#khaji da

[lilsnuffklins]

it's amazing how you can see how much my art changed by these Lilcharacters //

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[copperpipes]

Can't really tell by the lack of identifying features on the armor

I eat them because they are fucking chicken nuggets moment

Meme originally from YouTube about venom but I made it about these two idiots.

Khaji-da doesn't pay rent 😔

[karen13-rockleek]

1+1=1

[drempen]

Symbiote Khaji da au

[ballnutty]

INJUSTICE 2 !!!

[queen-of-gotham]

Wingman.exe

(Jaime Reyes x F!reader)

Word Count: 370

Debrief: Khaji Da wishes to help Jaime court his love interest

Case Notes: requested by anon! Enjoy!

Jaime swore he’d done everything right today. Hair was brushed. Hoodie didn’t have a grease stain from taco night. He’d even practiced his smile in the mirror for exactly five minutes and forty-seven seconds.

All that prep, completely useless, because the second you walked into the workshop, he froze.

“Hey, Reyes,” you greeted, leaning on the doorframe. “Working on something new?”

“Uh— yeah! I mean— no! Well— yes, but not like, new-new, just kinda… old but upgraded—”

[Khaji Da]: The female appears interested in your craftsmanship. Engage courtship display immediately.

Jaime (mentally): Bro, please don’t—

[Khaji Da]: Perhaps flare the armor’s bioluminescent panels. Display your wingspan to assert dominance and attractiveness.

Jaime (still smiling, panicking): “Haha, uh—yeah, upgrades! Nothing special though—”

SHRRRIP!

The blue armor suddenly rippled to life across his back, wings spreading dramatically in a gleaming metallic arc. His wings fluttering for flair.

You blinked, assuming something about the wings was part of the upgrade to his scarab tech, “… wow. That’s… actually really cool.”

Jaime wanted to die.

“Khaji, what the hell?!” he hissed under his breath.

[Khaji Da]: The display was successful. Her heart rate elevated by 13%. Continue with step two: offer sustenance to indicate potential for resource provision.

“I’m not gonna offer her food like I’m feeding a stray cat!” he whisper-yelled.

[Khaji Da]: Incorrect. Courtship ritual step three: establish dominance through combat—

“NO COMBAT!”

You raised an eyebrow, clearly hearing that exchange, “You okay, Jaime?”

“Yeah! Just— uh— talking to myself. Normal guy stuff. Totally fine.”

You chuckled, stepping closer, “Normal guy stuff includes yelling about combat and stray cats?”

“…depends on the guy?” he offered weakly.

[Khaji Da]: Proceed to final stage: direct proposal of mating partnership.

Jaime (mentally screaming): NOT LIKE THAT, MAN!

“Y’know what,” he blurted suddenly, rubbing the back of his neck, “how about we just— go out sometime? Like— coffee, movie, food, whatever you want! Not combat, I promise.”

You smiled, a little amused by his flustered energy, “I’d like that, Reyes.”

[Khaji Da]: Success. Potential mate accepted. Initiating bonding sequence—

“NO. NO SEQUENCES.”

You laughed outright this time. “Whatever’s going on in your head, tell your scarab he’s the best wingman ever.”

Jaime sighed in defeat. “That’s the problem. He knows.”

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[amourfouu]

jaime reyes: full-time loverboy, part-time intergalactic suit host, forever a victim of khaji-da’s commentary.

it used to be serious:

“elevated heart rate. visual focus locked. is this a threat?”

now she’s just petty:

“hormone spike detected. weakness confirmed. again.”

so when jaime’s leaning against the counter, smiling all soft while you talk about your day, khaji of course chooses that moment to pop up in his head.

“this level of distraction is inefficient, jaime. would you like me to initiate ‘charm protocol’ on your behalf?”

jaime just rolls his eyes, muttering low under his breath, “shut up.”

and you pause, blinking. “excuse me?”

his head shoots up like a deer in headlights. “what? oh! no, not you. never you, baby. it’s khaji. she’s—” he makes a vague buzzing gesture around his head, “running her mouth again.”

you raise an eyebrow, a little amused. “mhm. thought so.” khajis antics were (unfortunately) nothing new

khaji chirps in his mind. “i like her, very wise. you are indeed whipped.”

jaime sighs. “khaji. i hate you.”

“untrue”

[fishissue420]

I watched blue beetle and started maining spidey in rivals and this is the outcome