the phone.
You couldn't believe how horny you were just from the sight of his cock. You took your time, teasing with your fingers and your clit as you spread your pussy lips. You knew your boyfriend was doing the same. You knew he was stroking his cock slowly.
"Fuck," he said, "you're so wet." You smiled, loving that you could affect him so much. You watched him stroke himself slowly, taking his time. You were so tempted to ask him to hurry but you managed to refrain. You wanted to see his face as he came. You wanted to hear him moaning your name. You wanted to see his expression of pure pleasure.
"You're so fucking sexy," he said, "I want to fucking cum all over you."
You spread your legs wider, knowing you were getting closer to your own orgasm. You moaned, knowing that he was just as excited as you. Your hands were a blur, rubbing your tender clit and you felt yourself begin to fall over the edge. "I'm so close baby," you said.
"Fuck," he said, "I'm going to cum."
"Do it," you said, "Cum for me." That was all it took to push you over the edge. The idea of him doing the same pushed you to orgasm and you couldn't stop it even if you tried.
"I'm cumming baby," you said, "Cum with me." You heard him moan, gasping your name as he came. You watched as his expression went from ecstasy to utter bliss. His cum spurted out, flowing through the air and landing on his stomach.
"That was amazing," you said, "But, I can't wait for you to come home so I can have the real thing."
"Me too, baby," he said still panting. After a few minutes of trying to recover you both decided to get ready for bed together. You cleaned up, brushed your teeth, and put on pajamas. All the while talking about your days. You missed him so much and it kinda hurt knowing that he wouldn't be able to cuddle you like he usually does. Instead, you both settled for hugging a pillow and keeping the call going until he woke up in the morning to get ready for the next show. It was sad not getting to see him when you woke up but, he had sent you a cute video message to wake up to and that would be enough for now until he came home.
