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hands in marriage? can I have? you guys' hands in marriage? please hand in marriage??
Editorial by Hyein Seo, W/ Woo Won-jae, Mokyo, Khyo & Minsung
photo by @ descapes
i just ran three different Drag Race simulators for vtubers (hololive, nijisanji, various indie vtubers) and the results are. there was a lot happening.
On the Hololive side, Roberu kept fucking sweeping everything and then got third after being unceremoniously eliminated. Meaning that the finale was between Temma and Regis, which Regis won, but it SHOULD be noted that until this moment, Temma never lip synched the whole entire season.
The Nijisanji side was chaotic as hell. Somehow Lauren Iroas got third despite getting sent to elimination FOUR TIMES. Nagao Kei (who got second) was in every single Untucked episode and made out with Bonnivier (who was previously established to have hooked up with Ryushen). When asked who he would send home, Kanae tried to vote for Aster despite the fact that Aster had already been sent home by that point, and later, no one voted for Kanae for Miss Congeniality, not even Kuzuha (Chronoir in shambles). Suha only went to elimination once: in week 2, when he sent home Uki. He then proceeded to utterly decimate the whole competition.
In the Indie bracket, iPN got sent home first, which wouldn’t be that surprising, but you have to understand that i accidentally aborted my original attempt, which iPN ALSO lost. Somehow Nux Taku got to fourth place despite literally everyone’s attempts to kill him. Cy Yu and Saka got sent home at the same time, and then they voted to bring back a contestant... and it was a tie between Cy Yu and Saka. Which Cy Yu won (he also got Miss Congeniality). Shxtou got to sixth place despite having a better track record than both Nux AND rpr (who was also here). OH RIGHT also Nux took down Khyo in a lip synch, but was only up for elimination in the first place because he nominated himself. AND THEN the Untucked revealed that Nux was in a conspiracy to send the losing queen (Khyo) home, which means that Nux SELF-SABOTAGED HIMSELF to take out Khyo.
Anyways I’m gonna be running an All Stars season because this shit is so fucking funny.
nijisanji shooting themselves in the foot to the point where said foot is mangled beyond repair
wactor factor is off the charts today boys
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When I’m thinking about you
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Sorry for not continuing the advent calendar ✌
So I ran the VDrag Race All Stars season. Christ what a shitshow.
Okay so, I’m just gonna give a highlights retelling here:
Utsugi Uyu got eliminated first, which wouldn’t be so memorable if not for the fact that he was first elim in the Hololive season too.
Khyo started strong and then petered out, but he was in the game for a long-ass time, to the point where everyone was trying to send this bitch home. He got fifth place, literally just before the finale.
If you’ll recall, Bonnivier had a brief slut arc in the Nijisanji season where he and Ryushen had previously hooked up and then he made out with Nagao. This continues into the All Stars season where he hooks up with Arurandeisu, except then Arurandeisu hooks up with Luca Kaneshiro. Luca then campaigns in every lip synch to send Aruran home.
Aruran eventually WAS sent home, but not because of Luca (Luca was one of the worst lip synchers in the game consistently); it was because Kishido Temma was in a conspiracy with Khyo and Aster Arcadia.
Aster, btw, was previously in a lip synch against Aruran, which Aster lost. Aruran was later sent home, but then LaLaPaRuZa happened, and Aruran was the only eliminated queen to come back. Because he was paired up against Aster, who he had previously beaten in the lip synch, and therefore he knew he was going to win.
Unrelated to the above, but after Aruran was sent home, Bonnivier continued his slut arc by hooking up with Khyo. I GUESS we stan?
Okay, so, it was a talent show premiere, which means the person who was eliminated that episode largely doesn’t matter since they stay in the game anyways. BUT. Nux Taku won that episode, and he immediately tried to send Luca home. Later, Nux won another lip synch (both times against Khyo???) and tried to eliminate Aster, but Aster had the golden chocolate bar, and was therefore safe that episode. Later, Nux is up for elimination, and Aruran wins the lip synch against Aster, so Aruran sends home Kanade Izuru - but then we see the lipstick choices, and ASTER CHOSE LUCA. And then we cut to that episode’s Untucked, and we learn that JUST BEFORE THE LIPSTICK CHOICE, Nux and Aster became friends, which MEANS that Nux tried to have Aster send home Nux’s first week pick.
Incredibly funny note about the above: Nux infamously sent himself to elimination on purpose in his own season just to take out Khyo, and then the All Stars season OPENED with a Nux vs Khyo lip synch.
Roberu beats Luca and sends Temma home, yeah, sure, but the relationship chart for Untucked immediately updates Roberu and Temma as enemies, which. Implies that sending Temma home wasn’t actually strategy or anything, Roberu just hated Temma. Which is a lot.
Aster and Lauren Iroas voted for each other for Miss Congeniality. Aster won, but I just thought that was a cute moment.
After being thrown out of the competition at the top three of his own season, Yukoku Roberu proceeded to absolutely DECIMATE this season, never being in the bottom ONCE and even being safe with Luca during the LaLaPaRuZa. The other finalists were Raftak (who played exceptionally strong), and Luca, who, after a mediocre start, stepped his pussy WAY way up and was a top scorer consistently, even winning a couple lip synchs despite being literally one of the worst lip synchers in the VDrag Cinematic Universe as a whole.
At some point, Merryweather and Shxtou got into a fight. This isn’t important in any way, but I thought the dogboy-on-dogboy violence was very funny, and then I noticed that in the exact same episode, Aruran was fucking Luca.
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