goddammit exuro proposed a steven universe au for over there and im so fuckign mad bc it all fits so well i have no idea how i never even considered any of this before!!!!!!! goddamn!!!!!!!!!
steven: nette ruby: poice sapphire: kilii pearl: spades amethyst: tzila rose quartz: francesca connie: meil jasper: arella peridot: clevae lapis: stan centipeedle: mariol (though after recent eps i could also see her as onion)
numerous side characters aside (see what i did there unintentionally) the only real roadblock is who the fuck would greg be... stan and poice are the only ones dadly enough but they’re both occupied, and the only people aside from spades who know anything about francesca are opine, Her, shan, and raine and i am laugh-cry-screaming at the thought of any of them being greg
SPRINKLES is mayor dewey