#keys?

[afterdarkafternight]

tag yourself i’m b flat minor

[frejamart]

hi guys if i made lotf charms would that be fun and also would you guys like them and support me thru the process of learning how to make charms

[thenightling]

Lot key?

So I was eavesdropping on my grandfather’s TV while he was watching the local “Capital region” upstate New York news.  And the anchor woman said tonight is the first night of The Festival of Lights. She gave a brief history of Hanukkah and then ended it with “And that’s why they eat lot-keys.” 

Lot-Keys...  That was the worst pronunciation of that word I had ever heard.  That goes right up there with Michael Gambon on Jim Henson’s The Storyteller: Greek myths pronouncing Calliope as Kally-oh-pay.  Jewish people eat lot keys, folks!

It took me a moment to realize she meant latkes (potato pancakes).  My stepfather was Jewish and he loved latkes.   He taught my mother how to make them and she made them often for us.   Both have passed away.  But anyway.   As soon as I realized the woman meant Latkes when she said “Lot keys” I was like Well... You’re not jewish...   

Lot Keys...

Happy Hanukkah, folks!

[bunbunbecca]

Whenever I’m in a bad mood I impulsively do things

Collapse on the ground no matter where I am

Throw the closest thing I can find as hard as I can

Hit my head on the wall

Whack a tree with a bat

Groan

Scream

Dance to no music

Dance with music

Yeet literally everything within reaching distance

[whodidwhatnow]

so very very happy that roomie isn’t around to hear my terrible post-workout-shower singing :S

[levixfairchild-blog]

“Uh...so. I guess you dropped this? Someone was trying to take it but...thought you might want it back.”