Bro I love Kiba like I'm just gonna ramble rq about him
(Going back into this rant to say some warnings because I almost let all my thoughts leave my head) .
That isn't my drawing btw and I don't know who made it.
I apologize in advance for what ur about to read. It's not a fic just random thoughts from a mentally unwell individual.
Warning: Mentions of violence (gore?) Smutty smutttttt smuttt, thirsting over Kiba, bad grammar and no proofread, weird cut offs, spoilers for my college au? Just be careful with what you read. I hate and love this ass. no I just love him. BRO I NEED TO TALKING ABOUT SOMEONE OTHER THAN KIBA .
Like this fuckass dog bitch just somehow can get on your fucking nerves so bad and then just turn around and get you screaming and creaming. Shit makes no fucking sense.
Not to glaze myself or anything because I have even finished writing more college au stuff (more about that later) but college au Kiba is fucking me up rn.
Like the mf is getting in trouble all the time as the dog dude does being apart of a fraternity does; He just gets on everyone's nerves and so fucking dumb and clingy it's stupid.
You become his FWB situation and the mf is SO good it's not even fucking funny. But whatever I need to stop talking abt college au stuff bc of spoilers.
Kiba scenting you.
Anyway.... Kiba with long hair is so nice to me. Not to hate on his current hair but I mean... If his fur coat was his actual hair he would be so fine bro. Also the fucking coat. I CAN STYLE THIS FUCKER SO WELL IN MY MIND
His furcost obviously, a shirt (doesn't matter because it's covered all the time but a tight black tee works lovely. Some wide legged and baggy and jeans with rhinestone sigils near the feet and some timbs
Kiba and all of his nicknames for you like ma and mama but he uses them so differently. (Btw fuck all the people who say Japanese characters can't say ma or mama. Just being racist 💔) he calls you mama—because its a cute pet name— but also because you're motherly to akamaru or motherly in the way you could take care of his future pups
Btw his knot would be fucking DELICIOUS to take my goodness. And the fact he just growls In your ear. My thirst for Kiba has been growing because I made a playlist with songs that remind me of him and I'm. Just say thank the Lord for Sir Mix-A-Lot and D4M $loan because they just make nothing but Kiba sound tracks
So freaky but such bangers.
Kiba, shikamaru and Naruto on you at the same damn time—WAIT DON'T DRAG ME I'M NOT DONE YET.
Kiba has such nice nails, so long and sharp and totally able to tears a creep's face right off. Skin, flesh, facial features? All gone. Animalistic with it too. I mean if he was feral just the blood splattering across the floors and you standing their either watching in horror or satisfaction would just egg him on.
WAIT KIBA YANDERE OH MY DAYS SO MANY IDEAS.
Not gonna write anything too gorey but I mean come on it's a dog man. His instincts are just begging him to rip a man to shreds.
Back to the smutty stuff though. Kiba balls 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤 just so round and full probably just aching every second you walk around—especially when you're worked up—To just breed and make you his. Make you full and complete with HIS pups inside you. Oh my days.
And he will take such good care of you, you won't have to lift a finger through the pregnancy, baby kicks and hormone changes make you an ass and yell at him? Thats okay, he likes the fact you're feisty. You maybe hit him or hurt him? Thats okay you didn't mean it you're just so strong and you want him to experience the pain you go through as an intimate connection
Kiba would wear you like a badge of honor, weather that means buying you gifts that you can flash off to everyone else so they can compliment or writhe in jealousy, talking about you nonstop with his fratmates, or sharing you with his friends to ruin together as long as none of them try to cross that boundary.
okay i know i made that poll but i’m high kirk leaning towards wrestling. it may or may not be due to the cody rhodes tiktoks i’ve seen but i feel like wrestling would fit kiba. idk, the poll still has a while until it’s over so we shall see.
i could also see him being a wwe wrestler because of this…
chat, i've been thinking of a modern high school au and i wanna put kiba in a sport but i really don't know what💔
i feel like a contact sport would fit him the best, but idk which. like i could see him doing football but at the same time, would that even make sense for konoha? and i think konoha is based off japan or something, just not america. like football is an american sport and idk how many other countries have that in their schools. maybe i could just do an intercultural kind of thing and mix it together?? idk chile
maybe wrestling or martial arts would suit him? ice hockey? I DON'T KNOW, so i'm just gonna make a poll LOL
which sport fits him
football
wrestling
martial arts(most likely mma)
ice hockey
do your fucking school work, slore
soccer(...)
baseball(not in a million years)
rugby
Voting ended onAug 8
then i have to figure out his later in life career...maybe i can just follow canon for that
