Naruto Headcanons
✨️How Naruto men act when they have a crush on you?✨️
Requested by lovely @misaismissing 💜
Fluff 💜
Characters: Kakashi, Sasuke, Shikamaru, Naruto, Gaara, Kiba, Rock Lee
Kakashi
- he has two wolves inside of him — one is trying to impress you, the other is shy and gets easily flustered
- so when he sees you, it's hard to predict what will happen
- one moment you're talking to a calm, almost intimidating jōnin, all strength and intelligence —
- and the next, he’s walking into a fence
- when you're around, he's always grateful for his mask, because you can't see how easily he blushes when you accidentally touch him — or sometimes even just speak to him
- at least he thinks you can't see it
- once you asked him what he was reading and looked over his shoulder before he could close his Icha Icha book —
- his ears were red at the sight of you for a month
- another time, you saw him through your window, pacing nervously in front of your apartment — hesitant steps, visibly unsure —
- until he finally walked away, head lowered, kicking at rocks, like he’d changed his mind
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Sasuke
- he puts a lot of energy into not showing his attraction to you
- he's cold, quiet, doesn’t seem to notice your presence at all —
- but oh, he is so aware
- one time, Naruto tried to prank you by pushing you into the stream
- it was really shallow — worst case, you'd just get your shoes wet —
- but Sasuke was behind you in a heartbeat, caught you when you lost your balance, and gently set you back on dry ground
- then he went right back to pretending you don't exist
- he’s pretty collected most of the time, but if you’re careful enough, you might catch him glaring at you from time to time
- he immediately pretends he was looking at something else, though
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Shikamaru
- he's quite good at keeping his cool around you —
- but he finds himself thinking about you a lot: in his free time, while watching clouds or playing shogi
- (he’s lost a couple of matches because of you)
- sometimes he gets annoyed when he can't focus on work while you're nearby
- and you caught him staring at your lips once, when you borrowed a cigarette from him
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Naruto
- something in his brain makes him do the stupidest things when you're around
- he has this overwhelming urge to impress you every time he sees you — but it's like all logic vanishes, and only chaos remains
- after every interaction, he wants to bang his head against the wall — because of what he said or did
- he really wants you to see him as a cool, strong warrior and future leader —
- but mostly, he just mixes up his words, overreacts, and ends up feeling like an idiot
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Gaara
- he normally spends a lot of time in his head, but when he has a crush — it's full fantasy-mode
- he deals with overwhelming feelings by writing — poetry, letters he'll never send
- in front of you, he's as calm as always — it's hard to read any emotion in his body language
- but he listens closely to your every word while ignoring everyone else
- it's a tough time for the Sunagakure Council, because Gaara is either locked in his office, daydreaming about you —
- or wandering along the village walls, staring into the distance (also daydreaming about you)
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Kiba
- he has the hardest time focusing when you're around, though he hides it pretty well most days
- sometimes he stares at you way too long, and his friends have to poke him
- you've noticed he's always nearby when someone starts talking to you —
- even if you could swear he was busy with something else just a second ago
- also, somehow he's always walking Akamaru when you're leaving work — so he can walk you home
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Rock Lee
- he won’t hide his feelings — so it’s pretty obvious he has a crush on you
- I mean, he tells you how beautiful you are every time he sees you
- he calls you his girl and dedicates every fight to you
- when he thinks he’s not good enough, he comes up with new insane challenges to prove himself worthy
- sometimes you're not sure if all that attention is real, or just some kind of joke — because no one is that upfront
- but if you ever kiss him on the cheek, it becomes clear — his brain will short-circuit and he’ll go completely unresponsive for a while


















