i need fics where matt and clint become friends as kids. i know they aren't the exact same age and they have VERY different storylines in different parts of the globe but we jump through so many hoops for ANY fanfic so i think we can do it for this as well
i mean, just imagine it. they're such a cool bromance as adults but as two asshole little teens???? it would be just as hilarious
kid clint: what the fuck are you doing kid matt, recently blinded: im heading to school? kid clint: in that? kid matt: im blind? clint: that ain't no excuse. here, have my jacket. your shirt says, and i quote, "math is fun" kid matt: i like math kid clint: kid clint: okay i can't help with that
kid matt: want some of my lunch? kid clint: how do you even know i don't want mine? kid matt: *unused to hiding his powers* i can smell the broccoli kid clint: you're weird
kid matt: i live at the orphanage kid clint: oh, me too. different orphanage. my parents are dead kid matt: well obviously. kid clint: what'd'ya mean, obviously? they coudl've dumped me kid matt: nah you're too fun for anyone to dump ya kid clint: *tearing up* you're an idiot

















